- SweetWillyRollbar
-

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass? 
|
I was planning to major in Vampirism but it turns out that it's in freakin' Kentucky? Also it's a liberal arts college? What gives? They don't even have any classes on vampires at all! False advertisement if you ask me...
|
#
?
Dec 3, 2020 17:53
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
Jan 28, 2021 11:41
|
|
- Heather Papps
-
|
be careful, the interest on student debt from T.U. will skewer you
https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!
|
#
?
Dec 3, 2020 18:53
|
|
- Cobalt-60
-

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.

|
I showed up to a meeting of the Bodybuilding Club. Such a disappointment.
|
#
?
Dec 4, 2020 06:46
|
|
- Displeased Moo Cow
-

The Journey Begins TM
|
I was instantly accepted despite my poor O+ grade on the entrance exam.
the echi
https://giant.gfycat.com/Wellgroome...ectHaddock.webm the vanisher
|
#
?
Dec 4, 2020 08:21
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
I showed up to a meeting of the Bodybuilding Club. Such a disappointment.
tfw the stoner gets the wrong brain for your group project and everyone fails
|
#
?
Dec 4, 2020 16:43
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
Tried majoring in computer science but all they teach is how to write .bat files
|
#
?
Dec 4, 2020 16:44
|
|
- Bright Bart
-

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.
|
My RA is banging on my door, yelling that they can smell weed. But somehow if I tell him he doesn't have permission to enter he just keeps asking even though he has the keys.
OCD or something?
|
#
?
Dec 4, 2020 16:55
|
|
- Cobalt-60
-

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.

|
They sure take inclement weather seriously. Everything gets cancelled when there's a bad thunderstorm.
|
#
?
Dec 4, 2020 19:41
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
Shipping guy: Wow, you guys sure request a lot of cadavers. You must have a huge premed program.
Cafeteria worker: Premed, right.
|
#
?
Dec 4, 2020 20:01
|
|
- canyoneer
-

I only have canyoneyes for you
|
the guest lecturer visiting professor from hong kong was really great, but i'm worried about his health because it looks like he was hopping to the podium
|
#
?
Dec 5, 2020 01:02
|
|
- canyoneer
-

I only have canyoneyes for you
|
going to student health services, checkbox under blood type says "no preference"
|
#
?
Dec 5, 2020 01:03
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
Jan 28, 2021 11:41
|
|