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They probably shot you in the foot or something, you are sleep deprived, you are on the run, what do you do?
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if “they” shot me in the foot I’m hopping furiously
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Dec 12, 2020 04:22
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I sever a gas line, let it accumulate a bit and then blow the place up. If I'm going, they're going too. The end.
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Dec 12, 2020 04:24
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Wake up from the stupid dream and get back to the real nightmare that is my life.
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Dec 12, 2020 04:31
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naem posted:if “they” shot me in the foot I’m hopping furiously Hopping mad?
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Dec 12, 2020 04:31
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I can never escape... myself
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Dec 12, 2020 04:37
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*stumbles while looking behind me and falls into wet leaves*
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Dec 12, 2020 04:43
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gently caress it dude, let’s go bowling
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Dec 12, 2020 05:45
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Play dead like a hognose snake then bite them in the jugular when they come to sniff my corpse.
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Dec 12, 2020 05:52
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the beatles - Amnesiac posted:Play dead like a hognose snake then bite them in the jugular when they come to sniff my corpse. this except i am also fully covered ion poop but still ready to fight while greased up with poop
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Dec 12, 2020 05:55
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When all hope seems lost, a prostitute has pity on me and hides me in her apartment. Then, together with her thief-with-a-heart-of-gold best friend, we go on a madcap adventure that ends with us all rich and starting a new life in the Bahamas. Then I come to and realize I'm actually just bleeding out in the street.
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Dec 12, 2020 05:58
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You win man I ain't fighting you.
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Dec 12, 2020 05:58
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you ever think about the fact that we are all posters on this forum and really cant ever escape?
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Dec 12, 2020 06:07
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its postively ponderable
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Dec 12, 2020 06:07
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As a kid me and my friends thought that if you got shot in the foot, you'd die instantly.
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Dec 12, 2020 06:08
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MOOBS! posted:you ever think about the fact that we are all posters on this forum and really cant ever escape? Literally turn off your monitor. Boom, escape.
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Dec 12, 2020 06:18
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the beatles - Amnesiac posted:Literally turn off your monitor. Boom, escape. no that doesnt work for me because
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Dec 12, 2020 06:27
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I lie on my back playing dead but slowly inch my way to the exit over the course of maybe 6 days.
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Dec 12, 2020 06:40
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I drop on all fours and back away meowing to confuse the hounds and for other reasons
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Dec 12, 2020 06:43
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I figure my times probably coming, so I just Get. To. Tuggin.
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Dec 12, 2020 06:49
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I'd probably just die
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Dec 12, 2020 06:50
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https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
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Dec 12, 2020 07:06
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MOOBS! posted:you ever think about the fact that we are all posters on this forum and really cant ever escape? False, we can autoban at any time.
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Dec 12, 2020 07:17
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Bronze Fonz posted:False, we can autoban at any time. cowards way out imo
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Dec 12, 2020 07:19
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I'm using my jetback
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Dec 12, 2020 07:33
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I simply climb straight up my own arsehole.
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Dec 12, 2020 09:37
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prolly try to run over some big leafs on the ground, which are covering a pit that i didn't see, and fall in
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Dec 12, 2020 09:48
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give up, lay down and die. same as usual, really.
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Dec 12, 2020 10:17
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I'd run to a bar called O'Malley's
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Dec 12, 2020 10:19
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a CPAP mask and a tank of helium 
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Dec 12, 2020 10:52
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:a CPAP mask and a tank of helium no. suicide is worse than a banme thread b/c you cant pay 10 dollars to come back. suicide is permanant you can just stay alive and huff other good gases and not die.
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Dec 12, 2020 10:59
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Go to the police station, confess my escape and tell them in detail how I managed to escape. I'm a white hat escaper.
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Dec 12, 2020 11:43
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I rush towards the door and to my surprise discover the apartment was never locked to begin with. I could have chosen to escape any time, but didn't. And still don't. I am hated by whom I love, and love the one who hates me-- never shall I find happiness. Yet their presence defines me as much as mine defines them. L'inferne, c'est les autres. I return inside and the three of us stab each other over and over, but since we're all dead we do no damage and feel no pain. We fall on our backs and laugh hysterically for the rest of eternity.
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Dec 12, 2020 12:21
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Zybourne Clock posted:I rush towards the door and to my surprise discover the apartment was never locked to begin with. I could have chosen to escape any time, but didn't. And still don't. I am hated by whom I love, and love the one who hates me-- never shall I find happiness. Yet their presence defines me as much as mine defines them. L'inferne, c'est les autres. jesus christ chill out evanescence its a forum thread on gbs
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Dec 12, 2020 12:24
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Escape will only lead to a worse hell
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Dec 12, 2020 13:28
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I roll on my back, they stand over me. "It had to end someday, yaknow" they say as I hiss and grip my foot. I shoot a baleful gaze at them. "Go ahead, loving pull the trigger" I goad, "I'll never stop being a shitposter, you may as well do it" a tear rolls down their face as they execute me, forums poster Motherfucker.
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Dec 12, 2020 13:52
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i grab my prepared bug-out bag and jump out the window. i circle around and see if the killers (maybe cops?) left their car unattended in front of my house. if they did I'll take out my knife and pop the tires. if its a cop car I'll take out my lockpicks and steal the shotgun from the trunk. then i walk over to the near by overgrown train tracks and follow them out of town. i'll follow the train tracks until they take me to Sudbury Ontario. in Sudbury I will find a piece of Crown Land and live rent free for the rest of my days
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Dec 12, 2020 13:58
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hey guys its me welcome to zero punctuation at escapist magazine wow arent pcs great well anyway *wacky cartoon*
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Dec 12, 2020 14:03
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*buttman-like growl* I'm not escaping from you! I am escaping from myself
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