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Want me to convert that thing to a tantric bench for you? 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Want me to convert that thing to a tantric bench for you? How much?
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Dec 17, 2020 03:14
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Literally A Person posted:How much? Done.
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Dec 17, 2020 03:17
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Does this go over a hole in the backyard or something? 
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Dec 17, 2020 03:54
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Pawn 17 posted:Does this go over a hole in the backyard or something? It's a booster step so he can get on the big people can.
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Dec 17, 2020 03:56
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is your toilet square OP shouldnt there be a subtle curve OP
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Dec 17, 2020 04:19
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Chinatown posted:is your toilet square OP Wait...you have a round toilet???
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Dec 17, 2020 04:22
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That’s an adult bench now btw.
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Dec 17, 2020 04:52
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looking good OP. you use some kind of doweling jig? what sort of saw did you use to cut the pieces? show me your clamps
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Dec 17, 2020 05:04
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Rutibex posted:looking good OP. you use some kind of doweling jig? what sort of saw did you use to cut the pieces? Jig? No. Saw? Well I didn't buy lumber for the step I milled it so I used a draw knife and a planer for that then I used my tablesaw to cut the fir down to nice pretty boards. The plywood legs were also cut on the tablesaw. Now that I have a nice tablesaw I don't really need to use many other saws.
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Dec 17, 2020 05:22
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I will take a picture of my clamp box in a few minutes.
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Dec 17, 2020 05:22
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Literally A Person posted:It's a booster step so he can get on the big people can. If you don't start training him from an early age to blast out turds with such force that he can lob fecal three pointers into the bowl he is unlikely to ever achieve the 10,000 hours required to master it (given how small the length of time needed to poop is and the limited opportunities each day provides to do so). It is sort of like how kids have a window of opportunity for language development.
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Dec 17, 2020 05:51
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I just finished a stool too if you know what I mean
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Dec 17, 2020 07:58
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Looks fancy LAP but I gotta say, it's missing a bolster to hold a good poop knife in. I think if the kid is man enough to use the big boy potty and has their own poopin stool, they're gonna need a tactical poop knife
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Dec 17, 2020 08:09
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So is getting into woodworking just a thing that happens genetically for white dudes getting older?
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Dec 17, 2020 08:12
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Just sorta...calls to ya ... Like... Like a squatch out in the wild
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Dec 17, 2020 08:20
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I always kinda wished I could get an rear end extender that extends my rear end so I can poop more effectively onto stuff.
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Dec 17, 2020 08:22
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How's the dowel joinery hold up on the ends where the dowel goes parallel with the layers of plywood? Butt joining two pieces of plywood always seemed nebulous for a screw and glue approach. I could see the dowels being a lot sturdier in that application.
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Dec 17, 2020 08:28
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just get one of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec3ylrEc5Ns
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Dec 17, 2020 08:34
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Motherfucker posted:I always kinda wished I could get an rear end extender that extends my rear end so I can poop more effectively onto stuff. Yeah but I mean how long before women start pooping in urinals? They’ve ruined every other invention man has made. A extra long fake rear end to extend your regular rear end is just tempting fate. 
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Dec 17, 2020 08:40
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I would DESTROY any woman I found urinal pooping with my artisan poop bench like steel chair in a wwe match
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Dec 17, 2020 08:45
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actually statisticly its MEN who are most likely to poo poo in urinals!! Replace all toilets with duel purpose urinals
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Dec 17, 2020 08:48
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YOU WILL NEVER HOG TIE ME, FORCE ME INTO A LEATHER BONDAGE MASK, SUSPEND ME FROM HOOKS AND SCREAM AT ME UNTIL I poo poo INTO THAT URINAL AGAIN! I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS
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Big Beef City posted:Just sorta...calls to ya ... Like... Like a squatch out in the wild That's "wood" working
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Dec 17, 2020 12:21
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BluPotato posted:So is getting into woodworking just a thing that happens genetically for white dudes getting older? I actually started when I was a young. I'm just old enough that I can afford nice tools now... Internetjack posted:How's the dowel joinery hold up on the ends where the dowel goes parallel with the layers of plywood? Butt joining two pieces of plywood always seemed nebulous for a screw and glue approach. I could see the dowels being a lot sturdier in that application. It works pretty dang well! The only thing that I've had a problem with is getting all Icarus on it and trying to use dowel that are edging toward the width of the board. Pops the ply wide open. These are 5/16 dowels into 3/4 ply and that's about the upper limit I'd push on the diameter. Big Beef City posted:YOU WILL NEVER HOG TIE ME, FORCE ME INTO A LEATHER BONDAGE MASK, SUSPEND ME FROM HOOKS AND SCREAM AT ME UNTIL I poo poo INTO THAT URINAL AGAIN! This was in the note on my wife's roses last Valentines Day.
