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Jan 17, 2021 07:29
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- Heather Papps
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brave! i wouldn't even try it hot.
 https://giant.gfycat.com/GloomyThre...canwilddog.webm
a 2020 vanisher original, paired with my khanstant lord - a byob classic!
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Dec 3, 2020 20:38
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- vanisher
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As you can see on this slide, the whopper loses its royal station sharply around the 8 minute mark
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Dec 3, 2020 20:46
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- vanisher
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The CIA is caught feeding its guantanimo prisoners cold burger king burgers
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Dec 3, 2020 20:47
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- vanisher
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New Wendy's breakfast menu item: cold whopper
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Dec 3, 2020 20:49
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- sk
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New Wendy's breakfast menu item: cold whopper
i was going to make a poll about which restaurant had the least gross coldburger but for real i don't know how to make a poll
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Dec 3, 2020 20:55
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- Khanstant
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op, today i got whataburger but spilled this entire coke all over my car so i had to try and clean it up and by the time i was done my burg n fries were cold :o(
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Dec 4, 2020 00:20
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- sk
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op, today i got whataburger but spilled this entire coke all over my car so i had to try and clean it up and by the time i was done my burg n fries were cold :o(
oh no  I should have offered my cold burger, a full coke might have given it enough moisture to be edible again
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Dec 4, 2020 01:57
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Starbucks announces iced whopper lattes
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Dec 4, 2020 02:51
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- Sid Vicious
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i actually love cold next day fast good burgers am i a freak 
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Dec 4, 2020 04:25
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- Finger Prince
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"I think he's watching us..."
"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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My friend used to do this back in university. Buy some whopper juniors and put some in the fridge for later.
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Dec 4, 2020 04:37
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- alexandriao
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"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."
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ok but the real question is why is a sandwich better when you leave it in the fridge for three days and then toast it in to of the toaster
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Dec 4, 2020 14:26
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- pecan
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ur supposed to just sit on it for 10 min before u eat it like they do at the restaurant
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Dec 4, 2020 14:54
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- TheAardvark
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i want a cold burger king burger but every time i go they give me a hot one and i throw it away frustrated
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Dec 4, 2020 15:27
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.
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Ironically you didn't get it cold enough. Next time, take your leftover burger to the Antarctic. Like for a really long time. Until you forget you even brought it. Months pass since your beef patty is frozen into a solid cube but still you wait. Research expeditions come and go but still you wait. Eventually the storms start and the last plane of the season leaves sight. Now on your own you start to eat what meagre supplies have been forgotten by others (having stored none of your own). Of course you ration but every time the hunger strikes it strikes hard and you are going through more than you planned. You go in search for more but turn up empty handed. Three days without a meal and you have given up hope. Except... you brought that burger. Using the last of your generator's power you thaw the Whopper to what would be in a civilized land considered room temperature.
Bet that cold BK tastes pretty loving good now, huh, OP?
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Dec 4, 2020 16:48
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- Finger Prince
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"I think he's watching us..."
"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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cold burger, king burger
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Dec 4, 2020 17:18
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- vanisher
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ur supposed to just sit on it for 10 min before u eat it like they do at the restaurant
lol
 
Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Heather Papps, & Death Sext
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Dec 4, 2020 17:51
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- vanisher
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that crazy wendy's instructional video/song but instead they are rapping about how to make your whopper taste bad
Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Heather Papps, & Death Sext
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Dec 4, 2020 17:52
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- TheAardvark
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if elon musk REALLY wanted to make money he'd make a car with a dashboard microwave in case of emergencyies
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Dec 4, 2020 17:58
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- SweetWillyRollbar
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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass? 
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Cold whopper cold life
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Dec 4, 2020 18:37
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- pecan
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i ran the numbers boss, turns out making the crowns andthe burgers out of the same material will save us up to 20 dollars a year
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Dec 4, 2020 19:23
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- alexandriao
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"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."
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if elon musk REALLY wanted to make money he'd make a car with a dashboard microwave in case of emergencyies
combination rear end warmer/burger warmer
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Dec 4, 2020 19:25
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- alexandriao
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"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."
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"wow! it keeps my buns warm and my burgers bone dry!"
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Dec 4, 2020 19:27
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- TheAardvark
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i ran the numbers boss, turns out making the crowns andthe burgers out of the same material will save us up to 20 dollars a year
Hell yes, when do the meat crowns come out????
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Dec 4, 2020 19:32
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- FutonForensic
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dunking a whopper in liquid nitrogen and smashing it. the children cheer, not for the scientific demonstration, but because the whopper can no longer hurt them
by Khanstant
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Dec 4, 2020 19:55
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- Finger Prince
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"I think he's watching us..."
"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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dunking a whopper in liquid nitrogen and smashing it. the children cheer, not for the scientific demonstration, but because the whopper can no longer hurt them
Freeze dried cryo-whopper morsels that gently dissolve in your mouth, leaving essence of whopper on your breath and every time you burp for days.
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Dec 4, 2020 19:58
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- SweetWillyRollbar
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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?
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I always microwave my leftover whoppers before loving them. Not too much though. Don't want to burn myself!
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Dec 4, 2020 20:05
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- alexandriao
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"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."
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dunking a whopper in liquid nitrogen and smashing it. the children cheer, not for the scientific demonstration, but because the whopper can no longer hurt them
no longer the whopper, it's it now the popper *smashes it against the wall*
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Dec 4, 2020 20:31
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- alexandriao
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"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."
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ur supposed to just sit on it for 10 min before u eat it like they do at the restaurant
with or without underpants
Too much is always not enough!
(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)
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Dec 4, 2020 21:36
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- alexandriao
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"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."
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i think speedos really add to the flavour
Too much is always not enough!
(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)
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Dec 4, 2020 21:36
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- TheAardvark
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Haven't had burger king in a long time. Might pick up a Whopper and a bag of ice (for the Whopper) for dinner
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Dec 4, 2020 21:42
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Jan 17, 2021 07:29
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- Khanstant
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today I got a gyro suprema and they put too much wet inside of it and the whole time eating it was a hassle, just wet white and grey all over my hands and beard but it was so good it was worth it and i just had to take a sink-face shower after. the tiny styrofoam cup of pepsi was way better than the giant coke i wasted yesterday so my soda lust is satisfied
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