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Honey loving owns. Bees and some other things make this poo poo. It doesn't go bad. Fifteen millilitres (1 US tablespoon) of honey provides around 190 kilojoules (46 kilocalories) of food energy, mother FUCKER, to quote wikipedia. It is sweet and tastes good. I like to sometimes make peanut butter and honey sandwiches for my nieces and nephews. Sometimes I make fried chicken and put honey on it. It's good in tea and good on waffles, pancakes, and many other things.
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it's good
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Dec 13, 2020 06:57
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Honey is cool, mead is really good and that's a form of honey.
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Dec 13, 2020 07:03
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Actual high abv, aged mead is v good. I recommend making your own from local honey from bees on fruit trees, it makes an excellent mead. Apple blossom honey is my favourite but it's very regional!
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Dec 13, 2020 07:08
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i completely forgot about mead, drat. its hard to find around here. what's the max abv you can get with mead
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Dec 13, 2020 08:09
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1000%
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Dec 13, 2020 08:18
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i completely forgot about mead, drat. its hard to find around here. what's the max abv you can get with mead Depends on the yeast and how lovely you don't mind it tasting
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Dec 13, 2020 10:28
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Honey will cure your poo poo. Got a cut on your finger? Stick it in the honeypot, back to normal in no time. Got a paper cut on your dilz? (no don't ask how.) Stick yo dick in the honey, smooth as silk the next day
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Dec 13, 2020 10:35
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Honey also works wonders on burns iirc.
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Dec 13, 2020 10:52
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crossposting from PYF
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Dec 13, 2020 11:31
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Bees are the canaries in the coal mine
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Dec 13, 2020 11:36
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I just stold honey from the bees for the last time this year, like 60 lbs. Not all of it though, gotta leave enough to get those fuckers through the winter so I can steal more next year.
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Dec 13, 2020 12:19
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One cool thing about honey is that pretty much everyone eats it at least occasionally so when you're having an argument with a picky eater who doesn't want to even try something weird/exotic, you can remind them that they eat insect barf. They'll get instantly owned and will have to try the new food.
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Dec 13, 2020 12:27
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Out of all the kinds of insect barf the bee kind is the least bad I guess
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Dec 13, 2020 12:29
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Try grinding up regular old aspirin and mixing it with honey to make face scrub.
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Dec 13, 2020 12:36
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I think I'll put some honey on my breakfast toast today
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Dec 13, 2020 12:50
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is Rick Moranis coming out of retirement for this
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Dec 13, 2020 12:53
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And it saves you money, hi, this is a sponsored post. but even if it wasn't I would tell you to get honey, I personally use honey...
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Dec 13, 2020 13:22
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Turdo posted:I just stold honey from the bees for the last time this year, like 60 lbs. Not all of it though, gotta leave enough to get those fuckers through the winter so I can steal more next year. hell yeah
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Dec 13, 2020 13:33
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In Minorty Report Max of Sydow sorta reveals his bad guy status when he says he doesn't like honey
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Dec 13, 2020 13:42
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 bees are cool
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Dec 13, 2020 13:47
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Zippy the Bummer posted:
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Dec 13, 2020 14:02
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I caught a wild swarm with my gf this summer, the first tike either of us had done that. It’s pretty fun scooping up piles of bees with your hands.
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Dec 13, 2020 14:55
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If you like honey you owe it to yourself to buy some Pitcairn Island honey. It's incredible http://www.pitcairn.pn/shop/
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sure, what is it you want to talk about schnookums?
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Dec 13, 2020 15:24
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can anyone confirm the thing about honey that if you eat honey made from the local flowers you get less severe hay fever in summer. i tried it when i was in france last year but can't say if it worked or the pollen count just went down on its own
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:can anyone confirm the thing about honey that if you eat honey made from the local flowers you get less severe hay fever in summer. i tried it when i was in france last year but can't say if it worked or the pollen count just went down on its own it doesn't work it's propaganda from big honey
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Dec 13, 2020 16:22
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Oh but when I attempt to sell my spit mixed with pollen facebook bans me
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Dec 13, 2020 16:28
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Honey is bee poo poo, true/false?
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Hot honey is true nirvana, I'll tell you what
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Don't microwave it. Let it gently soothe in warm water.
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Icochet posted:Honey is bee poo poo, true/false? It's their vomit actually
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i completely forgot about mead, drat. its hard to find around here. what's the max abv you can get with mead I've heard of people coming up on the 20% range with modern lab super yeasts but typically 14-15% is where conventional yeast tends to get too tanked and passes out More abv means more time for it to not taste like hot paint thinner tho, I find 12% to be the sweet spot for being very drinkable after a year, and the flavour just keeps getting better after that. I can never get them to last longer than 2 years tho, I always drink it all. It's super easy to make and I missed making my yearly batch because of covid and my being in my final year of my engineering program which I'm pretty upset about. All this mead talk has me tempted to go and crack one of the bottles I have earmarked for this christmas, made an amazing smelling apple blossom and wildflower honey mead last year coming ready any time now
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Also I've never had an actual legit commercial mead lol, I don't know that anyone actually makes any around here that isn't a stupid gimmick drink
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Dec 13, 2020 17:04
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please don't call the divorce lawyer honey, we still have three more counselling sessions left
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Dec 13, 2020 17:13
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for a very long time i had trouble understanding the difference between honey and maple syrup
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Riptor posted:If you like honey you owe it to yourself to buy some Pitcairn Island honey. It's incredible http://www.pitcairn.pn/shop/ If I buy this what are the chances I'll be financially supporting a child rapist? round to the nearest tenths please
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Vegetable posted:for a very long time i had trouble understanding the difference between honey and maple syrup What
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I don't want to see any of that bullshit in this thread about how your body metabolises honey exactly the same as sugar, or syrup, or corn, or any other garbage artificial sweetener.
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They're from Canada, where the maple industry has successfully banned honey on a national level. They have only ever known maple.
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