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I know McDonald's and Wendy's burgers are decent at room temperature; I'm pretty sure I've had at least one of those cold, and they were fine too.
Disclaimer: may only apply to consuming them late at night while drunk.
(pretend this is fyad and the quote is a speech bubble)
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with or without underpants
this is the diff between the whopper and the angry whopper
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by sebmojo
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Putting some cold burger king fries into my cold whopper (extra mayo) to win a bet
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Dec 4, 2020 23:52
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I think burger king fries are the best in general, no idea why, but they're the most disgusting cold. One of those little enigmas God slips in to keep us on our toes.
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Dec 4, 2020 23:55
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today I got a gyro suprema and they put too much wet inside of it and the whole time eating it was a hassle, just wet white and grey all over my hands and beard but it was so good it was worth it and i just had to take a sink-face shower after. the tiny styrofoam cup of pepsi was way better than the giant coke i wasted yesterday so my soda lust is satisfied
It took 2 pages, but this thread finally got a BYOB success story!
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Dec 5, 2020 00:15
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by sebmojo
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My daughters favorite place is Burger King and it brings me shame
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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My daughters favorite place is Burger King and it brings me shame
What? You have lettuce and a slice of tomato on the burger. Your opinion is wrong. She is correct.
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Dec 5, 2020 17:49
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a burgegr is just a beef sandwich if you dont have LTOP
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Dec 5, 2020 18:57
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by sebmojo
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What? You have lettuce and a slice of tomato on the burger. Your opinion is wrong. She is correct.
Maybe your local burger king is cool and good but they haven't gotten my order correct ever at mine. I'm not having it my way, they impose there way upon me
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Dec 5, 2020 19:15
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the burger king maintains order as is their divine right
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Dec 5, 2020 19:30
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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the burger king maintains order as is their divine right
I am for keeping the burger monarchy but the burger nobility is outdated.
Why should you get a vote in the upper house just because you are Baron Lettuce or Viscount Beef?
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Dec 5, 2020 20:43
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*the Burger King reluctantly signing the A La Carta*
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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*the Burger King reluctantly signing the A La Carta*
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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my ideal Saturday night is snacking on a Wendy's jr. bacon cheeseburger. hell, I'm doing it right now!
e: warm ofc
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Dec 6, 2020 00:04
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by sebmojo
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i ran the numbers boss, turns out making the crowns andthe burgers out of the same material will save us up to 20 dollars a year
lol
policy changes being announced with one of those unrolling flag trumpets new decrees from his liege the Burger King
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*the Burger King reluctantly signing the A La Carta*
efb
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If you have a burger with lettuce, tomato, or other toppings that are meant to be cold (like a regular whopper), and are too drunk, lazy, tired, or whatever to pull the meat out, heat it up separately, and possibly make a mess trying to reassemble it, you are better off just eating it at room temperature then heating the whole thing up and making the cold toppings hot and gross imo.
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If you have a burger with lettuce, tomato, or other toppings that are meant to be cold (like a regular whopper), and are too drunk, lazy, tired, or whatever to pull the meat out, heat it up separately, and possibly make a mess trying to reassemble it, you are better off just eating it at room temperature then heating the whole thing up and making the cold toppings hot and gross imo.
McDonald's had you covered...in 1985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVcVXTeHTLI
Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig
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does the name McDLT imply that there's clown meat in there
Not so much an implication as their way of soft-selling the required legal disclaimer for selling clown meat.
Fun fact: The Dead Kennedys classic 'Holiday in Cambodia' has a refrain where they sing "Pol... Pot... Pol... Pot." When I heard it as a little Prof. I thought that they were singing "cold... hot... cold... hot" in reference to the McDLT.
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