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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000




Every wish ad I get looks bizarre. I've bought costume jewelry from them so you'd think I'd get ads for more jewelry. No. Take this one for example:


Walnut eye glasses with multi-roller system? A sex doll from Silent Hill?

Post the insane garbage you've found.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.




Weirdly, the walnut eyes are more distressing to me because I cannot understand.

Mega64
May 23, 2008





To be fair, five rollers is a bargain for your walnut glasses.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020




The glasses item description:




Martman
Nov 20, 2006

SEXY... defines my posts and my ride


Do I look in his butthole with the walnut eyes?

Mega64
May 23, 2008











Who wants a free Trump ring?

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000




He must be married to the calm.jpg lady

naem
May 29, 2011



neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Fast Shid Fard would be an excellent name for a band.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


I want all of this poo poo.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Imagine buying a domain as awesome as wish.com and using it just to peddle chinese garbage.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Imagine buying a domain as awesome as wish.com and using it just to peddle chinese garbage.

i think it'd be cool to make a bajillion dollars

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


neato burrito posted:

Fast Shid Fard would be an excellent name for a band.

shidding and farding rn

Pick
Jul 19, 2009

powerful beyond man's wildest imagination


Nap Ghost

declaring war from the aliexpress thread. prepare your flimsy EDC gear

Taotipper
Nov 7, 2020




It looks like they're selling you a zipper for 50 cents? So not a swimsuit with a zipper in it, but just a zipper named Poop Portal and then you sew it into your swimsuit so that you can unzip fast shid fard action *shid noises*

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Taotipper posted:

It looks like they're selling you a zipper for 50 cents? So not a swimsuit with a zipper in it, but just a zipper named Poop Portal and then you sew it into your swimsuit so that you can unzip fast shid fard action *shid noises*

I want an adjustable nozzle dildo that you can set to ultra sharp or slow diffuse so you can do a discrete throat blast or emanate stink into the room gradually. Like farts are so unpredictable let’s take the uncertainty out of it, let’s EVOLVE!

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


You’re not thinking big enough: butt spin whistle

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of "meh"

I found these a while back. They’re the perfect gift for that special someone in your life you want to send to the emergency room:

Mega64
May 23, 2008









It has two functions!

e:





I didn't realize "pantyhose for men" was a thing.

Mega64 fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Dec 6, 2020

Mega64
May 23, 2008





Also found some cleansing tampons, not really a surprise but I found some of the images funny.




And also some that are pretty gross, why did they make the first one the main picture.

Yikes. YIKES.

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 17, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.



Suddenly the walnut glasses make sense

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

Fun Shoe

I like the questions arising from a non-native-speaker selling stuff in english on such a website.

"Clean Vaginal Dirt" could be a product to help you to clean vaginal dirt out of your system, or is might be the dirt which came from your vagina, but has been cleaned for... some reason?

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

I don't know, I see a good amount of signs around here saying "Clean Fill Wanted".

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Dirt? In my vagina?

Fatima
Dec 6, 2020


The question remains, would you recommend that site?

nesamdoom
Apr 14, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


Frank Frank posted:

I found these a while back. They’re the perfect gift for that special someone in your life you want to send to the emergency room:



This is just desperately wanting to not have ankles.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!






Ultra Carp


unzip for more sa fordum psot actioon!

naem
May 29, 2011



Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Wipfmetz posted:

I like the questions arising from a non-native-speaker selling stuff in english on such a website.

"Clean Vaginal Dirt" could be a product to help you to clean vaginal dirt out of your system, or is might be the dirt which came from your vagina, but has been cleaned for... some reason?
I *think* it's a little ball of dirt in that mesh you put up your vagina to "clean" it, like those clays that are supposed to leech toxins out of your body. "Vaginal-Cleaning Clay" is probably the English phrase they were going for.

But I have absolutely no idea what is going on in those linked pics, so I could be on the completely wrong track.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000




Fatima posted:

The question remains, would you recommend that site?
It's fine for cheap jewelry, stickers, patches, pins, etc. Do not buy anything from wish that you apply to your skin like makeup or hygiene products. And most especially, DO NOT PUT ANYTHING FROM WISH.COM INSIDE YOUR BODY EVER

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000




MikeTheCoolOne posted:

Suddenly the walnut glasses make sense

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013



Holy poo poo

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

High Energy, Good Feeling!




Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I just had an epiphany: the internet is useless!






Ultra Carp


Flannelette
Jan 16, 2010



Halloween Liker posted:

The glasses item description:




Mother's day sorted.

Tace Vim
Oct 13, 2005




lmao

Mega64
May 23, 2008





strange feelings re Daisy posted:

DO NOT PUT ANYTHING FROM WISH.COM INSIDE YOUR BODY EVER

But how can I increase the size of my breasts if I can't drink this tea that will definitely do just that?



Unsurprisingly, a lot of gratuitous cleavage shots in the other pictures!

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Every wish ad I get looks bizarre. I've bought costume jewelry from them so you'd think I'd get ads for more jewelry. No. Take this one for example:


Walnut eye glasses with multi-roller system? A sex doll from Silent Hill?

Post the insane garbage you've found.

why would i pay good, american money for a nut in my eye when my husband can do it for free?

Mega64
May 23, 2008







Aaaand The best image I found so far.

But if an ordinary mouth fleshlight does nothing for you, good news! There's a model with tongue!

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

D. HALL


I made a thread like this some time ago

I can't quote it, but imagine no C/P it here

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...er=1&perpage=40

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