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Oh god the hairs on my neck are standin' up. He's... right... behind me... isn't he? Yikes!! *slowly turns around and comes face to face with hitchhiker serial killer, is thoroughly disappointed it's not Bigfoot before being disemboweled*
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crossposting from the goon outdoors: literally every single one of us every time we go camping or hiking because the squatch is always there, always watching.
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Dec 11, 2020 07:27
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Bronze Fonz posted:That was my mating call. For BBC. Mmmmm I done heard it and I'm tryin to get the ol truck started to come getcha but she won't turn over and... Wait! ... What's that rustlin in the trees?!
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Dec 11, 2020 07:53
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Oh no it's a bigfoot.... With a gun!
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Hello, police? I would like to report a hirsute hiker who is NOT keeping his social distance.
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Dec 11, 2020 11:40
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*Is dude knowlingy getting hunted by a squatch* Oooh I hope the squatch doesnt pull my pants down and make me his wife
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Dec 11, 2020 12:33
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Oh check it out, that's a predator drone! *it gets closer* ...why is it hairy?
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Dec 11, 2020 12:43
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*friend gets headshot by arrow, screams and falls to the floor* *Sasquatch crouches and slowly crawls back behind tree* "What was that." *sprints over to friend's corpse.* "By the Divines, murder! Someone will pay for this." *Angrily runs back and forth for a while* "Show yourself!" *Stops running.* "Must have been the wind."
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Dec 11, 2020 12:58
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Big Beef City posted:I dumped the campfire beans a good ten yards of so away from our squatch tent. Ain't no way he's gonna find us in here honey now let me help you outta that bra Huh, Floyd musta got into his wife’s underwear drawer again!
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Dec 11, 2020 13:03
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secret clubhouse NO GIRLS posted:Guys, I caught my foot in a branch! Oops, my clothes just fell off. S-step squatch, what you you doing??
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Dec 11, 2020 16:36
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“Bro, shh shh wait, listen... what’s that beautiful singing, that perfect tenor, the flawless vibrato?.. it’s getting closer bro, shh”
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Dec 11, 2020 17:21
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I just took a giant squatch !!!
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Dec 12, 2020 00:33
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Derpies posted:I just took a giant squatch !!! Squatch spoor! *sniffs* And it’s looks like he’s been eatin’ nuthin but rear end!
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Dec 12, 2020 02:11
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a cyberpunk goose posted:“Bro, shh shh wait, listen... what’s that beautiful singing, that perfect tenor, the flawless vibrato?.. it’s getting closer bro, shh” Drew??
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Dec 12, 2020 04:07
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drew's dead chief. he ain't coming back. no idea what would've had the raw primal strength and man like intellect to have literally torn him in half and then written "get out" in his blood on the side of our tent.
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Dec 12, 2020 04:29
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They say on cold moonless nights you can hear Squatch muttering to himself "I loving hate beef jerky, those fuckers at jack links used my image without my expressed written consent, i really need a loving lawyer".
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Dec 12, 2020 04:31
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*shines cheap flashlight onto a a plastic compass, then down onto the ground, then back up into the trees* Dammit! I.. I Think he doubled back on us again!
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Dec 12, 2020 04:40
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clever squatch using tricks of perspective to camouflage himself with all the sasquatch images on bumper stickers
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Dec 12, 2020 05:10
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They’re closin’ in brothers! We should probably snuggle or somethin’, like them old Greeks use to do with them shields!
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:They’re closin’ in brothers! We should probably snuggle or somethin’, like them old Greeks use to do with them shields! That is why we hiked out here naked as the day we were born, just in case this kinda situation arose where we needed to defend ourselves and prevent hypothermia
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