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Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

We truly live in the worst F1 era. poo poo used to be wild, less than 10 cars finishing in any given race. You should next try 1999 and hear Murray Walker do a mocking French accent when relaying what Alesi told him about his Sauber

2012 was really the last F1 season i remotely cared about

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Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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the tyres aren't pirelli's fault, they literally just did what the FIA and FOM told them. canada 2010 happened and because everyone was caught off guard it produced good racing and everyone jumped to conclusions and went "i know, we need to have pencil eraser tires" and pirelli were obliged to comply

the problem is what produced good racing at canada 2010 was that the variables were unpredictable and you can't manufacture that. no one knew what the tires were going to do on the day so it all came down to experience and guesswork. as soon as you say to the teams "here are the tires, here's what their compounds do" they're all going to figure out the optimal strategy instantly and it'll cancel itself out

you can't manufacture unpredictability without making it a monkey cheese clowncar series

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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POCKET CHOMP posted:

This is the dumbest poo poo, there's a reason every household in Asia has a rice cooker. Rice cookers own but also Ferrari owns too just FYI.

every household in the US also owns a microwave, whats your point

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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i remember when we used to mockingly call seb justin bieber

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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but what about foreman grills

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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can someone explain the red bull honda engine deal given that we were supposed to get new engine regs in 2021 and honda said theyre quitting after this year

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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the corona quid posted:

We aren’t getting new engine regs in 2021 hth

when are we, if ever

i hate the current regs

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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:vince:

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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f1 has sucked since 2014, even worse than 2000-2004

people who watch f1 for the harrowing midfield action of who scores P5 to P10 are the same kind of boring people who actually watch the tail end of the premier league or league championship or whatever else binman poo poo no one cares about

ban mercedes forever

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Looks like he’ll get the job

:eyepop:

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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a pipe smoking dog posted:

Also Williams are a bad team who make bad choices

"lets treat all of our WDCs and manufacturers like poo poo, were williams whats the worst that could happen"

*plummets down the grid*

*has to sell team*

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

TBH Hill and Villeneuve were probably the worst two WDCs of the modern era. Hill was a bottler and a mentally weak athlete. Villeneuve was bad at everything. They won their WDCs due to a combination of Newey genius, supreme Renault power at the time, Schumacher’s teething problems at Ferrari and the sheer incompetence of the rest of the field.

newey left because he understandably wanted to be a partner in the team in return for his many loyal years and all the WDCs he delivered. frank and patrick told him in no uncertain terms to gently caress off, and he went to mclaren, and williams went down the shitter

think about it, they had a chance to secure adrian newey, the best designer in f1, indefinitely, and they chose to go "nah"

they have a history of making GBS threads on every person responsible for their success and they deserve everything they got

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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ive read tons of stories about how newey desperately wanted to stay at the team and was willing to negotiate and gave them multiple chances, but their attitude was that he wasn't that responsible for their success thus they'd be fine without him

its just such a colossal failure of project management that i cant even. yeah fire your most valuable employee, that won't backfire horribly on you at all

red bull are frauds but theyre at least smart enough to give him whatever dumb poo poo he wants like boat racing or designing dumb vaporware cars for videogames so he'll stay

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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perez is an overrated midfield driver, his win at sakhir was a total fluke warranted by being in the right place from safety car shenanigans and Our Lad george getting a puncture

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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perez bad

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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perez bad

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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the only thing worse than chair snobs are beer snobs

just stfu and drink a miller lite you loving nerds

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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ah yes just going to lay back in my $2000 walmart chair while drinking my obscure beer with a name i cant pronounce like hoenijehggfdhbgn from a tiny fraudulent nation known for producing fraudulent frog boys

-f1 thread

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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pierre levegh was merely taking a shortcut the british told him about

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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Dictator. posted:

might be right about that OP





looks like their strategy of copying whatever mercedes does has reached the end of diminishing returns

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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Skim Milk posted:

The tape would be faster

lol

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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so this is the fabled flywheel KERS theyre famous for

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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wtf this was sudden, i had no idea she had cancer

:(

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Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

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Theophany posted:

Are Damo was another casualty of Williams/Head hubris. First they lost Are Nige, then Are Adrian and now look at them, a racing team owned by Doritos. Shameful.

thats right. gently caress williams imo

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