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Which lifepath will you take?
NOMAD (I like freedom)
STREET KID (I like the city)
CORPO (I like money)
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Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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I'm really excited for this and will have almost two weeks uninterrupted to enjoy it! :shobon:

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Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Sachant posted:

Is Penis 3 a GameStop exclusive?

I was leaning towards Nomad, since that seems like a good start learning Night City with the character. But now I'm thinking a Corpo, used to the ~good life~ and thrown into the slums may be more of a fish-out-of-water...

So I think I'll try Corpo, then Nomad, and finally take all of that knowledge for a Street Kid final run! :woop:

Sachant posted:

Is Penis 3 a GameStop exclusive?

DLC

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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gasman posted:

A shame we can't name our character.

V is short for VeryHugePenis3

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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a mysterious cloak posted:

PS4 or PC - which one do I choose

Sega Saturn!

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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cheesetriangles posted:

I thought penis 1 was the cut one.

:downsrim:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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chaosapiant posted:

Two things:

1. I saw it brought up right before the last thread was closed, but Deus Ex Mankind Divided is an absolutely fantastic game, and probably overall the best Deus Ex game, at least mechanically.

2. Iím curious if yíall think I can run this game at 1080p/Ultra sans RTX with my new system being the following: i5 10600k, 32gb DDR4 3600 ram, SSD and a GTX 1080. Iím also running Ultrawide at 2560x1080, but thatís not too much more taxing than regular 16x9 1080p.

Iím looking to get a 3070 next year, but in the meantime I should have a smooth gameplay experience still right? With mostly higher settings?

Should be able to do high/ultra at 1080p according to the chart, with 30-60fps. With the 3070 you should be able to do RTX high at 1080p.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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cheesetriangles posted:

Someone leak a fem V and male partner sex scene to balance things out.

leak fem V banging male V, you cowards :argh:

sean10mm posted:

You're being wierdly literal, a bunch of the promotional material has featured footage of doing shots, taking pills and what looks like scenes in a strip club.

Yeah, the marketing has very much been "Future GTA feat. Keanu Reeves" and I totally get that: they are trying to sell more copies than Witcher 3. They are taking a run at massive, established AAA-studios that have, ironically, been trying to copy CDPR's games for years...CDPR trying to poach some of those players from the Rockstar/Ubisoft machine is the easiest way to grow their own numbers. If that demographic is then surprised by a game that is actually good, well: GOTY.
:shrug:

Also, for the PC/Console crowd: looks like you'd need a 2070S or 2080 to match settings on a PS5. Not a 1:1 comparison, and it may get better after the optimization patch next year, but a good guage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9LgfTr517c

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Lastdancer posted:

Since the Corpo stock ticker is a thing I wonder if there will be any actual stock market mechanics possible

I would hope so, since GTA5 had it, but I suspect not since in CP's world the stock market is for ~the elite~ and once V is out they are all the way out. :shrug:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Yeah they already confirmed multiple pube options and colors.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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smoobles posted:

Does this alter the ending of the game

For the best ending you need Penis 2 and Brazilian.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Hawaii doesn't get to play. They know why. :colbert:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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It's probably the sound you hear every time you level up and we'll all be sick of it by Christmas! :woop:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

2 is good but super clunky. 3 is great but clunky at times too and kinda bloated.

quote:

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OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION
Thread reopened. In light of recent events we'll be reviewing recent bans issued in Cyberpunk threads, and changing how we vet members who handle controversial OTs in the future.

To address the elephant in the room, yes, we were fooled by Black Chamber. When staff reached out to him with concerns about Cyberpunk 2077 we expected confrontation, but in every conversation he was more cooperative than we had have hoped for. He put on a very good impression of a well-meaning idiot. The recurring accusations against him were that he was a shill; to our knowledge nobody had ever suggested he was a Trumper. I can't understate how devastating it is to learn the truth.

If you suspect that another member might be a troll or a Trumper please raise the concern through a report, a ticket, or a private message. If you have proof, we absolutely want to see it.

good old resetera, never change.

:laffo:

So "We couldn't find any wrongdoing and he was very reasonable and cooperative which proves he is a secret MAGA-terrorist therefore: :commissar:" is that about right?

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Comte de Saint-Germain posted:

Good OP, but the Marx title was better.

