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CommandAnt Crotchstain
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA



The two gas giants are set to conjunct on December 21st, first time since 1623. You can cut the sexual tension with a knife.

Jupiter and Saturn, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Muamuamuamuamua

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


That's disgusting!!!

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


imo you shouldn’t kiss your dad

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me



Les Os posted:

imo you shouldn’t kiss your dad

Kiss your dad square on the lips.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

Is Mercury in retrograde?? This is important!

CommandAnt Crotchstain
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA



its all nice on rice posted:

Is Mercury in retrograde?? This is important!

Mercury is set to watch from afar like a voyeur pervert

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

Jasus Christ posted:

The two gas giants are set to conjunct on December 21st, first time since 1623

jupiter's got a bad case of pink eye

it's gonna give saturn conjunctivitis

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

That's disgusting!!!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




I had a friend in HS that kissed both his parents on the lips whenever he left the house. It was unsettling.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





Wait, a major conjunction ON the equinox?

I better not loving live on a ley line.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



marshmallow creep posted:

Kiss your dad square on the lips.

Calm down Mr. Brady

Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008



I thought Uranus and Neptune were the only two that kissed?

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2002


its all nice on rice posted:

Is Mercury in retrograde?? This is important!

mercury has achieved retrograde ejaculation

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

I bet it's gonna be overcast

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Who's that poster that was a star sorcerer? He must be making GBS threads himself right now

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



ive consulted the oracle which is a machine that prints out "this is very good for bitcoin" and he says

Miracle Mike
Sep 23, 2012

let's avoid premature Lowtaxidermy!



jupiter and saturn can kiss my rear end-teroid

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

Z is the new C

This happened because those girls sexed the moon.









...


Sorry?...


Oh...


Hexed the moon.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

No rings, voted 1.

CommandAnt Crotchstain
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA



Mooey Cow posted:

No rings, voted 1.

Hey don't blame me for planets kissing out of wedlock

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



Jasus Christ posted:

Hey don't blame me for planets kissing out of wedlock

Jupiter put a ring on it

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009





I’ve been watching this for weeks. It’s pretty much the only space thing other than the moon that I can see from this light polluted city.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


If you get with Jupiter you get with every planetoid Jupiter has ever been with.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000


College Slice

Getting kinda tired of their on again/off again bullshit every 400 or so years.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

OP you're just jealous you don't get invited to all the pagan god sex parties, aren't you?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


So is that considered to be planet cleavage? Should we only steal quick glances

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?

Wow two Greek guys are doing something gay someone jot this down.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



Jasus Christ posted:

The two gas giants are set to conjunct on December 21st, first time since 1623. You can cut the sexual tension with a knife.

Jupiter and Saturn, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Muamuamuamuamua

that's right jesus. looking forward to the winter solstice.

namaste and bless u!

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005



Wait 'til you find out what's in store for Uranus.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/s...675372277895168

heh heh heh

Radirot
Feb 3, 2007




all hail orb queen. the day of reckoning is at hand!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



its only gay if the moons touch

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

more than that OP

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



Radirot posted:

all hail orb queen. the day of reckoning is at hand!

luv 2 rub orbs

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012


Thought there'd be pictures from sailor moon, voted 1

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

surprised there isn't a full cult sprung up around this because christmas something something jesus something something god's message something something end of the world

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.


A week later Saturn also develops a red spot.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine


Buttchocks posted:

A week later Saturn also develops a red spot.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

She's delusional,
"where's god", etc.
Completely suicidal.
One day she snaps.
She wants to kill herself
but she realizes that
teen suicide is out this year
and homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.


I don't care how they're named, for me Jupiter was always a male planet and Saturn a female planet. They always seemed like some kind of "King and Queen" of the solar system to me when I was a kid.

But anyways, if you're up on the all the hot planetary goss you know these two have had a thing going for quite a while, they've just finally decided to go public.

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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

immA gently caress both planets

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