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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Doesn’t look very nws to me but there’s some great av material there https://i.imgur.com/ESYYHBc.jpg

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Mega64 posted:

But how can I increase the size of my breasts if I can't drink this tea that will definitely do just that?



Unsurprisingly, a lot of gratuitous cleavage shots in the other pictures!

The tea that gives you breast cancer.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
tit-teas

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

rooiboobs

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

lmao I love the expression on this guy's face, like he's trying to smile but has actually just given up on life. "So it's come to this......" :smith:

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Mega64 posted:

But how can I increase the size of my breasts if I can't drink this tea that will definitely do just that?



Unsurprisingly, a lot of gratuitous cleavage shots in the other pictures!

Breast become bigger sounds like it came out of the porn version of Alice in wonderland.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

:golfclap:

French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience
Can some rank the various weird stuff sites?

Like...

1. Dealxtreme
2. Aliexpress
3. Wish(????)
4. Amazon
5. Amazorn
6. Taobao
7. JD.com

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Body armor is extremely hard to get right now and a real NIJ IV plate is about $200. The wizards at wish claim to have one for $23. I'm curious if this would stop any bullets at all but I am not going to test it. I would however like to purchase the sniper knife fragmentation grenade.

strange feelings re Daisy fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Dec 9, 2020

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
A sniper rifle that shoots a grenade that explodes into a lot of little knives.

oor

a grenade that fragments into snipe rifles that shoot out knives

Johnny Aztec fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Dec 9, 2020

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
130 bucks for a poo poo Android device with some emulators. Want to see someone open one up and see how empty it is inside.


Guttlesswonder
Mar 17, 2006

I'll take two adult and two kids tickets for "Alien Erection" please

Mega64 posted:

Also found some cleansing tampons, not really a surprise but I found some of the images funny.




And also some that are pretty gross, why did they make the first one the main picture.

:nws: :nms: Yikes. YIKES. :nms: :nws:

What the actual gently caress is this?

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Guttlesswonder posted:

What the actual gently caress is this?

Traditional Chinese medicine, totally legit and way better than all those tested western inferior medicines.
(secret herbs and spices recipe in a cloth bag you shove in your vag, to do..... something. This ones interesting since it only claims to clean it and not something worse like make it tighter or be a virgin again like they usually do).

Flannelette fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Dec 9, 2020

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
So any of the penis enhancement stuff from wish is pretty funny, but here's a small sample from just one product:


The font is not increasing my confidence in this product

The official way of measuring dicks is the "crab claw" method

The horror of the wish-dick is revealed!



Note: please do not give this product a chance

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

RickRogers posted:


The official way of measuring dicks is the "crab claw" method

I am not going to rub any product on my dick that refers to it being “right,” then calls out e.coli and staph and fungal infections, even if it will make it 15 inches long.

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??

Blue Moonlight posted:

I am not going to rub any product on my dick that refers to it being “right,” then calls out e.coli and staph and fungal infections, even if it will make it 15 inches long.

I have just noticed that the labels covering the tip and balls in that picture look like wheels, so now I see little dick cars

Fatima
Dec 6, 2020

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

It's fine for cheap jewelry, stickers, patches, pins, etc. Do not buy anything from wish that you apply to your skin like makeup or hygiene products. And most especially, DO NOT PUT ANYTHING FROM WISH.COM INSIDE YOUR BODY EVER

I'd be weary of ordering still, as there seems to be issues of being charged taxes to collect the item from post office. Not sure it would be worth it to shop from there...

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Lodin posted:

130 bucks for a poo poo Android device with some emulators. Want to see someone open one up and see how empty it is inside.



They'll be hearing from Soulja Boy's lawyers.


RickRogers posted:


The official way of measuring dicks is the "crab claw" method

:yeeclaw:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
penis-havers, does your partner ever look like this when you unveil your ballpit?



:smug: well then congratulations, stud :smug:

we all know the more horrified a person is when they glimpse your crab stick the better winkyface

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

Frank Frank posted:

I found these a while back. They’re the perfect gift for that special someone in your life you want to send to the emergency room:



I really want to see someone try to use these.

