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Tuxide
Mar 7, 2010
Lipstick Apathy

bradzilla posted:

Please don't use any of the Lowtax ones. Leave that loser in the past.

I agree with this. We want goons to actually buy forum avatars, and not think we're still giving money to this piece of trash. Overall, I don't think it's good for business to use him like this.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

bradzilla posted:

Please don't use any of the Lowtax ones. Leave that loser in the past.

I agree with this. We've moved on, gently caress him.

Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007


Perfect if we could jpeg it less.

Or maybe the jpeg-ness adds to it.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Athanatos posted:

gently caress him.

Don't do that. You know what happens to the people who gently caress him

Asteroid Alert
Oct 24, 2012

BINGO!
The one i have right now

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Calling lowtax a stupid newbie is the exact kind of catharsis I need right now.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Nthing I’m a Stupid Baby

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Pilfered Pallbearers posted:

Perfect if we could jpeg it less.
larger clean imgs



FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Having Lowtax as the stupid newbie is perfect as he is the very first person on this site about how the internet makes you stupid. It rhymes.

Also, he lost $7k a month because he was stupid about how he treated his wives.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I enjoy the Lowtax avs very much as a joke entry but would never want to constantly see them on a million randos every day.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Yeah, I don't want to see his face. Also it doesn't seem like much of a burn, more like the kind of playful ribbing that might have occurred while goons still loved him.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
telling new users first thing about something from before their time is right in line with the current sa demographic

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Pay $10 to post. Now pay another $5 to not have the site's founder on your posts. Why? He's a violent abusive rear end in a top hat.

If people don't understand why that's funny they don't really belong here. Think of it as a filter.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

gary oldmans diary posted:

telling new users first thing about something from before their time is right in line with the current sa demographic

I’m hearing a request for a Stupid Doobie avatar

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
You really want people to buy an AV? Give them this:



then they will be inclined to look into this "Literally A Person" and when they see my posting they will immediately hand over the fiver to end their association with me. :boom:

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

Leperflesh posted:

I like "I'm a stupid baby" because it's also gender and racially neutral unlike all the white babies itt


is it supposed to say "spineless" or is misspelling it part of the joke

It was supposed to be spineless, don't know how that happened :doh:

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals


There are some better quality pictures of the note, but I didn't want to steal them. I'm operating with free and sometimes online software (cant install anything on the work puter), so I don't have means to make better picture.
Anyways... I was thinkin it would look something like this.

Or with a small shadow

Working hard! Thank you! I guess I should take my lunch now.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Think we've got ourselves a winner, folks.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Captain Kosmos posted:


There are some better quality pictures of the note, but I didn't want to steal them. I'm operating with free and sometimes online software (cant install anything on the work puter), so I don't have means to make better picture.
Anyways... I was thinkin it would look something like this.

Or with a small shadow

Working hard! Thank you! I guess I should take my lunch now.

This is pretty drat good.

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"Negotiations were going well. They were very impressed by my hat." -Issaries the Concilliator"
Avatar that doesn't look like a framed picture? :aaa:

the Shaded version looks better.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Captain Kosmos posted:


There are some better quality pictures of the note, but I didn't want to steal them. I'm operating with free and sometimes online software (cant install anything on the work puter), so I don't have means to make better picture.
Anyways... I was thinkin it would look something like this.

Or with a small shadow

Working hard! Thank you! I guess I should take my lunch now.

Excellent

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Captain Kosmos posted:

Or with a small shadow

Athanatos posted:

This is pretty drat good.

Edit: Probably need to shrink it to 180x180 though.

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Dec 18, 2020

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
now the concern has shifted to that av being too good for new users
id give that av to someone as a gift

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Whatever the newbie av is I'm going to be seeing a lot of it, so I'm in favor of making it as good as possible.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
just make it 150x150 so its not perfect

Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007

Captain Kosmos posted:


There are some better quality pictures of the note, but I didn't want to steal them. I'm operating with free and sometimes online software (cant install anything on the work puter), so I don't have means to make better picture.
Anyways... I was thinkin it would look something like this.

Or with a small shadow

Working hard! Thank you! I guess I should take my lunch now.

:discourse:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
That looks way too good for new accounts. There is barely any shame involved with it so why spend $ to change it.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Waltzing Along posted:

That looks way too good for new accounts. There is barely any shame involved with it so why spend $ to change it.

Do we need to haze new people that just paid $10? Do we need to force them to pay another $5 to get rid of a mark of shame? It will still be shameful to have the default avatar even if it's :krad:

Maybe we should give them a choice of like 12 mediocre avatars when they register an account.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

pixaal posted:

Do we need to haze new people that just paid $10? Do we need to force them to pay another $5 to get rid of a mark of shame? It will still be shameful to have the default avatar even if it's :krad:

Maybe we should give them a choice of like 12 mediocre avatars when they register an account.

Might as well give them plat while we're at it.

Actually, I'm serious about that. That should be on by default.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



pixaal posted:

Maybe we should give them a choice of like 12 mediocre avatars when they register an account.

12 pretty good ones but they always get a different one than what they select.

Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007

pixaal posted:

Do we need to haze new people that just paid $10? Do we need to force them to pay another $5 to get rid of a mark of shame? It will still be shameful to have the default avatar even if it's :krad:

Maybe we should give them a choice of like 12 mediocre avatars when they register an account.

I think the sameness with all the other noobs/peoples want to customize is what’ll get them to change.

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe
Sorry for bringing up Lowtax as a suggestion.

I like the blurry baby one. The clean one is nice,but I like the oldiness of the original. It has flavor.

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
This

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Assistant Manager Devil posted:

12 pretty good ones but they always get a different one than what they select.

6 poo poo ones and 6 really nice ones but they always get a different one than what they select.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

gary oldmans diary posted:

just make it 150x150 so its not perfect
If its under 180x180 it could be crooked and offset. Like this.

Should look someting like this.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Maybe change baby to babby?

Captain Kosmos
Mar 28, 2010

think of it like the "Who's Who" of genitals

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Maybe change baby to babby?

I have only lovely mouse and touchpad, if someone has drawing tablet or something like that is free to remake the whole thing. That's just something that i stole from the interweb, that was stolen from TV series, its just theft after theft.

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Maybe rotate so its upside down or mirror imaged or something?

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