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Bacchus, best god?
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Me.

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Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Yes you, get oiled up orgy starts in an hour

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Please someone link the GBS CYOA that was made like him.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
who's hosting the orgy this time? I'm not, you guys ruined a perfectly good tarp and hosed up my carpet last time.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

yes, you are. there's more of us

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

SleepySonata posted:

who's hosting the orgy this time? I'm not, you guys ruined a perfectly good tarp and hosed up my carpet last time.

Look you didn't specify we couldn't poo poo on the tarp, maybe set some ground rules this time. Cya at seven!

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Look, it is cold out ere in the woods. Someone wanna Irish up this wine?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Derpies posted:

Yes you, get oiled up orgy starts in an hour

should i bring this extra pumpkin pie i have?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

should i bring this extra pumpkin pie i have?

Of course!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

SleepySonata posted:

who's hosting the orgy this time? I'm not, you guys ruined a perfectly good tarp and hosed up my carpet last time.

I’m hosting. Please sign in to get a mask and individual box of wine. Hand sanitizer is located at stations in each room.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely
But not to eat.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I’m hosting. Please sign in to get a mask and individual box of wine. Hand sanitizer is located at stations in each room.

Damnit Drew drank a bottle of hand sanitizer again

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Derpies posted:

Damnit Drew drank a bottle of hand sanitizer again

GODDAMMIT DREW I’M TRYING TO RUN A BACCHANALIA HERE

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Also if anyone needs to vomit please use the provided receptacles. We’re ritualistic revelers here, not animals.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Anyone seen the cheese platter, I think it was on the rude person being passed around.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i hear drew's bringin some grub



gonna be his famous hot squatched buns i reckon

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo


Rolling into the Baccanalia with this flag flying

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Derpies posted:

Anyone seen the cheese platter, I think it was on the rude person being passed around.

I saw it. I don’t recommend taking a slice though.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I saw it. I don’t recommend taking a slice though.

Yeah I saw someone try to fit all of the little cheese slices into their foreskin and close it up with a hair tie. It was way too full though so they just put them back. Someone with longer foreskin should try it though, it felt good. I mean that's what I heard.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Anyone else down for a romp in the pit of despair ?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Derpies posted:

Anyone else down for a romp in the pit of despair ?

suckle upon mine freakin balls and DESPAIR!!!!

:blastu:

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

suckle upon mine freakin balls and DESPAIR!!!!

:blastu:

I'll just eat some rear end over here instead

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Derpies posted:

I'll just eat some rear end over here instead

don't worry about me, ill just be over here, screaming into the infinite void

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

That parade sucks, it's all drunken fratbros and tourists. You're much better off going to the first week night parades, which are chill and a good time.

(That's a Mardi Gras joke.)

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Sure, everyone loves the drinking and orgies, but for some reason when it's time to go tearing living creatures limb for limb and devouring their flesh they're all too busy.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Grevling posted:

Sure, everyone loves the drinking and orgies, but for some reason when it's time to go tearing living creatures limb for limb and devouring their flesh they're all too busy.

Not at this party we got bits of poo poo posters all over the place

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




According to Greek myth, he invented and used the first dildo and I feel like he doesn't get nearly enough credit for that.

Wine this, feast that, he is the God of French Ticklers. The Patron of Hitachi Magic Wands. The GE Cafe of Olympus

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

RandomFerret posted:

According to Greek myth, he invented and used the first dildo and I feel like he doesn't get nearly enough credit for that.

Wine this, feast that, he is the God of French Ticklers. The Patron of Hitachi Magic Wands. The GE Cafe of Olympus

The greeks were also prude though so he had to call it a massager

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I dunno that whole Ariadne business was pretty sus imo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Medusa’s hair was dicks in the author’s original vision but those drat prudes at the publisher made him change it to snakes.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Yo Herodotus is rolling in and he's high on shrooms everyone start telling him stories

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
My dad has a name derived from Dionysus and my mom has a name derived from Diana so you’d think they’d have given me a cool Greek or Roman god-inspired name to follow suit, but no.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

condolences, Fred

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Sucrose posted:

My dad has a name derived from Dionysus and my mom has a name derived from Diana so you’d think they’d have given me a cool Greek or Roman god-inspired name to follow suit, but no.

dont worry at the bacchus love pit you can be called whatever you want

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Music to drink and gently caress by

https://youtu.be/C9tXztf2E5A

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

dudes rock

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

My first live show ever was Clutch at a tiny club in Providence RI. loving owned.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
i hate to make the ask but will everyone please stop groping the caterer

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Derpies posted:

i hate to make the ask but will everyone please stop groping the caterer

Whoops I was just trying to get more pigs in a blanket, my bad

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a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Sucrose posted:

My dad has a name derived from Dionysus and my mom has a name derived from Diana so you’d think they’d have given me a cool Greek or Roman god-inspired name to follow suit, but no.

Is your name like, Keith?

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