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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D53M1vVF2N4

WOOOO!!!!

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
"Mom, I'm not being antisocial, I'm playing Conker's Bad Fur Day with my friends"

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Wanna see the rubber in my wallet?

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



*Joins the wallflowers in the back of the gymnasium*
*Leaves 10 minutes into the dance when Spaceman by Babylon Zoo is played*

PipHelix
Nov 11, 2017



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIDrtVE5zUY

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
*Is alone at home*

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Oh god I'm sweating through my undershirt AND my dress shirt. Why are these lights so hot? I'll cool down with some more of this orange drink, then go stand quietly in the corner for 30 minutes praying that no girls make eye contact with me.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Chomp8645 posted:

*Is alone at home*

*puts on some steely dan and cracks open a good book*

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
i still feel bad about saying yes when jacqueline invited me and then totally ignoring her for the duration of the dance because i was too awkward to say hi. sorry jacqueline!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
*Asks a girl to dance*



Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
"Television has taught me that the way to popularity is courageous disco dance moves!"


...


"My life is ruined"

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006
It's getting pretty late and Nothing Compares 2U is playing. I should go experience my first kiss with a girl who will, in about 15 years, die of an opioid overdose.

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy
https://youtu.be/dZPQdZLyHYE

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Hi Jackie, are you.... oh, okay. See you in English class!

Hi Becka, would you... okay. See you in Spanish class!

Hi Teresa, can I... okay. No that's okay, I'll see you in study hall!

Hi Beth, are you free to... oh, you're leaving. See you in home ec!

Oh crap, is that Smooth by Santana? I love this song!

Rabite
Apr 13, 2002

Dynamiet Rab
Im the only person that can dance out of my friends but they don't dance so I just hang with them and say how lame it is.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





*slow dancing with the librarian*

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
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Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
i hope the dj plays who let the dogs out i love that song

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Oh man I hope Mom remembered to set the VCR up to record DBZ right. Last time it was messed up and I couldn't tell what Trunks was saying half the time.

Dammit, coming to this dance was such a bad idea.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth


















Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2ur063fMhs

This is the third break-up song in a row. OMG is the DJ crying? Should we tell one of the chaperones?

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006

Wait till the ladies see this denim jacket and blue jeans combo.

Master J Plus
Apr 20, 2010

by Hand Knit
come my lady come come my lady

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
*slow dances to REM's Everybody Hurts*

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Wind of Change by the motherfucking Scorpions

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Brags to girls about my REAL Oakleys.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
i wish i was at home playing snow board kids 2.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
there was a girl who was taller than me in middle school that i had a huge crush on, and to this day i'm not sure if i was into her in part because she was taller than me, or if i'm really turned on by women who are taller than me b/c i had a crush on that girl


anyway i'm real sorry some of you never even got to dance with girls. i remember getting to slow dance with girls some times in middle school and it was pretty rad.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I had to pay $3 to stand in the corner with the rest of my friends, drinking kool aid and eating left over cookies form the cafeteria while we were subjected to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxXPV144DOc

Bonzo fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Dec 15, 2020

Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna
(entire room yelling over the clean version)
AHHHH SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKAAA
AHHHHH SKEET SKEET GODDAMN
(cut music)

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
*doesn't dance*

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Mooey Cow posted:

*doesn't dance*

*grabs you by the shoes and makes you boogy* :smuggo:

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Chunderstorm posted:

(entire room yelling over the clean version)
AHHHH SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKAAA
AHHHHH SKEET SKEET GODDAMN
(cut music)

Everyone making the gun sound effect noise when "Paper Planes" by M.I.A. starts playing

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I’m just here for the room temp Dad’s Rootbeer.

Oh boy I hope they play Fatboy Slim for a 5th time!

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

YEAH STROBE LIGHTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0G_LkDQ0cI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nK1YQiaNEk



LETS SLOOW IT DOWN A BIT FOR THOSE KIDS OUT THERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXxRyNvTPr8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYAEHE2GrM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Rch6WvPJE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwhwGmoYv1s


EVERYBODY BACK ON THE FLOOR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWaymcVmJ-A


OK SOMETHING FOR THE WHITE GIRLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-oh-tP6RvA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx1Bh8ZvH84

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
Midori...

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

there was a girl who was taller than me in middle school that i had a huge crush on, and to this day i'm not sure if i was into her in part because she was taller than me, or if i'm really turned on by women who are taller than me b/c i had a crush on that girl


anyway i'm real sorry some of you never even got to dance with girls. i remember getting to slow dance with girls some times in middle school and it was pretty rad.

Are you me?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


*is unable to dance or even stand up and walk around due to being 13 and having a perpetual boner for 3 hours*

Scott Lame
Jan 8, 2014
*pretends to be really into the DJ's equipment, is told by the DJ to get away from the equipment*

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

*keeps requesting smells like teen spirit so we can head bang in front of the strobe light*
*is told to "settle down, beavis"*

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