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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


cant wait for the mod to let me be a cyborg dog with a sword tail

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OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

ded posted:

what if you lose your quick disconnect cyber butthole when you get drunk at a party?

You can check Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place.
I saw one on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.
He was selling it for twenty-two bucks.

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008

Back Hack posted:

I know everyone is joking around, but I hope everyone just drops making comments about the genital options, I've seen way too many thread devolve from being parody to being serious, aka every Bioware thread. Everything gets extremely creepy real fast after that.

i wanna gently caress penis 2

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
what sizes are penis 1, penis 2, and penis 3? it is very important i sort out which penis i will have before i play the game

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

ded posted:

what sizes are penis 1, penis 2, and penis 3? it is very important i sort out which penis i will have before i play the game

it's a capitalist hellscape, so they made them so small you want to spend money to enhance them...

NicelyNice
Feb 13, 2004

citrus
What I wanna know, is whether the binary penis choice is a design design or a technical limitation. This is a first person game, and you're gonna look at your own dick like, once, maybe twice in the course of the game? So the true user value of the penis selector is for the character creation, then, and everyone wants not a toggle but a slider here - there's a lot to be gained by seeing a dong enlarged or elongated in real time. Guess the tech just isn't ready?

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

ded posted:

what sizes are penis 1, penis 2, and penis 3? it is very important i sort out which penis i will have before i play the game

those numbers are inches

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



ded posted:

what if you lose your quick disconnect cyber butthole when you get drunk at a party?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

You write the sequel to King Missile's "Detachable Penis"

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

OP, whenever the spoiler thread goes up, can you add that to the OP too?


Thanks OP + nice thread

y u booli me

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



smoobles posted:

those numbers are inches

No no that's how many penises you have

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Penis 1, Penis 2, and Penis 4

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.

Capntastic posted:

Penis 1, Penis 2, and Penis 4

Pow 2 penis count?

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Penis size doesn't matter in this game, within 1 hour you'll have paid a grizzled, alcoholic hacker mechanic to chop off your dick and replace it with a flamethrower.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
can we just have a moment to appreciate the 7 year six hundred page monolith that was the previous thread, an ouroboros created by a thousand hands in which we learned that capitalism is bad and everything is transphobic

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.

Eau de MacGowan posted:

can we just have a moment to appreciate the 7 year six hundred page monolith that was the previous thread, an ouroboros created by a thousand hands in which we learned that capitalism is bad and everything is transphobic

*Slaps Roof of Old Thread* this bad boy can fit so many shitposts about delays in it.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Found some Xbox One S gameplay online and holy poo poo is that version hot trash. I expected it to be really bad and it went beyond my expectations. NPC's with no faces, textures not loading, bad framerate, low resolution the works.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

ded posted:

what sizes are penis 1, penis 2, and penis 3? it is very important i sort out which penis i will have before i play the game

I regret to inform you that penis 3 has been cut

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





I thought penis 1 was the cut one.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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cheesetriangles posted:

I thought penis 1 was the cut one.

:downsrim:

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.

cheesetriangles posted:

I thought penis 1 was the cut one.

No you're thinking of the Penis One Series X.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

cheesetriangles posted:

Found some Xbox One S gameplay online and holy poo poo is that version hot trash. I expected it to be really bad and it went beyond my expectations. NPC's with no faces, textures not loading, bad framerate, low resolution the works.

Dont look at unpatched gameplay, friend.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





TheRat posted:

Dont look at unpatched gameplay, friend.

Unpatched Xbox One gameplay is something I've been craving to see for months. I wanted to see just how bad it was and really hope someone like Digital Foundry gives me a good solid detailed look. Sometimes you just can't help looking at car crashes.

Turin Turambar
Jun 5, 2011



Another 'leak' of info
This seems to be all the perks

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

NicelyNice posted:

What I wanna know, is whether the binary penis choice is a design design or a technical limitation. This is a first person game, and you're gonna look at your own dick like, once, maybe twice in the course of the game? So the true user value of the penis selector is for the character creation, then, and everyone wants not a toggle but a slider here - there's a lot to be gained by seeing a dong enlarged or elongated in real time. Guess the tech just isn't ready?

I'm assuming the sex scenes in this are not in first person (and a more explicit version of the Witcher 3 style sex scenes) and so probably see penis then?

Captain Scandinaiva
Mar 29, 2010



Turin Turambar posted:

Another 'leak' of info
This seems to be all the perks

That's quite a lot of stats and perks! Seem to be some nice synergies between perk trees to be found.

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

orange juche posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

You write the sequel to King Missile's "Detachable Penis"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ

Horizon Burning
Oct 23, 2019
:discourse:

Mordiceius posted:

I'm assuming the sex scenes in this are not in first person (and a more explicit version of the Witcher 3 style sex scenes) and so probably see penis then?

haha oh no, they're absolutely first person. at least one has been leaked.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

itry posted:

The artists that we already know about are: A$AP Rocky, COS and CONWAY, Deadly Hunta, Gazelle Twin, Grimes, Ilan Rubin, Nina Kraviz, Rat Boy, Raney Shockne, Refused, Richard Devine, Run the Jewels, and Tina Guo.

