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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
He's done with the little baby potty seat and demands to poop like the big guys. Here is a poopin' stool:





You ever built a poopin' stool?

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
where do you poop in it

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

where do you poop in it

Even better, you poop off of it.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

Even better, you poop off of it.

its always been my dream to poop off the side of a mountain

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

its always been my dream to poop off the side of a mountain

For me it's while wing walking on a bi-plane. Just drop trou and let fly.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
when does bidet training start? or are you a primitive toilet paper family?

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
First you must make a stool before you can make a stool.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

when does bidet training start? or are you a primitive toilet paper family?

We use our hands. Like adults.

phobo posted:

First you must make a stool before you can make a stool.

If I did needlepoint I'd needlepoint this post and hang it in my bathroom.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


You've made a poop stool with some pretty drat good looking dowel joints, I mean, gently caress. you did pretty good all things considered

did you use linseed oil in case it gets pissed on?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Tom Gorman posted:

You've made a poop stool with some pretty drat good looking dowel joints, I mean, gently caress. you did pretty good

did you use linseed oil in case it gets pissed on?

I used :lol:deck sealant:lol:

You could literally take this thing in the shower with you and it wouldn't hurt it at all.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


hell yeah

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Literally A Person posted:

We use our hands. Like adults.
yeah like the adults i saw in the caveman exhibit

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

yeah like the adults i saw in the caveman exhibit

People understood the natural order back then. Understood how to make it in this world.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
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for me to poop on :smuggo:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

20 Blunts posted:

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for me to poop on :smuggo:

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

20 Blunts posted:

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for me to poop on :smuggo:

:pusheen::vince::pusheen:

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

A stool for stool.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

McGavin posted:

A stool for stool.

*raises glass*

Cheers, gentlemen!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Cool stool, you fool.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A making GBS threads sheat (please imagine Shawn Connery voice saying it)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Linux Pirate posted:

Cool stool, you fool.

This rhymes so hard I think one of my eyes is twitching.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Looks excellent construction. Also, why not cut a semi-circular hole in the middle of one long side, so the pooper can stick it right up against the toilet bowl. (Like those Squatty Potties.)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BigBadSteve posted:

Looks excellent construction. Also, why not cut a semi-circular hole in the middle of one long side, so the pooper can stick it right up against the toilet bowl. (Like those Squatty Potties.)

It's not really deep enough. He likes it out in front of him. We went through a bit of a testing phase to figure this stuff out :eng101:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I'd also add a diagonal beam on the opposite side to give it extra strength, or it might eventually collapse from the cumulative stress of all the standing on it. You don't want any nasty accidents.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person posted:



You could literally take this thing in the shower with you and it wouldn't hurt it at all.
Good plan
That's where I do my best pooping

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BigBadSteve posted:

I'd also add a diagonal beam on the opposite side to give it extra strength, or it might eventually collapse from the cumulative stress of all the standing on it. You don't want any nasty accidents.

I've never really had that problem with wood peg stuff. I mean those pegs run deep as hell. Like 4' into the platform down the legs, like 6' up the legs. I can dance the charleston on top of this thing.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person posted:

I can dance the charleston on top of this thing.

Avatar checks out

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

alright folks, here's the number 2. say some kid is looking to blast a dookie, ya just build 'em one of these

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
When you are pooping between you and all those pipes someone is the closest person to you who is also pooping

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Congrats on the stool creation, OP. looks nice

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Literally A Person posted:

He's done with the little baby potty seat and demands to poop like the big guys. Here is a poopin' stool:





You ever built a poopin' stool?

ive never made a pooping stool but i bought one. its blue and hard plastic i was it once a week when i mop my bathroom.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Congrats on the stool creation, OP. looks nice

:tipshat:

snergle posted:

ive never made a pooping stool but i bought one. its blue and hard plastic i was it once a week when i mop my bathroom.

I demanded a bespoke artisinal poo poo stand for my child.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Stool tools stool

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

But what if he becomes dependent on the poop stool and can't go without it? At some point a child must leave the nest and set out on their own adventures and experience other toilets where a reliable stool supply might not be available. Unless someone invents a tactical pooping stool that can collapse down to pocket size for everyday carry.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Moon Atari posted:

But what if he becomes dependent on the poop stool and can't go without it? At some point a child must leave the nest and set out on their own adventures and experience other toilets where a reliable stool supply might not be available. Unless someone invents a tactical pooping stool that can collapse down to pocket size for everyday carry.

We...uh....poop in other places too. He can sit on any big person toilet and take a dump. It's jsut if he's away from the stool he needs a little help.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

take the plunge kid

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Attach some straps to it so he can carry it around at all times.

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
how long could it possibly take you to eat a poop

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What do you do just poop on it and wipe it off? :thunk:

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Fartington Butts posted:

Attach some straps to it so he can carry it around at all times.

Conceptually I see no flaws with this idea.

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