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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I walk my cat on a harness and although we both like it the people around my apartment complex probably think I'm dumb as poo poo They're right but not for that reason
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Dec 20, 2020 23:06
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Frank Frank posted:Ok so I had to enlist my kids to help since someone had to shoot the video. All 3 dogs decided to participate. Lenny is the corgi - you can hear him in the beginning of the video but he doesn’t make an appearance until the end of it. Probably not the best demonstration of pig honking Sunday but you get the idea: voted 5
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Dec 20, 2020 23:14
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Dec 20, 2020 23:58
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I walk my cat on a harness and although we both like it the people around my apartment complex probably think I'm dumb as poo poo i used to walk my cat on a leash but there are so many people in my neighborhood who walk their poorly trained dogs that will lose their poo poo and lunge at him that i had to stop. now we just sit outside on the porch on nice days. i also have what i call the dumbass sweater, which is literally a sweater he has to wear when he is being a dumbass
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Dec 21, 2020 00:51
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i take little bits of shredded cheese and hide them in my cat's fur so he can find it later, a little treat for him sometimes it takes him a long time to find it
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Dec 21, 2020 00:59
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my old cat would lie on my chest any time i was lying on the couch, and I used to sit up and pick her up by under her front legs so she was standing on her hind legs and make her dance along to commercial jingles that or hold her up in one hand with my arm extended while standing up she'd never protest, just get this look on her face that could only be called longsuffering, like "okay fine, just finish whatever you're doing if you're entertained by it". such a brilliant little rodent. she'll have been dead for three years in April. i miss her daily. also we foster greyhounds, my favorite thing to do to the poor buggers is put a blanket on them when they're wandering around the apartment so it looks like they're wearing a cape. it's hilarious. olylifter fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Dec 21, 2020 |
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Dec 21, 2020 01:26
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Your cat can have a little molded armpit cheese that it licks off itself. As a treat.
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Dec 21, 2020 01:31
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pretend your hand is caught in the cat treats packet and turn around "what are you doing step-feline?" and your cat bites your ankle
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Dec 21, 2020 01:37
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My girlfriend moves their doggy lips with her fingers to make them “talk”. The dogs seem indifferent to the experience.
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Dec 21, 2020 02:14
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One day I leaned into my dog's face and kept saying "Where's da gabbagoo? Where's da fuckin' gabbagoo?". Also sometimes when he's laying down I'll touch my hand to the bottom of his foot and say "High five!".
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Dec 21, 2020 02:22
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CPL593H posted:One day I leaned into my dog's face and kept saying "Where's da gabbagoo? Where's da fuckin' gabbagoo?". Also sometimes when he's laying down I'll touch my hand to the bottom of his foot and say "High five!". Liar
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Dec 21, 2020 03:06
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:My girlfriend moves their doggy lips with her fingers to make them “talk”. The dogs seem indifferent to the experience. Your pee hole is next
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Dec 21, 2020 03:11
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All I do is consistently belittle my cat in order to destroy her confidence and self importance....So far it's not working so well
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Dec 21, 2020 03:23
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Back when my mother had a dumb as poo poo toy poodle someone would hold onto it while the other set up a bunch of empty 2L soda bottles at the top of the stairs. The second the dog saw what was going on she'd go absolutely berserk until we let her charge into the stack throwing bottles all down the stairs and making a giant racket. Also feeding the dog a scoop of peanut butter was a good way to reset her brain for about 10 minutes.
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Dec 21, 2020 03:26
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 I knit matching sweaters for us.
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Dec 21, 2020 03:46
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:My girlfriend moves their doggy lips with her fingers to make them “talk”. The dogs seem indifferent to the experience. I do the same with my cat. She's not a fan of that game. But she also won't leave so she doesn't hate it that much.
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Dec 21, 2020 03:46
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i pick up my cat and use her as a machine gun, a shotgun where i hold her vertically and pump it between shots, and mount her back legs on my shoulder and use her as a bazooka
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Dec 21, 2020 03:58
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I flatten my cats ears to make her look like a dog, then pinch them up and together to make her look like a rabbit. She does not appreciate this.
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Dec 21, 2020 04:20
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i get our cats high af
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Dec 21, 2020 04:27
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Spinz posted:Your pee hole is next I’m assuming that’s where she got the idea, originally.