HEALTH is in it too, as the band Window Weather.

caldrax
Jan 21, 2001

i learned it from watching you

Pirate Jet posted:

HEALTH is in it too, as the band Window Weather.

And Sophie, and some other names have been announced that I promptly forgot because I didn't recognize them.

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

Horizon Burning posted:

haha oh no, they're absolutely first person. at least one has been leaked.

oof

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Can I gently caress &/or get shot down by a total loser in this game? If not it will be v unrealistic & immersion breaking

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Mordiceius posted:

I'm assuming the sex scenes in this are not in first person (and a more explicit version of the Witcher 3 style sex scenes) and so probably see penis then?

Dear CD Projekt Red: Sorry I Made You Watch A Cyberpunk 2077 Sex Scene With Me

quote:

Players familiar with CD Projekt Red's last big RPG, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, will have an idea of what to expect in terms of boning down, although the scene is a bit more involved and a bit more graphic than what Geralt gets up to. Protagonist V and his partner slam the ham in a number of positions (all played from a first-person perspective), and there was a fair amount of full-frontal female nudity and moaning in the scene. Just as an aside: There are a lot of boobs to see in Night City.

Things cut away at key moments so it never gets full-on pornographic, and it's all over in probably 30 seconds, which maybe doesn't speak too kindly of V's performance. Hopefully, there's a mod to help with that.

chaosapiant
Oct 10, 2012

White Line Fever

Two things:

1. I saw it brought up right before the last thread was closed, but Deus Ex Mankind Divided is an absolutely fantastic game, and probably overall the best Deus Ex game, at least mechanically.

2. I’m curious if y’all think I can run this game at 1080p/Ultra sans RTX with my new system being the following: i5 10600k, 32gb DDR4 3600 ram, SSD and a GTX 1080. I’m also running Ultrawide at 2560x1080, but that’s not too much more taxing than regular 16x9 1080p.

I’m looking to get a 3070 next year, but in the meantime I should have a smooth gameplay experience still right? With mostly higher settings?

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

OgNar posted:

So consoles get it like 5-8 hours later than PC and Stadia?

Suck it console owners, Stadia is more important than you.
You know what'd be loving hilarious? That the demand will overpower Stadia for the first couple of days, because Google in its eternal lazyness didn't expect and account for it, given how the service slouched around, leading to tons upset people. That and those end-users that underestimated the bandwidth demands of the service.

--edit:
Also, in light of this penis talk, can you wear it up or down? If that ain't an option, worst game of the decade.

Combat Pretzel fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Dec 6, 2020

chaosapiant
Oct 10, 2012

White Line Fever

I want my super cool penis to be like a pet that takes up an inventory slot and squeaks if you try to move it. Go for the eyes penis, raaaaaahhhhh!

CONVERT PDF TO WORD
Jul 7, 2003

cheesetriangles posted:

Found some Xbox One S gameplay online and holy poo poo is that version hot trash. I expected it to be really bad and it went beyond my expectations. NPC's with no faces, textures not loading, bad framerate, low resolution the works.

Don’t do this.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
I started playing Witcher 3 in October of 2019 and got to Skellige last week, I reckon if I stop sleeping and going to work I can get to the end ebfore this comes out

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Shoehead posted:

I regret to inform you that penis 3 has been cut

cut due to file size? :(

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro

chaosapiant posted:

Two things:

1. I saw it brought up right before the last thread was closed, but Deus Ex Mankind Divided is an absolutely fantastic game, and probably overall the best Deus Ex game, at least mechanically.

2. I’m curious if y’all think I can run this game at 1080p/Ultra sans RTX with my new system being the following: i5 10600k, 32gb DDR4 3600 ram, SSD and a GTX 1080. I’m also running Ultrawide at 2560x1080, but that’s not too much more taxing than regular 16x9 1080p.

I’m looking to get a 3070 next year, but in the meantime I should have a smooth gameplay experience still right? With mostly higher settings?

Should be able to do high/ultra at 1080p according to the chart, with 30-60fps. With the 3070 you should be able to do RTX high at 1080p.

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Turin Turambar
Jun 5, 2011



I have the feeling that, despite the game mechanically being in first person, and have guns, and cars and all that, it will be super close to The Witcher 3 in structure. You shouldn't expect a GTA clone with its extraneous cosmetic details (that I'm never able to notice) and an involved cop system, nor you should expect a Bethesda game where you can take all the forks and spoons, sit in all the chairs, enter in all the rooms and ally in the guild... i mean, gang of your choice.
In fact that coincides with what I read: you can't enter in most buildings, the cop system is simple and they forget about you quickly, you can't really join any gang, you can't sit down (except in specific moments for specific missions). All these limitations sound to me to be very similar to the style of game that was TW3. A game focused on story, characters and quests.

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