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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Jupiter and Saturn are going to kiss each other
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CommandAnt Crotchstain
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA



 The two gas giants are set to conjunct on December 21st, first time since 1623. You can cut the sexual tension with a knife.

Jupiter and Saturn, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Muamuamuamuamua

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


 That's disgusting!!!

# ? Dec 3, 2020 18:44
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Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


 imo you shouldn’t kiss your dad

# ? Dec 3, 2020 18:55
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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Les Os posted:

imo you shouldn’t kiss your dad

Kiss your dad square on the lips.

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

 Is Mercury in retrograde?? This is important!

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CommandAnt Crotchstain
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA

its all nice on rice posted:

Is Mercury in retrograde?? This is important!

Mercury is set to watch from afar like a voyeur pervert

# ? Dec 3, 2020 19:11
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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

Jasus Christ posted:

The two gas giants are set to conjunct on December 21st, first time since 1623

jupiter's got a bad case of pink eye

it's gonna give saturn conjunctivitis

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

That's disgusting!!!
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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




 I had a friend in HS that kissed both his parents on the lips whenever he left the house. It was unsettling.

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





 Wait, a major conjunction ON the equinox?

I better not loving live on a ley line.

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

marshmallow creep posted:

Kiss your dad square on the lips.

Calm down Mr. Brady

# ? Dec 3, 2020 19:33
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Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008



 I thought Uranus and Neptune were the only two that kissed?

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TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2002

its all nice on rice posted:

Is Mercury in retrograde?? This is important!

mercury has achieved retrograde ejaculation

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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

 I bet it's gonna be overcast
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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


 Who's that poster that was a star sorcerer? He must be making GBS threads himself right now

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



 ive consulted the oracle which is a machine that prints out "this is very good for bitcoin" and he says

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Miracle Mike
Sep 23, 2012

let's avoid premature Lowtaxidermy!



 jupiter and saturn can kiss my rear end-teroid

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

Z is the new C

 This happened because those girls sexed the moon.









...


Sorry?...


Oh...


Hexed the moon.

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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

 No rings, voted 1.

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CommandAnt Crotchstain
Dec 3, 2019

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA

Mooey Cow posted:

No rings, voted 1.

Hey don't blame me for planets kissing out of wedlock

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Jasus Christ posted:

Hey don't blame me for planets kissing out of wedlock

Jupiter put a ring on it

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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009





 I’ve been watching this for weeks. It’s pretty much the only space thing other than the moon that I can see from this light polluted city.

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pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.


 If you get with Jupiter you get with every planetoid Jupiter has ever been with.

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Baxter
Sep 13, 2000


College Slice

 Getting kinda tired of their on again/off again bullshit every 400 or so years.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

 OP you're just jealous you don't get invited to all the pagan god sex parties, aren't you?

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


 So is that considered to be planet cleavage? Should we only steal quick glances

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Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?

 Wow two Greek guys are doing something gay someone jot this down.

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hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

Jasus Christ posted:

The two gas giants are set to conjunct on December 21st, first time since 1623. You can cut the sexual tension with a knife.

Jupiter and Saturn, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Muamuamuamuamua

that's right jesus. looking forward to the winter solstice.

namaste and bless u!

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Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005



 Wait 'til you find out what's in store for Uranus.

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hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks



 https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/s...675372277895168

heh heh heh

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Radirot
Feb 3, 2007

hell astro course posted:

https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/s...675372277895168

heh heh heh

all hail orb queen. the day of reckoning is at hand!

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



 its only gay if the moons touch

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ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

more than that OP
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Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004

Radirot posted:

all hail orb queen. the day of reckoning is at hand!

luv 2 rub orbs

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Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012


 Thought there'd be pictures from sailor moon, voted 1

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

 surprised there isn't a full cult sprung up around this because christmas something something jesus something something god's message something something end of the world

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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.


 A week later Saturn also develops a red spot.

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Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Buttchocks posted:

A week later Saturn also develops a red spot.
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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

She's delusional,
"where's god", etc.
Completely suicidal.
One day she snaps.
She wants to kill herself
but she realizes that
teen suicide is out this year
and homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.


I don't care how they're named, for me Jupiter was always a male planet and Saturn a female planet. They always seemed like some kind of "King and Queen" of the solar system to me when I was a kid.

But anyways, if you're up on the all the hot planetary goss you know these two have had a thing going for quite a while, they've just finally decided to go public.

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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

immA gently caress both planets

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