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Dec 21, 2020 05:02
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We solved the age old question of, "if a dog wore pants..." 
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Dec 21, 2020 05:06
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Make them have holiday pictures taken 
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Dec 21, 2020 05:11
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MakaVillian posted:All I do is consistently belittle my cat in order to destroy her confidence and self importance....So far it's not working so well It has to come from an alpha
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Dec 21, 2020 05:11
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Shuu posted:We solved the age old question of, "if a dog wore pants..." lmao Caesar Saladin posted:i pick up my cat and use her as a machine gun, a shotgun where i hold her vertically and pump it between shots, and mount her back legs on my shoulder and use her as a bazooka this is pro level things to do to cats here tho
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Dec 21, 2020 05:12
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i take songs that I hear on the internet or on the radio and adapt them to be about my cat. helpfully, i have a lot of different nicknames for him. for example, here is part of "the wanderer" by dion: they call him the Wubba yeah the Wubba he goes meow meow meow or "like a prayer" by Madonna: when you call Lou's name he makes a little purr he ain't got no fleas just some mats down there
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Dec 21, 2020 05:16
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I say "BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG STREEEEEEEETTTTTCCCCHHH" in the manner of Macho Man Randy Savage whenever my dog does a big stretch
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Dec 21, 2020 05:28
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Milo and POTUS posted:It has to come from an alpha  Best Bi Geek Squid posted:i take songs that I hear on the internet or on the radio and adapt them to be about my cat. I replace random words in songs with my cat's name
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Dec 21, 2020 05:33
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i taught my brother's cat to leap on to shoulders with no warning. for some strange reason he doesn't find it nearly as funny as i do.
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Dec 21, 2020 05:56
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I play “Walk these dogs” by DMX before walks so my dog races around barking whenever he hears that song. If it comes on randomly I still take him on a walk because it’s easier than winding him down
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Dec 21, 2020 07:09
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I bring my dog with me almost everywhere. This means in a normal year he spends a lot of time in dive bars.      
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Dec 21, 2020 08:03
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That’s a cool dog
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Dec 21, 2020 08:07
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I tell my dog that his tail has wag on it oh no its getting worse!
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Dec 21, 2020 08:31
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I'm not in a position to have any pets and probably won't be for a while at this point so I just wanted to say that this is a very good threadFrank Frank posted:Ok so I had to enlist my kids to help since someone had to shoot the video. All 3 dogs decided to participate. Lenny is the corgi - you can hear him in the beginning of the video but he doesn’t make an appearance until the end of it. Probably not the best demonstration of pig honking Sunday but you get the idea: This is a very good video HelloIAmYourHeart posted:
and this is a very good picture e: James Woods posted:I bring my dog with me almost everywhere. This means in a normal year he spends a lot of time in dive bars. and this is a very good boy
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Dec 21, 2020 09:13
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Spinz posted:Your pee hole is next I'm going to try this but I don't think it will have the same effect. Are dungarees really pants? I like to give my dog a present nearly every day. It's a fart, usually on her head.
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Dec 21, 2020 10:29
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i taught my brother's cat to leap on to shoulders with no warning. for some strange reason he doesn't find it nearly as funny as i do. my roommates cat did this but he was not graceful. it was cute until he inadvertantly pierced my nipple. his other cat liked to throw up on his paperwork. he caught him once and managed to pick him up at the last second but instead of throwing up on his desk he did a throwup speak all over the week and floor as he was spun around. I real wish, of all things I've seen, I had that one on video
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Dec 21, 2020 11:24
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Berate the cat, it cannot understand your words. It is cute and thus inspire aggression. Is healthy.
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Dec 21, 2020 14:25
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Make them have holiday pictures taken Need one holding the elf on the shelf in their mouth. A successful hunt.
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Dec 21, 2020 14:54
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1. I tell my cats that they're very ugly and that we need to get rid of them all while petting them. They don't seem to care. 2. I stick my finger in the cat's mouth when they yawn. 3. my one cat likes to be tossed from the bedroom doorway onto the bed. I'll toss him onto the bed and he'll run back waiting for me to pick him up and do it again. 4. For the same cat as above I'll turn taps on for him so he can drink water. Poose and Smips are good friends to each other. 
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Dec 21, 2020 16:21
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I jack off my cat
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Dec 21, 2020 16:22
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whichever dog groomer invented putting a bandana around the dogs neck is a genius
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