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Here's a thread for suggesting new words that we can use for phenomena which presently do not have any words to denote them, but for which it might be useful to have words to denote them. I'll kick things off with a couple of examples. Phenomenon #1: That situation where someone disingenuously co-opts the language of their opponents for their own advantage, despite the fact that they obviously have no intention of abiding by the literal sentiments behind that language. Suggested word: to figshit Example: Nazi: "Your refusal to allow me to speak publicly on the Jewish question is a suppression of my rights, and an affront to my fundamental dignity as a human being." Person: "Wow, figshitting much bro? Get the gently caress outta here..." Phenomenon #2: That situation where someone makes a conspicuous, unprompted denial and it reminds you of that tweet which goes "My 'Not involved in human trafficking' T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt". Suggested word: to t-shirt oneself Example: Politician: "I have never paid for prostitutes from the state budget". Person: "Wow, t-shirting yourself much bro? Get the gently caress outta here..." I think if we work together we could really get these expressions off the ground. Cheers.
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i figshitted myself while i was trying to t-shitrt myself reading this thread
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Dec 4, 2020 20:47
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i promise to get both terms off the ground (mostly t-shirting)
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Dec 4, 2020 20:48
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theres no granduncle/aunt it just goes straight to great its bullshit
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Dec 4, 2020 21:07
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You just know "figshit" would get figshitted to death so hard.
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Dec 4, 2020 23:24
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Rapritcious is my neologism it's a portmanteau of rapturous and capricious.
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Dec 5, 2020 00:57
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pronounced RAP-PRE-SEE-US
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Dec 5, 2020 00:59
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*in a 1920s mafia accent* figshit about it!
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Dec 5, 2020 01:26
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my friend and I wanted a quick way to communicate when, somebody says something and the other person doesn't hear, so they ask the person that spoke to repeat themselves, or like if they didn't get a reference or didn't experience a fleeting moment the same way just now, and they're like "huh?", but either the moment has passed or it doesn't matter like at all because you were just saying something stupid and pointless out loud like the mitch hedberg bit quote:I’m a mumbler. If I’m walking with a friend and I say something, he won’t hear me, he’ll say “What?” so we wanted a word that means, that situation I described above, we're in that right now so the other person can just be like "cool" we landed on "zop" I think because it kinda sounds like stop and it isn't already a word zop means "never mind, but also, never mind that I'm saying never mind right now, genuinely everything's cool" it comes up more often than you'd think and helps keep things chill. I highly recommend zop
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Dec 5, 2020 01:57
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Instead of “zop”, my wife and I say “stupid poo poo” whenever the other asks us to repeat something or just asks a question and it’s not worth even mentioning/answering. Like, right now, my wife just asked me what I was typing about and without looking up just said “stupid poo poo” and she nodded and went back to her book. It’s pretty nice, tbh
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Dec 5, 2020 02:15
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The phenomenon is when you’re jacking it and you just sort of lose interest halfway through. Call it half jacking
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Dec 5, 2020 02:22
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DeeplyConcerned posted:The phenomenon is when you’re jacking it and you just sort of lose interest halfway through. Call it half jacking A “chub-out” imo
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Dec 5, 2020 02:35
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A word for the joy one derives from operating a motor vehicle, or how about a word for when you take pleasure in another person's suffering
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Dec 5, 2020 04:02
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Blurred posted:Phenomenon #2: That situation where someone makes a conspicuous, unprompted denial and it reminds you of that tweet which goes "My 'Not involved in human trafficking' T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt". For the longest time people would reference Shakespeare "doth protest too much" for this concept, but yeah that's finally become archaic I think. SidneyIsTheKiller fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Dec 5, 2020 |
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Dec 5, 2020 04:42
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There's no common word in English for the crusty poo poo when you get "sleep in your eyes," something I didn't even realize until a Mexican buddy of mine tried asking me about it. Technically the term for it is "rheum," btw.
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Dec 5, 2020 04:48
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The_Continental posted:A word for the joy one derives from operating a motor vehicle, Volkswagen covered that in the 90s: Fahrvergnuegen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOnne-90CLI Actually, the Germans have you covered, bro.
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Dec 5, 2020 05:02
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Word for listlessly browsing the forums, responding to trolls, feeling slightly bored but having many low-effort, fun options to pursue instead: Goonui
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Dec 5, 2020 05:06
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I believe they list schadenfreude in English dictionaries, I think we can consider that one officially stolen, like so many other words the English language has stolen.
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Dec 5, 2020 05:08
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Termetuous - reaching or approaching a dire or grim point From the prefix term in terminate, the root Latin - met, and suffix - ouos Y'all should gently caress with word craft more
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Dec 6, 2020 17:30
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When one has access to vastly bigger amounts of resources and opportunities to be set for a life rich with wealth, projects, accomplishment and being appreciated by a large and diverse international community that could provide you with even more opportunities and avenues to success... but you blow it all on doing nothing substantial, abusing people and substances and ultimately crash into a very low wall because you never had what it takes to fly higher off the floor. You've lowtaxed it, bud.
