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I'm no expert or anything, it sounds alright.
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:00 |
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Imagine living in a city where the traffic is such a nightmare some rich dude builds a massive loving tunnel system to avoid it.
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imagine being so rich and entitled that you think you are too good and special to have to wait in traffic
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Isn't it like literally a one-car-at-a-time tunnel that'll charge loads of money, and is basically a way for rich people to avoid the poors?
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Trains are for poor and dirty people, OP
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mind the walrus posted:Isn't it like literally a one-car-at-a-time tunnel that'll charge loads of money, and is basically a way for rich people to avoid the poors? Yep. And I can’t wait for it to be more congested than surface travel.
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the tunnel is actually my rear end
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dn6ZVpJLxs
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maybe instead of one car, they can have a bunch of them connected in a line they can make them pretty big too. like a stretch suv type thing, with many rows of seats and even standing room so that they can accommodate a lot of passengers pretty brilliant if you ask me, but that's just what you'd expect from a genius like elon
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Hi me elom moskuk me dig tunnel instead of take helicopper. Everywhun have helicoptur but onyl elom have tunnel. Also let's live on Mars where it's warmer.
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I'm no expert or anything
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Caesar Saladin posted:imagine being so rich and entitled that you think you are too good and special to have to wait in traffic That's why they invented helicopters. Occasional guillotining and explosive crashes are even a built in feature!
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/1333572722098536448
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More like Elon Suck
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i dont think anyone here are experts and it sound alright
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I'm the tunnel, I'm jacking off, everyone else in the tunnel is trapped. We've been stuck in the tunnel for twenty days.
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mind the walrus posted:Isn't it like literally a one-car-at-a-time tunnel that'll charge loads of money, and is basically a way for rich people to avoid the poors? I'm no expert or anything but you sound poor
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Tunnelgape. Gapetunnel.
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Halloween Liker posted:i dont think anyone here are experts and it sound alright Is this some elaborate markov bot?
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Gonna have a whale of a time car jacking the musk chunnel
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mind the walrus posted:Isn't it like literally a one-car-at-a-time tunnel that'll charge loads of money, and is basically a way for rich people to avoid the poors? You could say the tunnel is Elon gated
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Hello, I’m an expert. It sound alright to me.
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every single individual aspect of this plan sounds stupid
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It's gonna be really funny when that poorly made tunnel traps Elon in there with a cave-in or a flood. Maybe he'll build a submarine to get himself out.
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I can't wait to take a dump in Elon Musk's Car Tunnel.
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hope homeless people sleeping in the tunnels causes a horrific car crash and musk just shrugs and goes 'its a living!'
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Halloween Liker posted:I'm no expert or anything, it sounds alright. I think everyone that wants to entomb themselves for Elon absolutely should.
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OMFG FURRY posted:hope homeless people sleeping in the tunnels causes a horrific car crash and musk just shrugs and goes 'its a living!' Dibs on the larger irony of a Tesla vehicle thinking it's about to hit something in the tunnel and attempting to swerve causing a massive pileup. It'd be fun to see Musk sweat through the press conference on that one.
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Can't wait to go in the cramped tunnel with no escape made by the man who pioneered selling cars that explode and don't stop burning
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What drives the car? I see some modular dolly cart that you put on but what powers that? Or you drive your self at that point since your tires are still down on the ground? Most cars cant get to 150 so im assuming the dollys are powered but if the cars wheels are still on the ground its gonna mess some stuff up on the cars.
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Sounds like a lovely place to be during an earthquake.
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Hit me up in the tunnel. I'm in the tunnel right now as we speak. If you're trying to talk to me or chill or otherwise hang out just find me in the tunnel. Hit me up, I'm in the tunnel.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Hit me up in the tunnel. I'm in the tunnel right now as we speak. If you're trying to talk to me or chill or otherwise hang out just find me in the tunnel. Hit me up, I'm in the tunnel. buddy, i got a "tunnel" for ya right here ![]()
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my assssssssssssssssssssss
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Turpitude II posted:buddy, i got a "tunnel" for ya right here Turpitude II posted:my assssssssssssssssssssss
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You fools, these "tunnels" will be dug in the shape of summoning circle so that Elon can call forth his dark god, Moloch.
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But on the flip side hundreds of rich people will die of monoxide poisoning. So who can say if it's good or bad.
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I think the tesla fire will get them first, but I'm willing to accept other bets
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Did he die of covid?
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# ? Jan 18, 2021 15:00 |
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Who What Now posted:You fools, these "tunnels" will be dug in the shape of summoning circle so that Elon can call forth his dark god, Moloch. this was a major plot point in Full Metal Alchemist. Musk imitates art. Or at least imitates anime.
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