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actual footage of the eidgenossen militia preparing for the battle of morgarten: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOBiTwYRSzs&t=7s please note that at the time the two foes did not recognize an ethnic difference like we do today, so what appears to our modern eyes to be an austrian is really a schwyzer halbredier
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2020 21:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 00:10 |
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Cyrano4747 posted:If you all want an accessible and decent book on those check out “Seven Frigates.” A good chunk of it is about the way they came about and were built. It’s solid if you don’t have background in naval history and want something readable. "Six Frigates?" Like John Dolan says, war is about people, not hardware. This book tells you the story about the US Navy, kooky doctirnal ideas from a kooks who wanted to translate militias into the ocean, sourcing enormous swamp oaks with the specific curves needed for the prow of a ship, the barbary coast expedition, dueling and its effects on the early officer corps... real good Greg12 fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Dec 7, 2020 |
# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 20:41 |
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can someone talk about "operation starvation"? why are you talking about the blockade of japan like it wasn't something that was already happening? Were there plans to strengthen it?
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2020 18:53 |
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RocknRollaAyatollah posted:The end sort of hints at it being in other languages too with that French card. Maybe for distribution to the international section of Shanghai? Even then, that portion of the city was taken on December 8. It puts Thus Spake Zarathurstra into a fun new light
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 21:54 |
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"The Cruel Sea" by Monsarratt makes it seem that any realistic movie about naval battles will involve hours and hours of men sitting in chairs, their nerves ragged from being awake 36 hours, straining to hear anything through the hydrophone or standing at watch post with binoculars, straining to see a periscope peak above the water. Even the famous destroyer charge would take place over half an hour. The crew of the Johnston abandons ship three hours after the first sighting of the enemy. The kamikazes come three hours after that. Most of that time is men sitting at chairs at battle stations or winching 5-inch ammunition around. It's amazing in the imagination, but it would film like a morning staff meeting. Even the famous charge is just... boats going 27 miles per hour for half an hour, followed by the splash of torpedoes. We all love to hear captains telling engineers to push engines beyond design limits, but we can get that in Star Trek and The Hunt for Red October, which keep us entertained with interpersonal drama and human-scale action. e: We can even get the raggedness on a draft-era naval vessel from the Bedford Incident, along with the drama of the reporter being there to contrast with the captain. Greg12 fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Dec 23, 2020 |
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small arms use uniform lead cast projectiles for the most part because you need to make billions of them, and that's the cheapest way to make them so that they fly straight. solid lead is homogeneous. there's no off-center heavy spot to make it wobble and fly wrong. sabots and darts and flechettes and their friends all need to be cast perfectly in their weird shapes and cast so that their mass is perfectly centered. arms dealers have problems doing this with bullets that have "penetrators" like the USA (NATO?) m855, which has some steel on/in it that can be off-center. imagine them making a billion 3mm fin-stabilized darts in 8mm sabots.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2020 15:38 |
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marvin heemeyer has entered the chat
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 00:31 |
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One Hundred Days by Sandy Woodward, commander of the UK war effort in the Falklands War, describes how tight that margin of error is. If the submarine hadn't found the Belgrano, or if it had missed with its 40-year-old unguided torpedoes, would the Argentinians had a fun time rampaging through the English convoy with 8-in guns while laughing as Harpoon missiles bounced off its armor plate? What if the Exocet's computer picked the other big blip and got the aircraft carrier? England did not have a replacement fleet, and they were operating at the absolute edge of endurance. Seemingly unrelated, you could read The Man Who Saved Britain by Simon Winder to get into the heads of midcentury Englishchuds and why could have had a big domestic impact. (It's nominally a book about James Bond books and movies, but it's really a book about English culture as it dealt with winning the war only to lose the empire and take an impoverished back seat to the US and the USSR.)
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 17:39 |
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feedmegin posted:The Ethiopians had a bunch of modern weapons unlike the rest of Africa. They straight up slaughtered an invading Italian army attempting to colonise them in the 1890s. 'We have the Maxim gun and they do not' breaks down when they in fact do. Rastafarianism has what other religions don't have: Photographs of their messiah firing a machine gun. Hyrax Attack! posted:Oh yeah I didn’t like it until played with a group that removed all bills below $20 and kept a fast pace. Land on a property, you buying yes no? Ok pass the dice. We finished in maybe 15 minutes and it was fun. What's better than that is the real rules state that if the person landing on the square does not wish to buy it, it is put up for auction so that all the other players have a chance to buy it. It makes the boring game go much faster still.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 00:26 |
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Neophyte posted:Tankception tanktrix
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2021 17:23 |
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:dig up or whatever man actually, saying a really over the top stupid and wrong thing is a good joke if it is done well, and the greatest comedic character of the last forty years, Homer Simpson, is proof. as a person who laughs, I appreciated the attempt.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 22:05 |
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Cessna posted:I'm not good at extemporaneous comments, it's a lot easier to answer questions. Anything you want to know about German infantry crap? Were there official army rules for skat
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 20:06 |
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I'm dying to know what kind of raving sicko thinks that Charles V's hat is holy.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 22:37 |
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Cessna posted:"Ocean going submarines intended to sink enemy ships." I love the Pampanito and conservation, so yes. Did they even consider running the engines for the chase scenes in Down Periscope instead of just towing it? Are you hella jealy of the Jeremiah O'Brien's D-Day cruise?
