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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Place was loving lame. Just a bunch of scam sites and lovely geocities pages

It seems to be mostly people laundering money

I’m now out 3500 dollars and all I have to show for it is a hacked Bitcoin wallet.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

N. Senada posted:

I’m now out 3500 dollars and all I have to show for it is a hacked Bitcoin wallet.
feel like you buried the lead

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Was too dark for me to read anything.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

weird that you'd advertise how owned you got, op

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Cheap dentists on the dark web.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

weird that you'd advertise how owned you got, op

The market I visited explicitly said no human trafficking permitted but the vendor I met does not seem like a rules follower unfortunately

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
i checked out the dorknet and all it had was pictures of YOU!!!!!!!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Help! I can't find the way out of the darknet! I can't see anything! Marco!

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The opposite of darknet is clearnet

That doesn’t make sense! It should be lightnet or the more problematic sounding white net

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Something touched my hand in the darknet! I couldn't see anything but it felt wet and clammy! Someone please get me out of here!

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


N. Senada posted:

The opposite of darknet is clearnet

That doesn’t make sense! It should be lightnet or the more problematic sounding white net

My first cell phone in 1999 was with Clearnet. They later turned into Telus, which is a lovely name.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I use the Darknet to buy apricots

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The JERKnet called and they want ME back op! Haha owned

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



gary oldmans diary posted:

feel like you buried the lead

Isn't it lede?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Was too dark for me to read anything.

I sell lamps for darknet explorers. Fleshlights too.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The Darkside of the net

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Is there anyone here at all, who, upon even hearing of the concept of the darknet however long ago you happened to, didn't immediately and obviously think "that's a trap"?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

sigher posted:

Isn't it lede?
hmmm it is lede (although it doesnt have to be). but whats weird is how new that word is. someone in the 1970s just decided to call the leading sentence in an article the lede and it entered dictionaries in 2008
either way lede is just lead in 1 specific context

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I got a darknet dentist and he hosed my rear end

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


I cast magic missile at the darknet

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

down n out posted:

I got a darknet dentist and he hosed my rear end

Was that the desired outcome?

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


down n out posted:

I got a darknet dentist and he hosed my rear end

Did you go to dicknet by mistake?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i checked out the barknet

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

That dog is the world's most dangerous hacker

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

Is there anyone here at all, who, upon even hearing of the concept of the darknet however long ago you happened to, didn't immediately and obviously think "that's a trap"?

I have a Star Wars quote for every occasion!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Just because those common words appear in that movie does not mean I was quoting it to describe, accurately, the exact type of situation I intended to describe.

The fact that YOU were inclined to take it that way says much more about you than anything.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Big Beef City posted:

That dog is the world's most dangerous hacker

Everything about the darknet seems like it is just a honey pot

Edit I quoted the wrong post but the right poster lol

500excf type r fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Dec 7, 2020

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The DARKNET is basically a place where smelly nerds hang out so as a buff and good smelling jock I've never had any need for such a place.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I only use the darknet to gently caress with Lil Swamp Booger Baby.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Turpitude II posted:

i checked out the dorknet and all it had was pictures of YOU!!!!!!!!!

H-hey, hey man come on. Just because it’s true doesn’t mean you have to say it. :smith:

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Turpitude II posted:

i checked out the dorknet and all it had was pictures of YOU!!!!!!!!!

lmao, owned

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

500excf type r posted:

Everything about the darknet seems like it is just a coffee mug full of dog semen

Edit I quoted the wrong post but the right poster lol


Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I got a 5000 year supply of benzos

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Chief McHeath posted:

I got a 5000 year supply of benzos

How are you feeling Jorp?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Mozi posted:

i checked out the barknet


Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I just can't get over the feeling that dog hacked into my webcam and audio and is watching me eat a bowl of chexmix snack mix for breakfast so I put some tape over it but I don't want to mute the audio and I hope the hack-dog is pacing anxiously wondering where the chexmix is.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

its called Black Twitter, pls stop referring to it as such

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Turpitude II posted:

i checked out the dorknet and all it had was pictures of YOU!!!!!!!!!

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


More like dorknet.

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Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Big Beef City posted:

Just because those common words appear in that movie does not mean I was quoting it to describe, accurately, the exact type of situation I intended to describe.

The fact that YOU were inclined to take it that way says much more about you than anything.

it's not even the right quote from the movie lmao

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