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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.



I got this mix of green and red grapes to eat and the green ones are huge
are grapes supposed to get this big? the bigger ones are like the size of a kumquat...


they're weird to eat

I guess all the familiar crunchy tartness of grapes is in the skin?
they taste like watery goo. like a tomato without all the tomato-y bits, or, like all the flavor of a regular sized grape was spread out into a bigger grape volume and the rest was filled with water

altogether pretty unsettling, would not recommend

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Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



You should keep one, you may never get one that large again.

Halloween Liker fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Dec 3, 2020

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


Switch to blue berries. They will never get that big.
Also, I don't know if it's some kind of perspective trick in the photo, but if not that is a very powerful thumbnail.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Big ole... green grapes... give papa... them green balls... give papa.... green grapes... big... green grapes.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

my dog died im sad posted:

that is a very powerful thumbnail.

ty

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Big ole... green grapes... give papa... them green balls... give papa.... green grapes... big... green grapes.

I hosed your grapes.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


If one tries to roll away on you OP, think of it as the grape escape. Hope that helps.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



drat dude i got a new 34 inch monitor and those are really some HUGE GREEN GRAPES

HOMO ERECTUS
Dec 27, 2012

Love Conquers All



God drat

Madness
Jan 23, 2007


numberoneposter posted:

drat dude i got a new 34 inch monitor and those are really some HUGE GREEN GRAPES

Humble brag...

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

FEDS FEAR ME




buy small fruit

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014






Lipstick Apathy

Yo wtf is up with that thumb?

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014






Lipstick Apathy

Seriously it's like 50% fingernail, that thing

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Yo wtf is up with that thumb?

Clubbed nails, Cubone go to doctor.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



WE (grapes) "rear end"

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 57 minutes!


gums are also green

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Clubbed nails, Cubone go to doctor.
they're not clubbed
my doctor showed me this, you press the tops of your fingers flat against each other like this

and if you have that little gap there, it's probably not clubbing
(it's a good idea to get screened for lung/heart disease either way though)

I get that a lot because my nails are a weird shape and I have pretty big hands

but also there is some foreshortening going on in that pic
here is what it is like when my thumb is going slightly away from you

still obviously very masculine and cool, but not the grape-rending behemoth many have dreamt of

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019



dude if i had your nails i'd never have to worry about getting nail polish on my skin

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



Madness posted:

Humble brag...

what

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Cubone posted:

I have pretty, big hands

Please violently crush one of these large grapes.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.


The Saucer Hovers posted:

buy small fruit

for real. those are so watery op. pure disappointment

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


For the last couple of decades they've been breeding new varieties of grapes specifically to be like this instead of the smaller, tart ones you might remember from your youth.

Depending on store, availability, etc, you can still find the 'old' variety.
The store by me actually purposely stocks multiple kinds regularly.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

STOP IT

STOP ALL THIS
NONSENSE


OP is very familiar with kum....................quat

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i'm gonda do surgery on them...

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

Strange is the night where black stars rise,
And strange moons circle through the skies,
But stranger still is
Lost Carcosa.

Hell Yeah posted:

i'm gonda do surgery on them...

you better, that thumb has killed and will kill again

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Lol youíre not supposed to eat rear end grapes.

CommandAnt Crotchstain
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA



Sorry looks like you've got an enlarged grape, we're going to have to operate.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


CRUSH THE GRAPES!!

NOW FOOL!!!!

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

I'M NOT CRUSHING THE GRAPES

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 29, 2014


Those are tomatillos, OP

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


step on my grapes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



i bought my own green grapes but they are only big not huge

Arzakon
Nov 24, 2002

"I hereby retire from Mafia"
Please turbo me if you catch me in a game.


op i have noticed the same exact thing this year and this thread is confirmation that instead of just being ignorant of big thick green grape hams that there actually is an intergalactic reptilian conspiracy enlarging our grapes

and i love it

get them still on the vine as they stay fresher and crisper longer i agree they suck when they start going soft

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



Oh my god imagine the raisin that thing would become. Hey op, raisin in the thumbs am I right?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

piss is stored in the grapes?

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Cubone posted:

I'M NOT CRUSHING THE GRAPES

COWARD!
Those grapes are an insult to all that is good and right in the world and your refusal to crush one suggests some really disturbing things about you.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Waterbed Wendy posted:

Oh my god imagine the raisin that thing would become. Hey op, raisin in the thumbs am I right?

I believe those are dates

CommandAnt Crotchstain
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbhaqsBJB0

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


Cubone posted:

I'M NOT CRUSHING THE GRAPES

Use tooth picks to make a family of Grape People.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


I made some hosed up sauce out of figs, brine, pork drippings, and mint, because Iím a psychotic bitch and I want to make things that taste hosed up. Itís like a reminder that Iím still in control of the taste kingdom. Sorry about your weird grapes op I had gently caress all to do with that.

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