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NoneMoreNegative posted:Thats V2.
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Chris Knight posted:no wireless
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lotta good posts to eq itt
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rotor posted:lotta good posts to eq itt rotor effortlessly claims the quad
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pram posted:FEH. ill wait for the surface/zune car, thank you very much 
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Thats V2.
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lol
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looking forward to crash tests revealing that the lomarf car bends with normal use
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:looking forward to crash tests revealing that the lomarf car bends with normal use one of the wheels will be lower than the others so that when you push down on one corner the other pops up.
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car breaks when rained on, the ghost of steve jobs tells you that it's a professional grade car and should be treated as such and not driven in the rain
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the windows car would be more accurate if every panel was a different color, one of the tires was a donut spare, had sloppily attached, mismatched neon ground effects and concrete blocks in the back for
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and the apple car would be more accurate if it was this 
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The_Franz posted:the windows car would be more accurate if every panel was a different color, one of the tires was a donut spare, had sloppily attached, mismatched neon ground effects and concrete blocks in the back for looks like a modern car but you pop the hood and there's a horse and carriage inside there, with parts connecting the steering wheel and pedals to the reins and whip, and the horse is on a treadmill that powers the wheels
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lomarf car comes preloaded with support for the most used 100 roads in america, then when lomarf car 3g is released, users can add additional, third party roads from the road store
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Plank Walker posted:looks like a modern car but you pop the hood and there's a horse and carriage inside there, with parts connecting the steering wheel and pedals to the reins and whip, and the horse is on a treadmill that powers the wheels you gotta respect microsofts devotion to backwards compatibility though
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q: why are apple cars the fastest? a: they're coded in swift 
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:q: why are apple cars the fastest? I have an extremely yospos story about this that I can’t tell for at least a few more years
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l ron musk is already talking poo poo https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1341485211209637889
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infernal machines posted:l ron musk is already talking poo poo 1/10 of current value is still overpaying by like 2000% so i see why timb would do that.
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timb: so, do they have a full factory going for production? lackey: they have a tent. timb: lomarf!
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Thats V2.
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infernal machines posted:l ron musk is already talking poo poo i stopped following the elon threads a long time ago. good to see he’s as dumb as ever
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Chris Knight posted:timb: so, do they have a full factory going for production?
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tim turning down tesla has very big healthcare company not investing in theranos vibes edit: not to say its a cardboard and light effects company per se but that if apple wanted to buy a car company theyd just buy a car company not a startup with factory problems
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the silicon valley cinematic universe is heating up
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if Saab were still around and pre-GM conglomeration, that's who Apple would team with for the lomarf car
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carry on then posted:the silicon valley cinematic universe is heating up
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sorry but please explain how the word apple became lomarf other than that time that smythe said it 5 years ago
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did somebody say lomarf?
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SpaceAceJase posted:sorry but please explain how the word apple became lomarf other than that time that smythe said it 5 years ago apple is lomarf. everybody knows this.
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SpaceAceJase posted:sorry but please explain how the word apple became lomarf other than that time that smythe said it 5 years ago its just lomarf car not apple
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looking forward to accidentally discovering that swiping three fingers on the steering wheel makes the car flip a u turn
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:looking forward to accidentally discovering that swiping three fingers on the steering wheel makes the car flip a u turn you mean the Touch Bar
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the lomarf car only has one pedal and you press lightly to accelerate and press hard to brake
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its also a software pedal
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Shaggar posted:the lomarf car only has one pedal and you press lightly to accelerate and press hard to brake
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LOL “structural battery” 🤦♂️
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Shaggar posted:the lomarf car only has one pedal and you press lightly to accelerate and press hard to brake but it has a cool force feedback vibration when you brake
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Shaggar posted:the lomarf car only has one pedal and you press lightly to accelerate and press hard to brake japan has a really bad problem with 90 year old grandmas driving into storefronts and this is literally their solution. you can buy your mom a Senior Car now that will do brake if you go above half throttle.
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SpaceAceJase posted:sorry but please explain how the word apple became lomarf other than that time that smythe said it 5 years ago apple had a shell company to keep their car secret and the company was called lomarf
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