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SweetWillyRollbar: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I wasn't sure if they were supposed to be raw or cooked, so I brought both. You know. Just in case. Marinated and non marinated. Also brought some dry rub. Kind of not sure why we're meeting in this car on a cold winter night. What's with the binoculars?

SweetWillyRollbar fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Dec 3, 2020

# ? Dec 3, 2020 13:05

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# ? Jan 26, 2021 12:00

biosterous

sorry i'm late for the stake in!

oh i see you're now thralls to this vampire. cool, that's cool. i'll just go now, sorry

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# ? Dec 3, 2020 13:09

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas.

And you say,
"Steak"
You say
I only hear what I want to

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# ? Dec 3, 2020 14:23

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Hey, calm down, these steaks are cut perfectly and absolutely not 'too high', why are you all so tense?

# ? Dec 3, 2020 15:43

Ass-penny

I prefer my steaks in, if you know what I mean.

in my tum

Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 17:37

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

No, no. I totally understood what you meant. These are just snacks for when we get hungry. You know. Watching suspects.

*hides BEST MEAT BUDDIES STEAK OUT 2020 shirts behind back*

# ? Dec 3, 2020 17:40

SweetWillyRollbar: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Bright Bart posted:

No, no. I totally understood what you meant. These are just snacks for when we get hungry. You know. Watching suspects.

*hides BEST MEAT BUDDIES STEAK OUT 2020 shirts behind back*

# ? Dec 3, 2020 17:54

SweetWillyRollbar: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Yeah I mean I guess jerky is a kind of steak but now I feel like an idiot for putting in as much effort as I did...

# ? Dec 3, 2020 17:55

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

steak um to the bridge

<--sid made this one!

# ? Dec 3, 2020 18:06

Trollipop: hippin and hoppin

Just came down from the attic film roll archives, I got the steak out stake out out takes byoblooper reel for laughs and gags

# ? Dec 3, 2020 21:51

Ass-penny

Sitting in my car, eating a cold steak out of a tupperwear, a single tear rolls down me cheek as I wonder how the gently caress I ended up as a police officer. I put the steak down on the passenger seat and pull out my service weapon.

Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
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# ? Dec 3, 2020 22:45

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

Is an undercover vehicle decorated as a SteakOut - Steak to Go delivery van a little too on the nose?

# ? Dec 3, 2020 23:20

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas.

When I was in college there was a guy who was ashamed whenever he went off to have sex and would make excuses, but his only excuses were "I'm going to go shoot hoops" and "I need to go cook steak-ums." I really liked that.

-sigs by Heather Papps and vanisher! goblin by Khanstant!

# ? Dec 3, 2020 23:37