- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I think THE big hurdle for buying male sex toys is the idea that your flatmate might use it too without your knowledge. (Females are more social and it's not as big an issue.)
What I am saying is a penis scanner before the dick sucking machine turns on and opens up.
Big Sex Toy had plans for this starting last century. But Jeremy Dicksuck lobbied hard against it as he saw the threat to his manual labour based dick sucking factory.
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Dec 12, 2020
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Holding my dick up to the urethrinal scanner, the sultry robotic voice that says ACCESS GRANTED is pretty cool I guess but I kinda wish I could turn it down
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Dec 13, 2020 03:57
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- nut
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the only toy that provides universal basic incum
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Dec 13, 2020 14:28
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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It's me, I am the most progressive sex toy.
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- Trying
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