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Dec 17, 2020 16:55
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how much stool could a stool stool spool if a stool stool could spool stool?
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Dec 17, 2020 17:09
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Posting bench
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Colonel Cancer posted:Posting bench A real world physical embodiment of my posting.
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Dec 17, 2020 17:42
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i hate to be the negative nance here but what happens when jr tries to take the poop stool into public and it is super akward. ithink an aluminum frame with foldable legs might be more appro
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Dec 17, 2020 17:43
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can you imagine being a middle schooler and being scared to poop already when another kid walks in and makes school shooter like sounds setting up his poo poo stool next to you before depositing a confident torpedo
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Dec 17, 2020 17:46
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Maybe you should attach some skateboard wheels to it, make is a making GBS threads board. It'd be cool
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Dec 17, 2020 17:49
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MOOBS! posted:i hate to be the negative nance here but what happens when jr tries to take the poop stool into public and it is super akward. ithink an aluminum frame with foldable legs might be more appro When we hit up the public toilets I just give him a boost! The stool is just so he doesn't need to come and ask for help when we're at home. Funny story about this youngin' and public bathrooms. Once he found out that stores have bathrooms we now have to go to the bathroom in every store we visit even if it's literally just for him to squeeze out like two drops of pea. The minute we walk into the store he starts telling us he has to pee. Much easier when we're all at the store as a fam. Sucks when you have a basket of groc and you're the only one who can drag him in.
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Dec 17, 2020 17:50
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Literally A Person posted:For me it's while wing walking on a bi-plane. Just drop trou and let fly. If you pull a tight enough barrel roll, the G-forces mean you don't even have to strain.
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Dec 17, 2020 18:07
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Whenever you're done paddling in the shallow end of the woodworking pool, and are ready to dive into the deep end of glazing and kilnery: That's how a real man facilitates a smaller man's dumpings-out.
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Dec 17, 2020 18:12
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Literally A Person posted:When we hit up the public toilets I just give him a boost! The stool is just so he doesn't need to come and ask for help when we're at home. "No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child poop" - Abraham Lincoln.
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Dec 17, 2020 18:19
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Literally A Person posted:
I've switched from screws to a lot of nailing this summer as I try to plane things thinner and more lightweight. Predrilling countersinks for screw heads on stuff less than 3/4" thickness.... does not end well in many cases. How do you line up the matching bore for the two pieces? I assume a drill press is involved, but getting the angles to match probably involves some clever trick of marking and positioning pieces. I can watch some youtube, I am sure, but it never hurts to hear it straight from someone that is doing it. Cool work.
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PipHelix posted:Whenever you're done paddling in the shallow end of the woodworking pool, and are ready to dive into the deep end of glazing and kilnery: I was going to ask if that was some kind of squat toilet, but I saw the answer in the quoted url link. Are these a common thing? Skills I would like to work on include ceramics/glazing and also welding and metal work.
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Internetjack posted:I've switched from screws to a lot of nailing this summer as I try to plane things thinner and more lightweight. Predrilling countersinks for screw heads on stuff less than 3/4" thickness.... does not end well in many cases. You're going to be extremely disappointed with my response because I am a BAD PERSON and put my entire project together with glue first. Then when everything is set I choose where I want my pegs and then eye-up my peg positioning and very carefully drill my holes with my hand drill and set the pegs. I am a filthy cheater but I always end up with perfectly aligned bores.
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Dec 17, 2020 18:37
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Yeah you match drill holes on bespoke work. Only when you're running a large lot would you bother making a jig or designing a fit in.
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Literally A Person posted:You're going to be extremely disappointed with my response because I am a BAD PERSON and put my entire project together with glue first. Then when everything is set I choose where I want my pegs and then eye-up my peg positioning and very carefully drill my holes with my hand drill and set the pegs. I am a filthy cheater but I always end up with perfectly aligned bores. That is excellent. I like the elegance of the simplicity. I tend to be an engineering nerd and overthink things, often miss solutions that are straight forward, look cool, and are practical; which is exactly what I like to do.
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