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Dec 6, 2020 18:23
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I like where you head is at Fonze. I think we should just open it a little more to anything where someone misses an easy slam dunk because of their ego. "All he had to say was "nazis are bad" how much more of a Lowtax can you be?"
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Dec 6, 2020 19:53
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having a white hot, large gauge needle driven vertically into your perineum but not piercing any organs or causing tissue damage
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Dec 6, 2020 20:28
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Big Beef City posted:having a white hot, large gauge needle driven vertically into your perineum but not piercing any organs or causing tissue damage we have a word for that its called "loving"
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DeeplyConcerned posted:The phenomenon is when you’re jacking it and you just sort of lose interest halfway through. Call it half jacking wanksloss
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Dec 6, 2020 20:59
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I need a hand sign to tell everyone it's okay when I get water in my windpipe. Which is always. I also made up a word for a conversation ten years ago, though I'm not sure how useful it is: Laquesock (LAH-kweh-zok)- To void one's bowels with holy intent.
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Dec 6, 2020 22:38
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That occasional feeling of emptiness after jacking it -- cummui? Cumpression? Cumhedonia?
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Dec 6, 2020 23:20
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When you involuntarily sneeze, fart, and hiccup at the same time it should be called a farcups.
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Dec 6, 2020 23:23
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Leroy Dennui posted:That occasional feeling of emptiness after jacking it -- cummui? Cumpression? Cumhedonia? I've never had this, sounds awful!
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Dec 6, 2020 23:25
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Leroy Dennui posted:That occasional feeling of emptiness after jacking it -- cummui? Cumpression? Cumhedonia?
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Dec 6, 2020 23:35
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When snitches get in a hosed up situation they seemingly can’t get out of and they co-opt a merchant who suddenly and seemingly has a product for sale (that they should rightfully have no knowledge of or even by coincidence have proximity to a victim that the product will exonerate) that will let them violate the stumbling block that is keeping them from avoiding the bogies that are plaguing them and they violate the sanctity of the innocent to get a position that provides them self preservation as they usher in the merchants cavalcade of indiscriminate fornicators to violate the youth. Snitchscort
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Dec 6, 2020 23:38
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How about a word for when a product you enjoy gets changed or disappears entirely? Planters cheez balls? Gone! Chef Boyardee Chilli Mac? Recipe change, here's bigger, worse tasting macaroni! Oh not good enough? Gone then, gently caress you! Keebler/TGI Friday's potato skin chips? Hahaha we're not stocking those anymore idiot, but you MIGHT get lucky at a dollar store. JIF Almond Butter? Try Amazon, dickhead, it's only 19 bucks for a 6 oz jar there! Hahaha you deserve to pay stupidly high prices because you can't eat peanuts, loser! Cinnamon Crest? ROOOOOFFFFFLMAO Martin's Potato Bread? You mean that stuff that you think is the best store bought sandwich bread? Suh-suh-suh-SEE YA, rear end in a top hat
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Dec 6, 2020 23:46
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When you go to sneeze and it's about to happen and then the feeling is gone. You've been schnozzrobbed.
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The_Continental posted:A word for the joy one derives from operating a motor vehicle, You have a "cardon".
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Dec 7, 2020 08:07
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:How about a word for when a product you enjoy gets changed or disappears entirely? We indeed need such a word. How about a pair of Mustang jeans that look great on you so you come buy same exact model and size, except Mustang stealth-changed something and new jeans look like crap.
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Dec 7, 2020 08:38
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Need something for the emotion of judgemental repulsion. Like what you feel when someone explains a hentai thing or writes a couple of paragraphs on the history of incest porn.
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Dec 7, 2020 08:41
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Stunt_enby posted:it's called post-nut clarity That makes it sound positive though and it's really not. There's no real clarity either. It's a lack of focus like "uuugh, what do I do now? What was a doing before edging for the last... hour and three quarters??? What am I doing with my life?" If anything that's the norm and we could more use a word for when you feel so good after cumming that the porn your watching doesn't even disgust you "oh look she's having fun!" We also need a word for that mixture of satisfaction, novelty and boring inevitably you feel at "of course the Germans have a word for that".
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Dec 7, 2020 08:51
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i need a word for the tendency of dropped objects to role into the stupidest, dustiest, most obscure corner of whatever space they're dropped in. it's un-loving-canny 
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Dec 7, 2020 09:45
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The relief you feel when a social event is canceled that you didn't want to go to but where obliged to do so.
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Dec 7, 2020 10:08
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Need something for the emotion of judgemental repulsion. Like what you feel when someone explains a hentai thing or writes a couple of paragraphs on the history of incest porn. "Cringe" already exists
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Das Boo posted:I also made up a word for a conversation ten years ago, though I'm not sure how useful it is: Laquesock (LAH-kweh-zok)- To void one's bowels with holy intent. I'm curious about the context of this. My first thought was intentionally making the worst bowel noises possible when you're in a restroom with someone who's on the phone, because that's God's work
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