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You really want to impress Jimmy Carter and you are a little nervous and you hit your thumb with the hammer. President Carter walks up with his kindly old man face and you think he's going to encourage you with some wise words but instead he turns the the rest of the group and says, HEY LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN IDIOT CANT EVEN USE A HAMMER , THIS DUDE HAS MAYONAISE FOR BRAINS. Everyone's laughing at you now. What do you do?
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Dec 15, 2020 17:37
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I tell that loving peanut farming villain to take that deck of presidential playing cards and insert them.
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Dec 15, 2020 17:40
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I'd shake his hand because in rl he's a great guy, so I'd figure he must be suffering from Alzheimers and that bastard HugeGrossBurrito put him up to it. Probably out of spite since peanut butter is better than burritos.
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Dec 15, 2020 17:52
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I take him in my wriggling arms and draw his body into mine. his screaming is a sweet overture to the creation of our new flesh
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Dec 15, 2020 17:52
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Sorry Mr. President, I had to many Billy Beers
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Dec 15, 2020 17:55
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I'm gonna tear up a little and try and garner some sympathy from the crowd, as I say "that's hurtful mr President my home State of Minnesota was the only State that voted for you when you lost re election"
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Dec 15, 2020 17:58
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I like this AI dungeon prompt
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Dec 15, 2020 18:08
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I'm gonna work on the house for the rest of the day in angry silence. Then I'm gonna go home and take a hot shower to wash off the sweat and shame of getting owned by President Carter. But then right before I get in the shower I look in the bathroom and see that I was Walter Mondale this whole time! WHAT A TWIST !!!
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Dec 15, 2020 18:14
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i crack his peanuts with the hammer
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Dec 15, 2020 18:15
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I think you have me confused with someone else, I'm not building a house with Jimmy Carter.
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Dec 15, 2020 18:20
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i ask him how it felt to be compared to homer simpson in the classic 13th episode of the 7th season of the hit comedy show "the simpsons" titled "two bad neighbors" until he corrects me and tells me i'm thinking of gerald ford.
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Dec 15, 2020 18:46
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Sunswipe posted:I think you have me confused with someone else, I'm not building a house with Jimmy Carter. you are
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Dec 15, 2020 18:53
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I shoot a nail gun at the window of his bulletproof car
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Dec 15, 2020 18:56
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I want my USB-C over here and there and twist upside down.
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Dec 15, 2020 19:01
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Sunswipe posted:I think you have me confused with someone else, I'm not building a house with Jimmy Carter. Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
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Dec 15, 2020 19:06
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Jimmy farts a little bit, and I awkwardly ignore it.
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Dec 15, 2020 19:34
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:you are This attempt at gaslighting me won't work, and this is not the sort of behaviour I expect from a moderator of these esteemed forums. Unless you've mistaken me for a small child.
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Dec 15, 2020 20:07
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Sunswipe posted:This attempt at gaslighting me won't work, and this is not the sort of behaviour I expect from a moderator of these esteemed forums. Unless you've mistaken me for a small child. buddy I dont know what to tell you, Im sorry jimmy carter pwned you
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Dec 15, 2020 20:11
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Let the days go by, Carter making you a clown
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Dec 15, 2020 20:19
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:buddy I dont know what to tell you, Im sorry jimmy carter pwned you Oh god, "Jimmy Carter" is what you call your penis, isn't it? You sick gently caress.
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Dec 15, 2020 20:21
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> use hammer on Jimmy Carter
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logically, we cannot all be building a house with jimmy carter
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:logically, we cannot all be building a house with jimmy carter this seems like a reasonable number of people to be working on a house with former president jimmy carter
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Dec 15, 2020 20:27
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Anyone else here aware of the real power behind the throne? Aka billypilled
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former president james j.(?) carter, it is a pleasure to be here helping you handle your wood
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Dec 15, 2020 20:28
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"Hey Jimmy, I brought some Almond Butter sandwiches!" Wait, what do you mean I'm fired?
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Dec 15, 2020 20:29
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I’d ask him about the time he saw a UFO, either to own him if he gets embarrassed at the reminder or listen with rapt attention if he actually tells the story
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Dec 15, 2020 20:48
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Sisal Two-Step posted:i ask him how it felt to be compared to homer simpson in the classic 13th episode of the 7th season of the hit comedy show "the simpsons" titled "two bad neighbors" until he corrects me and tells me i'm thinking of gerald ford. 
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Dec 15, 2020 21:08
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I challenge Jimmy to a Build Off. Let's see who can build the most houses in one hour. I easily beat him at 12 to his 7. The subsequent lawsuits ruin us both leaving us as homeless pariahs. We spend our days under an overpass getting drunk on paint thinner and laughing at the irony of it all.
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Dec 15, 2020 21:13
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I bring up the rabbit incident for the 12th time that week and he snaps and beats the poo poo out of me
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Dec 15, 2020 21:14
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I dress in drag like a 30s era brothel matron and ask wie gehts dahling, sliding up and down against him.
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Dec 15, 2020 21:15
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:You really want to impress Jimmy Carter and you are a little nervous and you hit your thumb with the hammer. President Carter walks up with his kindly old man face and you think he's going to encourage you with some wise words but instead he turns the the rest of the group and says, HEY LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN IDIOT CANT EVEN USE A HAMMER , THIS DUDE HAS MAYONAISE FOR BRAINS. Everyone's laughing at you now. What do you do? I'm so embarrassed ! I get flustered and nail gun one of his feet to the deck. OMG! I'm sorry! Will this help get the nail out? Nail guns the other foot to the deck. Oh poo poo, oh poo poo! I have now stapled Jimmy Carter to the floor of this house! He was a bit of a dick, always heard he was cool, but whatever. It was a volunteer job for houses for humanity, I'm out, have fun with the house.
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Dec 15, 2020 21:21
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Double down on the mistake and build myself into the house
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Dec 15, 2020 21:30
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I guess I could use his bones for beams and his skin for walls but it would be a pretty small house
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Jimmy what are you doing? Jimmy, no! *Jimmy Carter opens his mouth and a deluge of peanuts pours out, smothering me*
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Dec 15, 2020 22:31
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Applewhite posted:Jimmy what are you doing? Jimmy, no! "YOU MADE ME GIVE UP THE PEANUT FARM AND THIS IS HOW YOUR COUNTRY TREATS ME? I CURSE THIS LAND FOR 1000 YEARS."
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SO WHEN ARE WE ADDING A RABBIT HUTCH JIMMY
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