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what's snake oil
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Dec 15, 2020 23:33
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Cubone posted:what's snake oil hey buddy why the third degree, its oil from a snake it cures what ails you
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Dec 15, 2020 23:35
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Ask me anything. how are you
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Dec 15, 2020 23:35
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GolfHole posted:how are you ive been better friend you gunna buy something or just flap your gums
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Dec 15, 2020 23:36
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I'll pay you double for the snake spread! It's good on toast yes?
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Dec 15, 2020 23:37
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I’m aware there’s a typo in my title I’m drunk gently caress you
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Dec 15, 2020 23:37
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Leeches? are there any leeches in there? This is a technical question.
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Dec 15, 2020 23:38
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'll pay you double for the snake spread! It's good on toast yes? Mint or bison flavor?
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Dec 15, 2020 23:38
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Internetjack posted:Leeches? are there any leeches in there? There are leeches in China the size of a man, a small man
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Dec 15, 2020 23:39
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yeah, well I expect my snake oil tincture to have a bit of leech in it. Just saying.
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Dec 15, 2020 23:41
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*sets up stand next to yours* I got frog oil here, half the cost of oil from a snake but TWICE as effective, come get your frog oil from the deepest jungles of Tanzania!
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Dec 15, 2020 23:42
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Internetjack posted:yeah, well I expect my snake oil tincture to have a bit of leech in it. Just saying. I addressed this
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Dec 15, 2020 23:42
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my snake is already perfectly healthy, i don't see any need to provide it with additional oil
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Dec 15, 2020 23:43
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:*sets up stand next to yours* The frog oil makes you gay
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Dec 15, 2020 23:43
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Is this product REALLY safe, doctor?
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Dec 15, 2020 23:44
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Mozi posted:my snake is already perfectly healthy, i don't see any need to provide it with additional oil I guess if you want to kill your snake from oil deficiency
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Dec 15, 2020 23:44
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hmmm... do you have any snake tincture?
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Dec 15, 2020 23:44
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Mint or bison flavor? Yes please
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Dec 15, 2020 23:44
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Will it gently caress me up? I don't care if it contains any actual snake oil or if it can treat cure or prevent any actual diseases, I only care that it contains one or more of the following: alcohol, cocaine, opium, hashish, or diethyl ether. Don't jerk me around, old man, I need to get hosed up!
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Dec 15, 2020 23:44
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:*sets up stand next to yours* Look at this goon just moving in with the frog oil. Ok, hit me up my friend. doses with 10 ounces of frog oil
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Dec 15, 2020 23:45
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Bronze Fonz posted:Is this product REALLY safe, doctor? Listen doctor was my fathers name
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Dec 15, 2020 23:46
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I guess if you want to kill your snake from oil deficiency well... i couldn't live with myself if something happened to ol Hoggobbler... i'll take twenty gallons
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Dec 15, 2020 23:46
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The Walrus posted:hmmm... do you have any snake tincture? Yes but it is applied directly to the urethra
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Dec 15, 2020 23:47
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Will it gently caress me up? I don't care if it contains any actual snake oil or if it can treat cure or prevent any actual diseases, I only care that it contains one or more of the following: alcohol, cocaine, opium, hashish, or diethyl ether. Don't jerk me around, old man, I need to get hosed up! Yeah man it has only the most dangerous and untested drugs, your going to buy so many grand pianos on eBay
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Dec 15, 2020 23:48
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I would like to buy all your stock and then resell it for profit. Do you do bulk discounts? e: it's you're, not your. I'm cancelling all my orders and will use frog oil from now on.
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Dec 15, 2020 23:48
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Internetjack posted:Look at this goon just moving in with the frog oil. Ok, hit me up my friend. doses with 10 ounces of frog oil Congratulations on your purchase sir, take comfort in knowing that you didn't have to take 20 ounces of snake oil for the same effect.
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Dec 15, 2020 23:48
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:hey buddy why the third degree, its oil from a snake it cures what ails you
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Dec 15, 2020 23:50
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Bronze Fonz posted:I would like to buy all your stock and then resell it for profit. Hey hey wait you don’t want that frog stuff it’s not even halal
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Dec 15, 2020 23:51
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Cubone posted:are you saying it will repel my polish neighbors? 100% bonafide toxic to poles
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Dec 15, 2020 23:52
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I need, uh, something to uh, help with *cough, beckons you closer*... issues
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Dec 15, 2020 23:52
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Aruan posted:I need, uh, something to uh, help with *cough, beckons you closer*... issues HEY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU’RE DICK
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Dec 15, 2020 23:53
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:HEY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU’RE DICK For gently caress's sake!! I have now started my own frog oil production empire.
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Dec 15, 2020 23:55
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Can I pay you in spaceship jpegs
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Dec 15, 2020 23:57
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Derpies posted:Can I pay you in spaceship jpegs Sorry I only take Bitcoin
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Dec 15, 2020 23:57
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Yeah man it has only the most dangerous and untested drugs, your going to buy so many grand pianos on eBay What's ebay? This is clearly before the 1906 pure food and drug act, so I have no idea what ebay or phenazepam are, and I live in the country so the only place I've ever seen a piano was a detuned wall piano at the saloon my temperance-loving bitch wife made me stop going to, that's why I need to get hosed up so badly!
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Dec 15, 2020 23:59
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Nigmaetcetera posted:What's ebay? This is clearly before the 1906 pure food and drug act, so I have no idea what ebay or phenazepam are, and I live in the country so the only place I've ever seen a piano was a detuned wall piano at the saloon my temperance-loving bitch wife made me stop going to, that's why I need to get hosed up so badly! eBay is my cousin he is very large
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Dec 16, 2020 00:00
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Internetjack posted:Look at this goon just moving in with the frog oil. Ok, hit me up my friend. doses with 10 ounces of frog oil I wake up 3 days later. I learn I have purchased a piano, and a 13" planer. Not the 12.5" we are talking the 13" here bitches. I also subscribed to a wine-of-the-month club. Anyway, that frog oil seems to work. Get me some of the snake oil. I'm thinking a little blending of the two might go a long way. It's all cool too, I am totally legit.
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Dec 16, 2020 00:04
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I’m getting really stressed out about frog oil
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Dec 16, 2020 00:06
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I’m getting really stressed out about frog oil I know you are kinda new to this, but look at it as an opportunity. You can grow your business selling both snake and frog oils. There is a bit of learning curve to them both, but if you are good with snake, you can definitely learn frog. It's all good, just spend some time learning the pros and cons.
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