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Spoilered for the weak-stomached: Please pray for me. And also maybe give me money too. Whatever.
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old rear end flipphone
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Dec 14, 2020 00:46
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Literally A Person posted:Spoilered for the weak-stomached: U watchin Arthur
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Dec 14, 2020 00:47
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Clicked expecting severed limbs. Not sure why I actually clicked.... Extremely disappointed though.
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Dec 14, 2020 00:48
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Quotey posted:old rear end flipphone  THAT PHONE IS MY WIFEHugeGrossBurrito posted:U watchin Arthur Don't judge me. Internetjack posted:Clicked expecting severed limbs. Not sure why I actually clicked.... Sorry. If you want I can work a little more dangerously and see if I can make something happen for you?? 
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Dec 14, 2020 00:49
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Big deal I've cut myself with an axe way better than that, probably hundreds of times
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Dec 14, 2020 00:49
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Big deal I've cut myself with an axe way better than that, probably hundreds of times ...said the head kept alive entirely by machines.
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Dec 14, 2020 00:50
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they call that a widowmaker. i give you 3 days tops without a hand transplant
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Dec 14, 2020 00:50
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gary oldmans diary posted:they call that a widowmaker. i give you 3 days  Should I...should I contact my next of kin????
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Dec 14, 2020 00:51
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 maybe you can get one of these
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Dec 14, 2020 00:53
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Literally A Person posted:
I dunno, maybe try splitting some kindling with a hatchet? I bet that will get the vibe on if you gently caress that up. I'm waiting here.
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Dec 14, 2020 00:54
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gary oldmans diary posted:
Listen this isn't a time to play with props from the hit movie The Terminator. I have sustained a LIFE THREATENING injury here!!!
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Dec 14, 2020 00:55
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Internetjack posted:I dunno, maybe try splitting some kindling with a hatchet? I bet that will get the vibe on if you gently caress that up. I'm waiting here. Literally how this happened if you replace hatchet with axe.
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Dec 14, 2020 00:55
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Can I have your wife E: after your death. Mostly.
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Dec 14, 2020 00:56
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Big Beef City posted:Can I have your wife Yeah, but the contact list is mine.
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Dec 14, 2020 00:57
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Literally A Person posted:Literally how this happened if you replace hatchet with axe. Have you done the one where you are using a maul to split a larger round, and it goes clear through or you miss and the maul swings right for your shin? That is some sexy wood chopping time right there.
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Dec 14, 2020 00:59
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Internetjack posted:Have you done the one where you are using a maul to split a larger round, and it goes clear through or you miss and the maul swings right for your shin? Are you, like, looking at my past with a crystal ball right now??? You're really freakin' me out. 
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Dec 14, 2020 01:01
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is this the point where you show the missing fingats from your other hand
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Dec 14, 2020 01:04
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Literally A Person posted:Are you, like, looking at my past with a crystal ball right now??? You're really freakin' me out. I'm all about the sexy wood chopping, friend. 
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Dec 14, 2020 01:04
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ShredsYouSay posted:is this the point where you show the missing fingats from your other hand Jesus Christ, is the provided picture not GOREY enough for you youfreakin' sicko!
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Dec 14, 2020 01:05
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What's with the laptop running Windows Vista.
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Dec 14, 2020 01:06
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Jose Oquendo posted:What's with the laptop running Windows Vista. It's uh 7.
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Dec 14, 2020 01:07
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I had a dream last night that someone had a flip phone in their bathroom on that toothbrush slot thing that's made out of marble or something. I had to take a poo poo but couldn't figure out how because the toilet was just flat with a weird knob that slightly went into your butthole. Their bathtub looked like it was made out of jelly.
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Dec 14, 2020 01:07
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Jose Oquendo posted:What's with the laptop running Windows Vista.
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Dec 14, 2020 01:09
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gary oldmans diary posted:you need a pre-8 windows to play red alert 2 natively in 16-bit color mode with best compatibility I use it to play morrowind.
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Dec 14, 2020 01:10
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when I was a kid I cut myself pretty badly one time by chopping an axe with my hand
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Dec 14, 2020 01:11
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Literally A Person posted:Jesus Christ, is the provided picture not GOREY enough for you youfreakin' sicko! i thought this was the gibs forum
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Dec 14, 2020 01:11
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how can it be gorey if there's no slave girls
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Dec 14, 2020 01:13
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maybe if LAP is shirtless behind the camera it's a little gorey
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Dec 14, 2020 01:15
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Literally A Person posted:I use it to play morrowind.
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Dec 14, 2020 01:16
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Sending 100 feet of gauze right now, I'm out of thoughts and prayers. Jose Oquendo posted:What's with the laptop running Windows Vista. This guy's a hacker. Multiple laptops, burner phone... there's probably malware hidden in that JPG and we all fell for it. Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Dec 14, 2020 |
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Dec 14, 2020 02:23
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Literally A Person posted:Spoilered for the weak-stomached: Whats the small thin laptop in this pic?
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Dec 14, 2020 03:17
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Sharpen your chainsaw, sand your chopping block.
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Dec 14, 2020 03:22
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One of the only repeatable stories about my family from when my grandmom did an exhaustive search to track down the various branches of my family tree is about the McCutchins. Apparently, many years ago a great-great-great whatever was cutting wood with an axe. It slipped and he said, "Oh my cut shin" instead of "GODDAMMMIT MOTHEROE!@#$%%" and for some reason (probably the sense of humor at the time) it stuck and that part of the family became known as the "McCutchins". I never got it neither, and no one told the story again after she died. Thanks for coming to me Ted etc. etc. etc.
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Dec 14, 2020 03:22
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Halloween Liker posted:Whats the small thin laptop in this pic? Cheapy Thinkpad. E: HEY THAT'S MY COOL PHONE!! Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Dec 14, 2020 |
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Dec 14, 2020 03:48
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Literally A Person posted:I use it to play morrowind. 
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Dec 14, 2020 03:56
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Fargoth! You cad! Of course you can have your silly ring back!
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Dec 14, 2020 03:59
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NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:One of the only repeatable stories about my family from when my grandmom did an exhaustive search to track down the various branches of my family tree is about the McCutchins. my great great great etc grandfather did the same thing, but with a 10 pound sledgehammer to his crotch and that's why that side of the family has the name McBallaich e: and don't let me forget about the branch of my mom's side who were russian aristocracy, the Pekerovs! seems there was an unfortunate accident while practicing sabre in the nude... Klyith fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Dec 14, 2020 |
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Dec 14, 2020 04:01
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I hate Fargoth so much
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I hate Fargoth so much I install the NuDe FaRgOtH mod every time.
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