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So listen all, I was thinking about pirates and ninjas, and how EPIC it would be if they versed each other. I think this debate might take the internet by storm. If you had to pick one....PIRATES versus NINJAS, who do you think would win? Share you thoughts ITT (in this thread)!
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Dec 8, 2020 07:09
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Dec 8, 2020 07:11
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Ninjas have poo poo ranged weapons
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Dec 8, 2020 07:14
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wtf woah but what if ok check it yo what if a fukken pirate got trained in ninj-fukken-itsu??? can you even fukken handle how epic that is bro??
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Dec 8, 2020 07:21
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Depends if its land or sea control objective?
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Dec 8, 2020 07:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHG_-DCaMWE
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Dec 8, 2020 07:47
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ROBOTS 
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Dec 8, 2020 07:49
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Ninja gonna drip poison down a string into some grog
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Dec 8, 2020 07:53
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Western or eastern pirates? Like blackbeard or some chinese dudes on a junk?
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Dec 8, 2020 09:38
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Pyssy
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Dec 8, 2020 09:39
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BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO HEAT ORRRRRR BRO BRO BRO BRO COLLATERAL?
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Dec 8, 2020 09:50
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Yo, there is only one place to find answers... You can find them here...
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Dec 8, 2020 09:57
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this scenario happening would probably be if pirates were ransacking a town. ninjas would have to fight in the open and that doesnt work for them
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Dec 8, 2020 10:08
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Bogus Adventure posted:Yo, there is only one place to find answers... this and the space jam site will be on the internet forever
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Dec 8, 2020 10:12
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I think that they would both win
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Dec 8, 2020 10:41
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haha woah
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Dec 8, 2020 12:33
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Zombiepop posted:Western or eastern pirates? Like blackbeard or some chinese dudes on a junk? Pretty sure western pirates liked gay sex too bro.
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Dec 8, 2020 12:38
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Weka posted:Pretty sure western pirates liked gay sex too bro. Post some evidence then bro
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Dec 8, 2020 12:52
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Ones an occupation, the others a way of life! I don't see the conflict
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Dec 8, 2020 12:57
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Dude, pirates had guns. COME ON!!
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Dec 8, 2020 13:00
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A gun's not gonna help when a ninja teleports behind u 
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Dec 8, 2020 13:03
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ninja's are soft as poo poo.
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Dec 8, 2020 14:18
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No matter who wins...we lose.
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Dec 8, 2020 14:22
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pirates have bigger dicks, but ninjas have more stamina and better hygiene. so i guess the answer depends on how important a big dick is to you.
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Dec 8, 2020 17:47
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Ninjas would have been privileged members of a Feudal leaders court whereas pirates were generally social outcasts. Ninjas would have more access to wealth and social agency on a more regular basis (as opposed to a one time treasure wondfall) and would likely be able to accumulate wealth. Ninjas would be paid in accepted royal currency and be able to acquire land, the ownership of which is directly tied to power. Pirates, on the other hand, live on the water and would have a much harder time accumulating political agency. Over time this would clearly play out in favor of Ninjas, and dont even get me started on long term health outcomes between the two.
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Dec 8, 2020 22:25
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Pirates have guns and artillery ninjas have sharpened metal scraps and farm implements
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Dec 8, 2020 22:57
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Are these Naruto type ninjas?
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Dec 8, 2020 22:57
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Who What Now posted:Pirates have guns and artillery ninjas have sharpened metal scraps and farm implements You would think the artillery ninjas would have artillery
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Dec 8, 2020 23:04
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One piece consistently gets higher ratings than banaruto so pirates
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Dec 8, 2020 23:06
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You can pirate a cartoon about ninjas but you can't ninja anything outside of some lovely video game for social outcasts, the answer seems pretty clear here
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Dec 8, 2020 23:06
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Phy posted:You would think the artillery ninjas would have artillery It's a very misleading name
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Dec 8, 2020 23:07
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dimetrodon
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Dec 8, 2020 23:16
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if a pirate tried to shoot a ninja on a treadmill while taking off in a plane would four balls on a cliff be able to open a safe and the smaller safe inside it. Im working on a goon version of ready player one, theres a pretty good sex scene with big peeler and bruiser.
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Dec 8, 2020 23:30
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:if a pirate tried to shoot a ninja on a treadmill while taking off in a plane would four balls on a cliff be able to open a safe and the smaller safe inside it. I think you mean ready player .999...
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Dec 8, 2020 23:32
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I think you mean ready player .999... I used to be on team .999...≠1 but now I'm believe .999...=1 in only one circumstance
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Dec 8, 2020 23:37
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Tiberius Christ posted:this and the space jam site will be on the internet forever God, I hope so
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Dec 9, 2020 00:06
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In my opinion pirates are a bit overrated, they mostly attacked lovely merchant ships. Yeah great job hijacking a floating Dollar Store. Then when the navy came after them they were always caught and killed within seconds. When they had the whole sea to hide on!!!
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Dec 9, 2020 00:12
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:if a pirate tried to shoot a ninja on a treadmill while taking off in a plane would four balls on a cliff be able to open a safe and the smaller safe inside it. awful fantasy already exists, but no one can figure out what any of the references mean any more.
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Dec 9, 2020 00:21
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maybe they could be friends instead 
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Dec 9, 2020 01:18
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Are any of the pirates or ninjas sexy ladies? I don’t want any sexy ladies to get hurt 
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Dec 9, 2020 01:21
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