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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Begin, Year Of Butts > Enrolling in Transylvania University
 
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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


 I was planning to major in Vampirism but it turns out that it's in freakin' Kentucky? Also it's a liberal arts college? What gives? They don't even have any classes on vampires at all! False advertisement if you ask me...

# ? Dec 3, 2020 17:53
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 09:15
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Heather Papps


hello internet friend






 be careful, the interest on student debt from T.U. will skewer you

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a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!

# ? Dec 3, 2020 18:53
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Stoner Sloth



 "Velcome to the vorld of academia, it may seem boring to you at first young man but trust me - it's very high stakes!" - 'joke' that dean, Dr Acula, makes to at least one new student every year without fail.



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

# ? Dec 3, 2020 19:29
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Cobalt-60

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



 I showed up to a meeting of the Bodybuilding Club. Such a disappointment.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 06:46
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Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


 I was instantly accepted despite my poor O+ grade on the entrance exam.

the echi

https://giant.gfycat.com/Wellgroome...ectHaddock.webm the vanisher

# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:21
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google THIS

Cobalt-60 posted:

I showed up to a meeting of the Bodybuilding Club. Such a disappointment.

tfw the stoner gets the wrong brain for your group project and everyone fails

# ? Dec 4, 2020 16:43
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google THIS



 Tried majoring in computer science but all they teach is how to write .bat files

# ? Dec 4, 2020 16:44
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

 My RA is banging on my door, yelling that they can smell weed. But somehow if I tell him he doesn't have permission to enter he just keeps asking even though he has the keys.

OCD or something?

# ? Dec 4, 2020 16:55
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Cobalt-60

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



 They sure take inclement weather seriously. Everything gets cancelled when there's a bad thunderstorm.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 19:41
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 Shipping guy: Wow, you guys sure request a lot of cadavers. You must have a huge premed program.

Cafeteria worker: Premed, right.

# ? Dec 4, 2020 20:01
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Prof. Crocodile



 The commencement speech was a little weird. It was just some guy yelling "BLEH!" and waving his arms around.


thank you khanstant for the sigoblin! thanks to Sid Vicious for my early yobmas present! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!
# ? Dec 4, 2020 23:43
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


 the guest lecturer visiting professor from hong kong was really great, but i'm worried about his health because it looks like he was hopping to the podium

# ? Dec 5, 2020 01:02
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


 going to student health services, checkbox under blood type says "no preference"

# ? Dec 5, 2020 01:03
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 09:15
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Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

tfw the stoner gets the wrong brain for your group project and everyone fails

hey man, i told you i thought that brain was from someone named 'Abby Normal', how was i to know that wasn't what the label meant?

anyway my bad but you gotta let it go sometime and just like chill



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut and Heather Papps!!- ty friends!

# ? Dec 5, 2020 01:27
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