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sk

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no content, i just wanted to warn you never to eat a cold burger king burger. it's vile

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brave! i wouldn't even try it hot.

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Stoner Sloth



oddly the KFC chicken sandwiches (which are for some reason called burgers here) are actually better if you microwave them from the fridge the day after



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vanisher



As you can see on this slide, the whopper loses its royal station sharply around the 8 minute mark

vanisher



The CIA is caught feeding its guantanimo prisoners cold burger king burgers

vanisher



New Wendy's breakfast menu item: cold whopper

sk

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vanisher posted:

New Wendy's breakfast menu item: cold whopper

i was going to make a poll about which restaurant had the least gross coldburger but for real i don't know how to make a poll

Khanstant



op, today i got whataburger but spilled this entire coke all over my car so i had to try and clean it up and by the time i was done my burg n fries were cold :o(

Prof. Crocodile



This thread is almost as tragic as 'In Memoriam: Remembering gently caress Hut'.


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Khanstant posted:

op, today i got whataburger but spilled this entire coke all over my car so i had to try and clean it up and by the time i was done my burg n fries were cold :o(

oh no I should have offered my cold burger, a full coke might have given it enough moisture to be edible again

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Arby's french dip is p good warmed over the next day. Put some rally's fries in the toaster oven too

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.


Starbucks announces iced whopper lattes

Ass-penny



Have you tried ingesting weed to make cold Burger King taste better?

Sid Vicious



i actually love cold next day fast good burgers am i a freak

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



My friend used to do this back in university. Buy some whopper juniors and put some in the fridge for later.

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


ok but the real question is why is a sandwich better when you leave it in the fridge for three days and then toast it in to of the toaster

pecan



ur supposed to just sit on it for 10 min before u eat it like they do at the restaurant

TheAardvark


i want a cold burger king burger but every time i go they give me a hot one and i throw it away frustrated

Pot Smoke Phoenix

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



TheAardvark posted:

i want a cold burger king burger but every time i go they give me a hot one and i throw it away frustrated

In the sport of hockey this would award a penalty shot by the opposing team for touching the hockey puck



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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

Ironically you didn't get it cold enough. Next time, take your leftover burger to the Antarctic. Like for a really long time. Until you forget you even brought it. Months pass since your beef patty is frozen into a solid cube but still you wait. Research expeditions come and go but still you wait. Eventually the storms start and the last plane of the season leaves sight. Now on your own you start to eat what meagre supplies have been forgotten by others (having stored none of your own). Of course you ration but every time the hunger strikes it strikes hard and you are going through more than you planned. You go in search for more but turn up empty handed. Three days without a meal and you have given up hope. Except... you brought that burger. Using the last of your generator's power you thaw the Whopper to what would be in a civilized land considered room temperature.

Bet that cold BK tastes pretty loving good now, huh, OP?

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



cold burger, king burger

vanisher



pecan posted:

ur supposed to just sit on it for 10 min before u eat it like they do at the restaurant

lol



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vanisher



that crazy wendy's instructional video/song but instead they are rapping about how to make your whopper taste bad



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TheAardvark


if elon musk REALLY wanted to make money he'd make a car with a dashboard microwave in case of emergencyies

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Cold whopper cold life

pecan



i ran the numbers boss, turns out making the crowns andthe burgers out of the same material will save us up to 20 dollars a year

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


TheAardvark posted:

if elon musk REALLY wanted to make money he'd make a car with a dashboard microwave in case of emergencyies

combination rear end warmer/burger warmer

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


"wow! it keeps my buns warm and my burgers bone dry!"

TheAardvark


pecan posted:

i ran the numbers boss, turns out making the crowns andthe burgers out of the same material will save us up to 20 dollars a year

Hell yes, when do the meat crowns come out????

Entenzahn

What will you say when
your child asks:
why did you fail Thunderdome?


I just ordered from Burger King earlier and it's running late. I hope I don't get a cold Burger King burger like the op, it sounds dreadful.



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FutonForensic



dunking a whopper in liquid nitrogen and smashing it. the children cheer, not for the scientific demonstration, but because the whopper can no longer hurt them


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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



FutonForensic posted:

dunking a whopper in liquid nitrogen and smashing it. the children cheer, not for the scientific demonstration, but because the whopper can no longer hurt them

Freeze dried cryo-whopper morsels that gently dissolve in your mouth, leaving essence of whopper on your breath and every time you burp for days.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I always microwave my leftover whoppers before loving them. Not too much though. Don't want to burn myself!

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


FutonForensic posted:

dunking a whopper in liquid nitrogen and smashing it. the children cheer, not for the scientific demonstration, but because the whopper can no longer hurt them

no longer the whopper, it's it now the popper *smashes it against the wall*

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


pecan posted:

ur supposed to just sit on it for 10 min before u eat it like they do at the restaurant

with or without underpants

Too much is always not enough!

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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


i think speedos really add to the flavour

Too much is always not enough!

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TheAardvark


Haven't had burger king in a long time. Might pick up a Whopper and a bag of ice (for the Whopper) for dinner

Prof. Crocodile



alexandriao posted:

with or without underpants


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pseudorandom




I know McDonald's and Wendy's burgers are decent at room temperature; I'm pretty sure I've had at least one of those cold, and they were fine too.


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Khanstant



today I got a gyro suprema and they put too much wet inside of it and the whole time eating it was a hassle, just wet white and grey all over my hands and beard but it was so good it was worth it and i just had to take a sink-face shower after. the tiny styrofoam cup of pepsi was way better than the giant coke i wasted yesterday so my soda lust is satisfied

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