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Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



I'm no expert or anything, it sounds alright.

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Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Imagine living in a city where the traffic is such a nightmare some rich dude builds a massive loving tunnel system to avoid it.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



imagine being so rich and entitled that you think you are too good and special to have to wait in traffic

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Isn't it like literally a one-car-at-a-time tunnel that'll charge loads of money, and is basically a way for rich people to avoid the poors?

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse

College Slice

Trains are for poor and dirty people, OP

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003

For you the day Duke graced your club was the most important day of your life but for me, it was Tuesday


mind the walrus posted:

Isn't it like literally a one-car-at-a-time tunnel that'll charge loads of money, and is basically a way for rich people to avoid the poors?

Yep. And I canít wait for it to be more congested than surface travel.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

the tunnel is actually my rear end

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dn6ZVpJLxs

Straight White Shark
May 16, 2009



Fun Shoe

maybe instead of one car, they can have a bunch of them connected in a line

they can make them pretty big too. like a stretch suv type thing, with many rows of seats and even standing room so that they can accommodate a lot of passengers

pretty brilliant if you ask me, but that's just what you'd expect from a genius like elon

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


Hi me elom moskuk me dig tunnel instead of take helicopper. Everywhun have helicoptur but onyl elom have tunnel.

Also let's live on Mars where it's warmer.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



I'm no expert or anything

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Caesar Saladin posted:

imagine being so rich and entitled that you think you are too good and special to have to wait in traffic

That's why they invented helicopters. Occasional guillotining and explosive crashes are even a built in feature!

The Scientist
Nov 6, 2009



Ramrod XTreme

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1333572722098536448

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


More like Elon Suck

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020



i dont think anyone here are experts and it sound alright

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


I'm the tunnel, I'm jacking off, everyone else in the tunnel is trapped. We've been stuck in the tunnel for twenty days.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.


mind the walrus posted:

Isn't it like literally a one-car-at-a-time tunnel that'll charge loads of money, and is basically a way for rich people to avoid the poors?

I'm no expert or anything but you sound poor

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Tunnelgape. Gapetunnel.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Halloween Liker posted:

i dont think anyone here are experts and it sound alright

Is this some elaborate markov bot?

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


Gonna have a whale of a time car jacking the musk chunnel

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 17, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.



mind the walrus posted:

Isn't it like literally a one-car-at-a-time tunnel that'll charge loads of money, and is basically a way for rich people to avoid the poors?

You could say the tunnel is Elon gated

Mega64
May 23, 2008





Hello, Iím an expert.

It sound alright to me.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



every single individual aspect of this plan sounds stupid

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



It's gonna be really funny when that poorly made tunnel traps Elon in there with a cave-in or a flood. Maybe he'll build a submarine to get himself out.

Mega64
May 23, 2008





I can't wait to take a dump in Elon Musk's Car Tunnel.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

hope homeless people sleeping in the tunnels causes a horrific car crash and musk just shrugs and goes 'its a living!'

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Halloween Liker posted:

I'm no expert or anything, it sounds alright.

I think everyone that wants to entomb themselves for Elon absolutely should.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

OMFG FURRY posted:

hope homeless people sleeping in the tunnels causes a horrific car crash and musk just shrugs and goes 'its a living!'

Dibs on the larger irony of a Tesla vehicle thinking it's about to hit something in the tunnel and attempting to swerve causing a massive pileup. It'd be fun to see Musk sweat through the press conference on that one.

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING


Can't wait to go in the cramped tunnel with no escape made by the man who pioneered selling cars that explode and don't stop burning

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

What drives the car? I see some modular dolly cart that you put on but what powers that? Or you drive your self at that point since your tires are still down on the ground? Most cars cant get to 150 so im assuming the dollys are powered but if the cars wheels are still on the ground its gonna mess some stuff up on the cars.

Fallows fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Dec 5, 2020

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Down the Rabbit Hole.



Sounds like a lovely place to be during an earthquake.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Hit me up in the tunnel. I'm in the tunnel right now as we speak. If you're trying to talk to me or chill or otherwise hang out just find me in the tunnel. Hit me up, I'm in the tunnel.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Hit me up in the tunnel. I'm in the tunnel right now as we speak. If you're trying to talk to me or chill or otherwise hang out just find me in the tunnel. Hit me up, I'm in the tunnel.

buddy, i got a "tunnel" for ya right here

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014


my assssssssssssssssssssss

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Turpitude II posted:

buddy, i got a "tunnel" for ya right here

Turpitude II posted:

my assssssssssssssssssssss
they arent looking for any tunnels wider than it takes to fit 1 car

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


You fools, these "tunnels" will be dug in the shape of summoning circle so that Elon can call forth his dark god, Moloch.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


But on the flip side hundreds of rich people will die of monoxide poisoning. So who can say if it's good or bad.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


I think the tesla fire will get them first, but I'm willing to accept other bets

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003



Cybernetic Crumb

Did he die of covid?

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sudonim
Oct 6, 2005


Who What Now posted:

You fools, these "tunnels" will be dug in the shape of summoning circle so that Elon can call forth his dark god, Moloch.

this was a major plot point in Full Metal Alchemist.

Musk imitates art. Or at least imitates anime.

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