Some stuff to add to the references and inspirations stuff:

Akira

Cowboy Bebop

Elevator to the Gallows (Ascenseur pour l'ťchafaud)

The Stars My Destination

Altered Carbon

Johnny Mnemonic (movie, but also the Burning Chrome short story collection, cause there are a bunch of other stories in there that are great, like Fragments of a Hologram Rose, The Gernsback Continuum, that also are inspirations)

Deus Ex

Escape from New York

Sir, I can only be so erect...

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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40% Downloaded! :woop:

I'm up to Cybe_____ 2077!

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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GoG is chugging, though: only getting 0.6MB/s unthrottled.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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black.lion posted:

After further research it appears that my garbage wifi connection will make streaming over Nvidia Shield problematic womp womp guess wifey has to wait til I get a PS5 to watch my street kid gorilla arms run

They sell 100' CAT-5 cables. :shrug:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Yorkshire Pudding posted:

I just got thrown into an 8:00 AM meeting on Thursday morning at work. How do I squirm my way out of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LCMuKtpnPE

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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GreenBuckanneer posted:

Installing to my 970 evo Plus, hopefully my 2700x and this m.2 drive will mean decoding happens super fast :pray:

Release date now shows the 10th instead of the 9th though? It's 9th on the east coast according to GOG

PC release is same time, worldwide. So where ever you happen to be when it is 7pm on the East Coast on Dec 9th: the game will unlock on PC.

Eason the Fifth posted:

Whereyall think metacritic is gonna land

I'm guessing 93

Hypetrain this huge? >95.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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i just want to talk around night city and see some NPCs in t-pose :ohdear:

sean10mm posted:

The bad reviews I have actually read seem to be bitching about things that make me think they don't even get what the game is trying for in the first place.

If your complaints mostly remind me of other baller games it's not really deterred me from wanting the game. Like not even mad, in a sense that means you wrote your review right.

Bugs are a 100% legit complaint but they're also sadly endemic in these kinds of games.

me, a vidya james journalist: this game is a better, futuristic version of our 100/100 rated RDR2, but some visual bugs are much worse than whatever was going on with RDR2 at launch so 7/10 :ironicat:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Gambit from the X-Men posted:

hey

can you keep playing sidequests after finishing the main quest

I'd like to know that about the videogame, that's all

Unknown, but apparently ~unrelated~ sidequests have a pretty big effect on the endings: IGN reviewer said he beelined the main quest in twenty hours and got three endings. Went back to a save file before the Point of No Return, played twice as long, redid the ending, and had seven new endings...

They also mentioned certain decisions locking out quests: his "favorite" quest in the game was never offered to another reviewer who had made a different decision.

Looks like lots of reactivity and replayability, but it can be hard to tell what does and does not affect the outcome so completionists get ready for FOMO. :sweatdrop:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Eason the Fifth posted:

Seriously though I'm looking forward to a release-week ultra buggy runthrough plus multiple other runs later on after a few patches and expansions

This has been my go-to experience with AAA rpgs since morrowind and I'll be god damned if this game breaks that tradition

:haibrower:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Vorik posted:

I think Mankind Divided has been memory-holed harder than Invisible War.

Everyone is just waiting for the ending...

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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*plays game like it is GTA*

hmmm...this seems a little too much like GTA :thunk:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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in case of meltdown quote this post

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Ellie and Abby are two sides of the same coin and, in a different world, they would have been total bros. :haw::hf::cheers:

Simone Magus posted:

The trans character in TLOU2 was really good in my opinion as an Actual Trans Person

But everyone is entitled to an opinion. If someone disliked the game or the issues in it, I can respect that, as their opinion existing does not diminish mine

My problem is most people don't actually criticize the game or have any opinion beyond "it sucks." Which is kind of a tell when it is fairly easy to make genuine complaints about the game. Like the "it's too long" complaint, there isn't a criticism of a flaw in the "it sucks" posts: just an opinion with no options for discussion.

So you don't like it? Cool...moving on.

BrotherJayne posted:

TLOU2 spoilers: Your character gets beat to death while your ward is held down watching, screaming and crying

And then you're supposed to some how bond with the killer when you're swapped to playing as them


gently caress that

hmmmm i wonder how Abby felt when joel killed her dad oh well i guess we can never ever know how to empathize with that experience :thunk:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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I saw these posted in the thread and just watched this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjzCu1rpvew

...and then this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmnYZtrfXBc

...and now it's been more than four hours I need to call a doctor. :ohdear:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

I'm in the same boat and I'm feeling pretty okay, I think.