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

mds2 posted:

I really want to see someone try to use these.

Snuff videos are not okay

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
:nws: for all of these.

Super powerful black men with suction cup treatment cup

warm water heating

Instructions for use

What the gently caress is this sad shape.

Who is this for

e: Found another of these and I don't know which part of the image is my favorite: the obviously creeped-out model holding it, showing off the cavity molds, or the woman lovingly smelling the hell out of a fleshlight.

Mega64 fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Dec 9, 2020

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Wish is wild

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZg2vGopNkI

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.








There's an oddly large amount of dental products on this site.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Hahaha this rules. It looks like a bedding set made by Da Share Z0ne.

:unsmith:


Tactical pill organizing vest?


Yeah, I'm not going to drink that tea

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
:chanpop:

Lmfao, it's Rebel Wilson!

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

mds2 posted:

I really want to see someone try to use these.

On closer inspection, it looks like an either/or thing. You either attach the bouncy things or the inline skates to the base of the part that goes on your foot, not both. Either one probably falls apart as soon as you try and use it though.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Tactical pill organizing vest?


this massively improves your drug dealing game right up until it doesnt

edit: can you link this i can't find it

20 Blunts fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Dec 11, 2020

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

Sucrose posted:

On closer inspection, it looks like an either/or thing. You either attach the bouncy things or the inline skates to the base of the part that goes on your foot, not both. Either one probably falls apart as soon as you try and use it though.

Well that is just loving stupid.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Lodin posted:

130 bucks for a poo poo Android device with some emulators. Want to see someone open one up and see how empty it is inside.




Ah someone bought this thing and did a YouTube review. Half of it is glitchy and/or laggy and the other half just doesn’t work. Wish I could find it argh.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

20 Blunts posted:

this massively improves your drug dealing game right up until it doesnt

edit: can you link this i can't find it
The ad was broken so it took a minute to find. Apparently it's for chest mounted fishing tackle?
https://www.wish.com/product/multif...=true&share=web

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Frank Frank posted:

Ah someone bought this thing and did a YouTube review. Half of it is glitchy and/or laggy and the other half just doesn’t work. Wish I could find it argh.

Your Wish has been granted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QFbyDTxUAM

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Body armor is extremely hard to get right now and a real NIJ IV plate is about $200. The wizards at wish claim to have one for $23. I'm curious if this would stop any bullets at all but I am not going to test it. I would however like to purchase the sniper knife fragmentation grenade.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsHJWTAlaCY

I've got to admit, I'm kind of surprised by this.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
NSFW https://i.imgur.com/BvoH2ep.jpg

I’m trying to figure out what it exactly does. Is it a panty paper clip?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

teen witch posted:

NSFW https://i.imgur.com/BvoH2ep.jpg

I’m trying to figure out what it exactly does. Is it a panty paper clip?

I'm trying really hard to understand what the before and after pictures are trying to tell me. Like, it's really REALLY obvious these aren't the same person so......................

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Waterbed Wendy posted:

penis-havers, does your partner ever look like this when you unveil your ballpit?



:smug: well then congratulations, stud :smug:

we all know the more horrified a person is when they glimpse your crab stick the better winkyface

No but the people at the grocery store do

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

teen witch posted:

NSFW https://i.imgur.com/BvoH2ep.jpg

I’m trying to figure out what it exactly does. Is it a panty paper clip?

I think it’s a shoe horn for a 12 inch heel, like past vertical. Like you have to clench your pussy and rear end in a top hat constantly or you fall over.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Tactical pill organizing vest?


It's for fly fishing so you can carry all your poo poo when you're standing in a river with waders on

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Literally A Person posted:

I'm trying really hard to understand what the before and after pictures are trying to tell me. Like, it's really REALLY obvious these aren't the same person so......................

It creates thigh gap

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

It creates thigh gap

OMG!!! I feel dumb now but also not really that dumb because, what the gently caress seriously?

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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

pseudorandom posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsHJWTAlaCY

I've got to admit, I'm kind of surprised by this.
Impressive, I didn't think that armor would stop anything.

Recommendations were normal recently until I saw these medieval surgeon's tools:

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