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 18:36 |
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Molentik posted:More sub stuff; here is some very nice colour footage of U.S.S. Cod and the Dutch O-19 which ran aground on a sandbank. John Holland did everything right. The Holland had a teardrop hull and a forward torpedo tube mounted inside the pressure hull. He built the Albacore or the Skipjack back when other goofballs, like Simon Lake and every European, were building poo poo like sideways torpedoes, turret torpedoes, conveyor belt mine laying gizmos, torpedo drop collars, and the Surcouf. The sideways torpedo tube comes from thinking, "WHAT IF A DESTROYER IS CHARGING YOU FROM THE SIDE!?!??!?!?" Cessna posted:That wouldn't have worked, because the Pampanito doesn't have propellers. That was part of the conditions the Navy puts on museum ships, that they can't drive under their own power. There may be (and probably are) exceptions to this, but this was part of the conditions the sub was held under. Back when it was at Fort Mason, they had the cannons unlocked so that ten year old idiots could aim them at passing ferries. One time at a steaming weekend, I thoughtlessly pulled some hanging chain on the flying bridge. This was the chain for the horn, and ten year old me jumped about ten feet into the air.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 19:20 |
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"the only time a submarine beat the royal navy's destroyer screen" ...who was guarding convoys? the royal coast guard? corvettes only?
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 17:08 |
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Have any of you comrade tankists read (or seen!) Tankovy Prapor (The Tank Battalion), offputtingly renamed in English translation Republic of Whores? It's a funny novel by one of the Czech literary movers and shakers behind 68 Publishers, the Canadian publishing house that printed books by Havel, Kundera, and friends for smuggling back into CZ. It is based on the author's time a tank battalion in 1953 Czechoslovakia, including the low-budget, rote training maneuvers, barracks town life, the isolation of being a draftee ordered away from home even in a country as small as CZ, lackadaisical political indoctrination, pre-coup officers, low-enthusiasm stalinization by low-wattage officers... It's a farce with a lot of the heart and sadness that the author will have tons of in his later work. If you've seen the movie, is it worth digging up a version with English subtitles? Other books of interest include The Cowards, the story of the gap period starting when Germans fled through his town and the arrival of the Red Army, told by a doofus middle-class teenager in a jazz band, and The Engineer of Human Souls, a look at life in the Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia, told from the point of view of the same teenager, put to work in a seized aircraft components factory. As a bonus, a lot of The Cowards takes place in the Primator brewery, so you can drink along with the story. Greg12 fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Mar 2, 2021 |
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SubG posted:Has anyone done a similar tabulation for the other Confederate non-submarine torpedo boats armed only with a spar torpedo (CSS David, CSS Scorpion, and so on)? the turtle: 0 patriots, 0 RN
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 17:11 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Or learn the local language and settle down, maybe start a brick factory, make some homestyled plum wine and join the local anarchist commune. I hope there's good surfing exactly like the normans in england
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 18:51 |
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Xiahou Dun posted:Might need some giant scare quotes around "learn the local language" there, bub. smdh e: like, do you think that's the only thing the normans didn't do out of that list
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 02:00 |
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Crack That Tank https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EngDMNRoqvE Share a beer with your friendly, trash-talking tank driving pal as he tells you how to not get killed by his German counterpart
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 16:28 |
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Remulak posted:Fits with the postwar (racist) American impression though, and and least in the book helps drive plot with the differences between the two groups. I couldn’t make it through S1 of the show but it seemed to be going that direction as well. then how do you explain why nambu pistols are garbage (because the japanese were smart enough to know that handguns' only real use is by officers shooting their men pointblank when they refuse to run at a machine gun, so who needs more than .32) and arisaka rifles are garbage (because the fudd a the gun shop said so?) and japanese submarines were garbage (because doctrine kept them away from commerce raiding) and japanese airplanes were garbage (because they couldn't train pilots as fast as the usa)
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 00:29 |
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she's just mad because she got named after webigail
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2022 22:49 |
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Daffy Duck hit Hitler with a giant hammer: Bugs Bunny led the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics through the greatest trial a nation has ever known: Donald Duck might as well have been a collaborator.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2022 23:35 |
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sometimes, an ape is just an ape
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2022 03:19 |
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why were german farms so small, though? germany had free imperial cities. italy had free cities. italian rich guys bought, sold, and improved farmland to be worked by sharecroppers or renters. it's totally modern behavior. why didn't german rich guys do that back in the early modern times?
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 16:20 |
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:Rondel daggers came about in a time when the bits of mail protection started becoming really small. You can stab somebody through a mail shirt with a straight sword or larger dagger, but if you're trying to stab somebody under the arm pit you need a more specialized dagger. that was smug and insulting as hell without bothering to answer the question. I know what a free imperial city is. hit the bricks, jerk. rich italian burghers bought and sold land, improved it with irrigation and drainage, and treated it like an investment like modern capitalists. Or, they rented through long-term cash leases to prosperous renters who had then got an interest in improving their leaseholds, like modern farmers. They had access to credit from sophisticated banks. why didn't rich german burghers do that? They had the same kind of banks.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 16:01 |
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lol @ simon lake john holland 5ever
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2023 22:16 |
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I enjoy that the Norwegians put the disarmed former combatants to work removing the landmines that they had planted back when they were armed combatants. ("Geneva Convention? How can you be a prisoner of war when there's no war, kameraden? Here's a trowel.")
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2023 17:50 |
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What was the end goal of a battleship? Say your mighty battleships sweep the sea of the enemy's battleships; then what? Were they then going to shell coastal cities until the enemy capitulated?
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 00:10 |
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there's more to it than warren zevon and daffy duck let on, then edit: that was needlessly stupid Warren Zevon: Veracruz bombardment Daffy Duck quoted Dewey and said, "You may fire when ready, Gridley." Greg12 fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Jan 16, 2024 |
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