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cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Boys, there is no shame in playing with what God has graciously given us all: the prostate.

This is the thread where we share tactics, methods, positions, toys and lubricans for everything butt.

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cum
Sep 18, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
[AFFILIATE LINK]

Excellent toy. Gets all the nooks and crannies worked well. Highly recommended.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Dec 21, 2020

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Authoritarian chicks give the best pro-state massages

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

cum posted:

[AFFILIATE LINK]
(Redacted)
Excellent toy. Gets all the nooks and crannies worked well. Highly recommended.

Lol, just lol at anyone who buys the item via this link then ends up thinking of cum every time they fill their butthole with it.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

cum posted:

all the nooks and crannies

I was not aware the human colon had these/

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Girls don't have prostates but everyone wants to cram stuff in their butts all the time anyway

PATRIARCHY :argh:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

cum posted:

[AFFILIATE LINK] https://www.amazon.com/Rechargeable-Stimulator-Massaging-Skin-Friendly-Dispatched/dp/B08JYY63KW/r

Excellent toy. Gets all the nooks and crannies worked well. Highly recommended.

Amazon posted:

Long press the power button to activate.Clean before and after every use,keep out of children and avoid heating.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i dont know if that was actually an affiliate link since i'm on mobile so i guess play stupid games, win stupid prizes op.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2G1ego0Gn4

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Prostate? I'm more of a casualstate:gay:

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Dang didn't know Beethoven was so thicc

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

MakaVillian posted:

Dang didn't know Beethoven was so thicc

Baethoven

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
OP please let me know how I can market my sweaty butthole to the masses.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Colonel Cancer posted:

Prostate? I'm more of a casualstate:gay:
https://i.imgur.com/6JOW9Q6.mp4

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

But I poop from there

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

titty_baby_ posted:

But I poop from there

think about how much bigger your plops could be if you stretch your butthole.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
2020 and not doing assplay? What the gently caress is up with that?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I;m thinking about thos butts.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Twitter's Cranny lives in my butt, and in others'? What

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Butthoven is still stupid whatever. :jerkbag:

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
OP your link is broken

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I refuse to do assplay not because I don't want to but because the world doesn't deserve my perfect anus

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
I don’t know why god made butt sex so good, but I’m glad for it

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I know what'll really get GBS riled up, a thread about butt stuff :twisted:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Nutt nutt in the butt

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
What I wanna know is what the heck the evolutionary advantage is to the prostate being receptive to physical stimulation. Like it sure doesn't promote reproduction.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
one time I had to rip a choice rear end fart in the shower so I hauled a leg up and fingered my rear end hole to make it squeak and sputter like a deflating balloon

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I attended a butt play once. Minimal staging, but very strong cast.

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

Fanelien posted:

think about how much bigger your plops could be if you stretch your butthole.

so you could for instance, within your rectum, carry to term and then eject a turd the size of a pineapple? That big ol' poop sounds mighty funny

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

SubnormalityStairs posted:

What I wanna know is what the heck the evolutionary advantage is to the prostate being receptive to physical stimulation. Like it sure doesn't promote reproduction.

it's to give gay dudes that extra edge

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

An ex once put her finger into my manly, manly rear end, since we both thought it would be this great, semi spiritual act of love and passion that would result in a mind shattering orgasm for me. What it was in the end, was us both silently looking at each other for a few seconds while her finger was knuckle deep in my nether rift, before we said it propably wasn't for us and stopped.

This was "Butt play, maybe not for everybody" , thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

SubnormalityStairs posted:

What I wanna know is what the heck the evolutionary advantage is to the prostate being receptive to physical stimulation. Like it sure doesn't promote reproduction.

Probably a happy leftover from somewhere in our distant evolutionary past. Some evolutionary traits are neither useful or harmful so they get passed along with everything else.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Butt play?



I take it quite seriously.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The prostate sycks all the poop out your butthole and is like a poop balloon

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Social pressures in ancient greece selected for boys that liked it in the butt, and the rest is history

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Son of Rodney posted:

An ex once put her finger into my manly, manly rear end, since we both thought it would be this great, semi spiritual act of love and passion that would result in a mind shattering orgasm for me. What it was in the end, was us both silently looking at each other for a few seconds while her finger was knuckle deep in my nether rift, before we said it propably wasn't for us and stopped.

This was "Butt play, maybe not for everybody" , thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

wtf is a single finger supposed to do. that's like stroking your dick 2 times and deciding that jerking off isn't for you

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

poverty goat posted:

Social pressures in ancient greece selected for boys that liked it in the butt, and the rest is history

Truel the ancient ways have much to teach us in our modern degenerate times 😔

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Literal Nazi Furry posted:

wtf is a single finger supposed to do. that's like stroking your dick 2 times and deciding that jerking off isn't for you

Imagine getting one toothy blowjob and deciding you don't like head

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Teach me your butt fuckery ways oh wise people of the internet, I'm still interested in the lost art of buggery

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Start with a kiss and then she puts her whole hand in your rear end

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