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Just a choice of three preset dick sizes. So glad I didn't pre-order. Enjoy your game where you don't get to run around cyber city with an anaconda swinging between your knees, suckers.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:44 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:58 |
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I shall not be purchasing this game.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:45 |
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Is there a tuna can option in char creation or is it something you have to approach one of the games talented cybersurgeons about?
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:45 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Is there a tuna can option in char creation or is it something you have to approach one of the games talented cybersurgeons about? According to my sources, you get a choice of "medium, large, or slightly larger." With no options for girth adjustment.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:47 |
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No but the game does arbitrarily gender you when you pick boy or girl voice.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:47 |
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i have to say from what i noticed it was two dick types (cut/uncut) and a size slider
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:47 |
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So no chrome tuna can, twice as thick as it is long, with built in pneumatic flechette launcher? I shall be boycotting this awful game.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:48 |
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:48 |
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or no penis or a vagina but i def saw a dick size slider i felt threatened by
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:48 |
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yeah this
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:48 |
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MOOBS! posted:i have to say from what i noticed it was two dick types (cut/uncut) and a size slider How far to the right does the slider go?
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:49 |
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since the functionality is in there at all there will obviously be dick slider mods within a week. pc gaming supremacy!
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:49 |
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No dick slider but two foreskin sliders
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:50 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:since the functionality is in there at all there will obviously be dick slider mods within a week. pc gaming supremacy! But what about the physics engine to make it swing realistically? If my character doesn't have a dong to at least mid thigh my immersion will be ruined.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:50 |
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meanwhile my LIFE PARTNER only has one choice of vulva but many many pubic hairstyles. as much as i feel disrespected by the penis slider that is NOT enough vulval representation
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:51 |
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Applewhite posted:According to my sources, you get a choice of "medium, large, or slightly larger." With no options for girth adjustment. No micro penis option? it's 2020!!
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:51 |
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Applewhite posted:How far to the right does the slider go? big->huge->poland video game
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:52 |
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MOOBS! posted:big->huge->poland video game I need screenshots
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:53 |
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i will say i was super stoked about the fact that i could have small->default->big breasts w/my choice of nipple (also 3 sizes ending in pepperoni)
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:53 |
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MOOBS! posted:i will say i was super stoked about the fact that i could have small->default->big breasts w/my choice of nipple (also 3 sizes ending in pepperoni) No mortadella option? This game sounds stupid.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:56 |
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why do they never put labia or ball size options in games
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:58 |
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Applewhite posted:I need screenshots spoiler because i cant afford loving bans after buying this video game
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:58 |
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wow i hosed that all up with the penis size
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:59 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:No dick slider but two foreskin sliders
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 17:59 |
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I'm still halfway through downloading the loving game. A bit baffled to learn there actually is dick and boob customization implemented, surely that time couldn't have been spent fixing the gazillion bugs instead? Just kidding, I can't wait to be a rogue small-dick big-balled corpo underground comic book seller and max all my cholesterol stats.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:00 |
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That owns
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:01 |
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It's meaningless anyway because you can't see your reflection in anything but the mirror in your house lol. Put ray tracing on Psycho setting and still nope.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:03 |
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*Marvels at he own cyberdick in own cybermirror in dirty cyberbathroom in an affordable cyberbasement apartment*
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:05 |
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Surely they're are ball sliders, though. There must be.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:06 |
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okay here is a proper big dick on the slider also with big boobs w/o nipples may i just point out my personal problems with the fact you have to pick a "female" in order to alter breast (but not nipple) size?
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:06 |
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In advanced age of 2077 you can just reroute your piss glands from your balls into you mouth
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:07 |
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MOOBS! posted:okay here is a proper big dick on the slider also with big boobs w/o nipples Wtf that’s “big“????
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:10 |
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If you pick the largest size you can spin it around like a windmill and use it to deflect bullets.
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:10 |
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Applewhite posted:Wtf that’s “big“???? They're a grower, not a shower
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:11 |
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You can't actually get erect in game tho so it's left to you're imagination
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:12 |
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Applewhite posted:Wtf that’s “big“???? so far i have found no augments for my penis or for the forskin which i left behind by sliding to penis # 2
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:12 |
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Wow talk about dystopian future... I have a huge dick and can't get erect
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:12 |
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Who What Now posted:You can't actually get erect in game tho so it's left to you're imagination listen you dont know how me or my character solve problems
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:13 |
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i cant wait to have big titties and a moderately sized penis in cyberpunk 2077
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# ? Dec 10, 2020 18:13 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:58 |
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"no i swear you can get hard in my video game!" i scream after paying $60ea for two floppy dick simulation cd keys
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