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Theoretically it is possible to propel yourself in zero g but nutting
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 Thread theme song: https://youtu.be/VkMMUOp3Y4k
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Dec 8, 2020 18:45
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The first time I saw Chuck Yeager, I shot him down. Sorry about that, Yeager family.
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Dec 8, 2020 19:11
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:On Soviet Space Station, porn jerks YOU! and they shot this thing down??? now it jerks the fishes
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Dec 8, 2020 19:47
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Back in the day there were 2 astronauts who were to be on the same mission, got married, but kept it a secret, since they wouldn't have been allowed to go together. You know they banged. How can you go to space and not bang? How could you live with yourself if you didn't? And some folks are up for months. You're gonna jack/jill one off at least a few times. And much like Sputnik, the Russians had the first mixed crew and did it first. So those are the fastest orgasms and ejaculations in history. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk on Space Jizz.
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Dec 8, 2020 20:06
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Who What Now posted:Theoretically it is possible to propel yourself in zero g but nutting Someone call the NASA jackoff propulsion laboratory
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Dec 8, 2020 20:08
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Becoming an astronaut just so one day I can take a picture of my dong laid flat across the Earth.
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Dec 8, 2020 20:11
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There’s gotta be a a space fleshlight. NASA’s budget is far too large for there not to be.
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Dec 8, 2020 22:26
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Julius CSAR posted:There’s gotta be a a space fleshlight. NASA’s budget is far too large for there not to be. "The Russians just used their hands!"
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Dec 9, 2020 00:10
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Read The Right Stuff earlier this year, and it was great. Apparently his folksy drawl and cool demeanour when speaking on the comms made pilots mimick him thus creating this classic “folksy pilot voice” we hear today on commercial flights. Or so the myth is.
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Dec 9, 2020 00:22
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As a kid I was a huge aviation nerd and Chuck was my hero so my Mom tried to arrange for him to call me on my 18th b-day. Apparently he was going to but something came up at the last minute, according to his agent or whoever it was that called to apologize. He did send a card later though! RIP Chuck
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Dec 9, 2020 00:26
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Pssh ive gone faster
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Dec 9, 2020 00:42
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That’s awesome!
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Dec 9, 2020 00:42
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runnypoops posted:Pssh ive gone faster Gone faster in the bathroom with, let's say, runnypoops???
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Dec 9, 2020 00:44
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He's doing Chuck Jaegerbombs in hell now (breaking the sound barrier is the only unforgivable sin in the eyes of Jesus the LORD, Acts 15:19-23)
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Dec 9, 2020 01:12
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He actually died last week but we’re only just hearing his death now
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Dec 9, 2020 01:23
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:He actually died last week but we’re only just hearing his death now Niice I just found out that one of my infrequently visited social media accounts had someone with the last name "Messerschmidt" follow me yesterday. Come back, Chuck, I got one on my six!
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Dec 9, 2020 04:28
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I read his autobiography - the one where the cover is just a photo of him, no border - when I was 10 or 11 and a huge airplane nerd. I think he was the first celebrity of any kind that I actually admired. He talks a bit about always messing with anything mechanical to try to understand it, and I took that on in my impressionable young mind. I spent about a year dissassembling doorknobs and ruining kitchen appliances, trying to be more mechanically-minded. Now I just break bicycles and give up on cars. RIP Chuck. DarkSoulsTantrum posted:He actually died last week but we’re only just hearing his death now
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Dec 9, 2020 05:44
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Both Yeager and Press On! are good reads.
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Dec 9, 2020 07:37
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Jonny Nox posted:oh. Chuck Yeager was still alive? this was the most shocking thing for me too
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Dec 9, 2020 07:38
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If he's so great, how come he's dead?
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Dec 11, 2020 03:12
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Is there a Chick Yeager? 
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Dec 11, 2020 04:43
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Chuck Yeager was the reason airline pilots all talk in that weird voice.
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Here he is ejecting before a crash, which is why we had him around up until a few days ago... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY23_WBE4Pg
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