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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > I have urinated in the Poland Spring
 
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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Prepare to be owned. I have just finished urinating in the Poland Spring lake, located in Poland, Maine. Just unzipped my pants and did it. Everyone in this dang America gonna be pwned by a homeopathic dosage of my urine within a few months depending on how long it takes them to bottle the lake and ship to stores.

* # ? Dec 17, 2020 22:50
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:12
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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Mixed up the spot where I urinated with a long stick for even distribution.

* # ? Dec 17, 2020 22:51
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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


joke's on you op, you think we'll be upset


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

* # ? Dec 17, 2020 23:22
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Prof. Crocodile

 Quality control guy at Poland Spring runs into distribution, frantic and panting, holding a half-empty bottle of water. His face contorts in horror as he sees trucks pulling away with thousands of contaminated bottles, bound for every major US city.

* # ? Dec 18, 2020 00:17
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barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
poland ain't the only place in maine they get the water from bub, you got a lot more pissin' to do if you want to finish the job :getin:


* # ? Dec 18, 2020 00:30
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The Walrus Cancer

If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
I can't believe you're providing this service for free.

* # ? Dec 18, 2020 03:40
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google THIS

 Get on my level OP I took a poo poo in the Fiji aquifer, had to dig for days but so worth it

* # ? Dec 18, 2020 04:39
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Goons Are Gifts

 What do you think is falling down the Niagara falls after my last trip to the US? :smug:


* # ? Dec 18, 2020 14:31
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Wilkins Micawber

as we leave this existence
looking for another
owning the nestle corioration, one drop at a time

* # ? Dec 18, 2020 14:50
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barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
"pissing in the ponds in poland" set to tom lehrer's poisoning pigeons in the park


* # ? Dec 18, 2020 16:01
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 Shittin' on the dock of the Bay, watchin' the turds roll away...

* # ? Dec 18, 2020 16:37
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Escape From Noise

 Big deal op. I pissed in Poland.

* # ? Dec 18, 2020 17:34
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Escape From Noise

 The world is my toilet!

* # ? Dec 18, 2020 17:35
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Finger Prince


 I remember a sign at a ski resort I went to once that said "if you peed in the Taynton bowl last year, you're drinking it this year"

* # ? Dec 18, 2020 17:59
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 come on man, everyone knows the two rules about poland are 1. you dont invade in the winter and 2. you dont piss in the spring

* # ? Dec 18, 2020 19:52
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free hubcaps

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Big deal op. I pissed in Poland.

the gleiwizz incident


ty Saoshyant!

* # ? Dec 19, 2020 01:40
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Robot Made of Meat

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

come on man, everyone knows the two rules about poland are 1. you dont invade in the winter and 2. you dont piss in the spring

Does Poland have the rule about messin' around with Jim?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Dec 20, 2020 01:44
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Macnult

 i have made chocolate in the nestle

* # ? Dec 20, 2020 05:30
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Robot Made of Meat

 Wait a minute! I just realized that Poland has the same spring as the whole h*cking northern hemisphere! I urinate in the Poland spring every year.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Dec 20, 2020 05:43
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