I'm hoping for mostly high on my 1070 at 1080p... :sweatdrop:

Sedisp posted:

3.6 penis size, not great not terrible

:awesome:

Elotana posted:

Having a big lol at the first giantbomb impression being "they should've delayed this game even more" and multiple ME: Andromeda comparisons within the first 5 minutes

I've played so many janky games at release, all of the bugs reported seem quaint, to me. CDPR also have a proven track-record of putting a lot of polish on their games in the six months after release, so...

gently caress SNEEP posted:

I'm gonna take so long to get through CP2077 that by the time I finish most of the bugs will be ironed out :cool:
:shrug:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Imagine writing a review of a TV show based on the first four episodes. :shrug:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Good news, everyone!

x-post from GPU thread

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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I said come in! posted:

Other than some reflections, raytracing makes the game look worst.

Best news for everyone still :f5:ing for a 30X0! :woop:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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quote:

During my time with Cyberpunk 2077, I suffered one major seizure and felt several moments where I was close to another one. I kept going because I made that decision to, and I feel like that decision helped me sort of slap together a small little guide for players wanting to take part in this game for fear of missing out.
:stare:

I mean...I'd probably keep playing too but jeez louise papa cheese.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Eau de MacGowan posted:

has it been confirmed if you can pee pee poo poo in cyberpunk 2077 yet

what do you think this is a david cage game???

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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My big problem with the ~negative~ reviews (which are mostly positive about everything except some bugs, which are reportedly not game-breaking) is that the Venn Diagram of people who are giving CP77 <80 scores "due to the bugs" and the people who were perfectly fine with the trashfire launches of other games is a perfect circle. It's just completely inconsistent, which is why people rely on personalities they trust to have fun or not, rather than relying on reviews to gauge a title. Much easier to watch your favorite twitch or youtube stars play a game you're interested in than read what GameInformer's newest 20-year old editor thinks...

Like, PCGamer gave Mass Effect: Andromeda a higher score than Cyberpunk because I guess the launch bugs in that game weren't as bad? :lol:

IGN's review of RDR2 doesn't even mention launch bugs like the horse's autopilot crashing into everything or hilarious cutscene shenanigans where players get murdered during unskippable animations, but it does fawn over shrinking horse balls. Strange how some bugs warrant a point reduction and some don't even get mentioned.
:thunk:

The Last Call posted:

Got from the reddit:

Last night finished pre-load of 102 GB for Playstation digital version, this morning got a download of a 28 GB patch and now shows game as version 1.02.

Version 1.02

Various Stability improvements

Various performance improvements

Critical progression and gameplay issues addressed

Total game size in storage shows as 102 GB

Edit: GOG PC version just received 28MB update (yes, MB not GB)

:popeye:

My GoG install is 59Gb...

Six AM posted:

Sweet, now i know for sure not to play that game

My first DE playthrough lasted 5 minutes and I was killed by a ceiling fan. Game is good, Brant...

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Ice Phisherman posted:

My tie talked to me and I wore it despite other ties giving me better stat boosts.

That seems very disco, tbqh. :hmmyes:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Y'all should read Steel Beach.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

I demand an entire field of dicks.

El-P's lyrics say to "run backwards through a field of dicks" and RTJ is in the game so this is lore canon. :colbert:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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AlternateAccount posted:

I know Sapkowski got jammed due to being stupid about video games, but then tried to sue for millions. CDPR could have told him to jam it, but apparently reached some kind of mutually satisfactory conclusion?

My understanding is that Polish law is very forgiving. Since the value of the IP ended up being much, much more than what he originally sold it for, Polish law had a backdoor that essentially allowed him to go back and get the actual value.

He had asked for ~$16M USD in additional royalties, but reportedly settled for less and now everyone are contractually best friends again. :homebrew:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Here's a question, how do Devs even do like, playtesting and graphical bug fixes when the hardware doesn't exist to to run those settings the majority of development?

CDPR has done this since Witcher 2, which had Supersampling settings that made the game unplayable for a couple years after release.

As for CP77, I believe they said in interviews that most of their testing/development was done on 2080Tis or even dual 2080s so there ya go...

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Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

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steinrokkan posted:

Can I play Star CItizen in Cyberpunk 2077

no but you can opt-in to the beta for 70 eddies :gary:

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