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Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
Basketball, baby! Let's go!

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Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
I feel you all are not appreciating the return of slams and jams

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I still say Sabonis looks like Dycedarg from FFT.



LMFAO

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

Athanatos posted:

Adam Silver should have specified. Harden clearly isn't at The COVID Booty & Strip Club, he was at Dreams Houston. Doesn't have Covid in the name Silver. Lawyered.

I've always wanted to visit Dreams Houston, I've heard the strippers there do make dreams come true.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

a new study bible! posted:

Its also safe to assume that Harden isn't the only NBA player making excursions like that regularly.

Shouts out to Lemon Pepper Lou

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

a new study bible! posted:

I hear that Tampa is where they make all the porno.

Is that where they do it? Is that why Tom Brady moved there?

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

Dexo posted:

Joker, Harden and Murray would be loving sensational.

There's no way they keep murray in that scenario. Is there?

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
I've been to a few denver titty joints and I think Harden will be pleased

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

WhyteRyce posted:

Jokic and Harden the dough photos will be lit

Fat man basketball at it's finest.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
Jokic, Harden and Doncic. Now that's an incredible fat guy core.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

kingcobweb posted:

So you’re saying he’s better at every aspect other than the defining trait of Jokic, which allows them to build the team around him

Anyway, I’ve seen a lot of those “Harden to Denver” rumors and I don’t believe at all that he would agree to be traded there, nor that Denver would make the best offer for him, nor that Denver would become that much better by replacing 40% of their possessions with “stand around and let Harden go one on one.” They would probably give up MPJ, key role players, AND three firsts for a guy that would be very difficult to keep on the team for more than two years. I’d assume why even the headline mentions that Denver wants nothing to do with that trade

Harden would probably average 40 pts per game if he was receiving passes from Big Honey. He would fit in just fine

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

R.D. Mangles posted:

the only way jokic would touch the ball would be if he went up to harden and physically took it from him

So you're saying we can't enjoy those moments?

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

kingcobweb posted:

Remember that year the Michael Carter Williams sixers started 3-0? The first week of the season is an absolutely magical time

Stop reminding Philly fans of this terrible era.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
Good point, I forgot about Benjamin Simmons

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

I have an Allen Iverson nuggets jersey, does that make me cool?

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

kingcobweb posted:

In protest of this I’m posting about nothing other than whether Jokic is a PG starting now

Don't you dare!

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
He's a point center and I won't hear anymore of this point guard talk

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

Dejan Bimble posted:

Watching real life regular season basketball makes me feel warm inside

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

WhyteRyce posted:

I feel like LeBron is maybe 2 years out from selling candles and bags to his friends and neighbors

Are you seriously trying to spoil the plot of space jam 2 right now dude?

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

G-Hawk posted:

as a general james harden apologist, going to a strip club during a pandemic and possibly exposing your entire team to covid because of that is frankly, not ideal

Sure, but on the other hand: beautiful women getting naked

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
Oof that last sentence in the description gave me some Epstein vibes. They might want to rethink their advertising.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

WhyteRyce posted:

I'm ok with the Kings becoming the 1-2-3 Kid of cheap wins into relevance

Didn't the fans actually hate him and not in a heel heat kind of way or was that after he became XPAC?

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
Murray has always been inconsistent in the regular season and then goes supernova in the playoffs.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
Porter Jr played awesome despite not playing in the first half cause of fouls

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

Lmao

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

Maybe if he was playing with a better PG he wouldn't have to go all hero ball

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
One of Sam Morrill's insane Knicks predictions is actually becoming true?

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
He once said Julius Randle would make an all NBA team

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
The Lakers defense does not look very good, that might be difference for the Clippers in the playoffs unless they swing a trade midseason. Because I don't think the Nuggets will be making it back to the WCF this year.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/FirstTake/status/1342506961116528641

mmmm anyone hear that?

Lebron literally has like a eidetic memory . Like dude can pretty much remember any sequence from game's he played. He and Luka also had similar assist numbers as rookies.

As if literally the scouting report on Lebron from high school wasn't that he was an insanely smart basketball player who made people better. Who's literal knock for his early career was that he passed too much. And didn't "takeover" games.

Luka will never defend anywhere near the level LeBron has done his entire career.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
The biggest difference is at PG and C for them though. Schroeder can't defend a lick and Marc Gasol seems like he's unable to move at all anymore.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
But maybe their improved offense will make up the difference

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

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MourningView posted:

pg defense doesn't really matter and rondo hasn't been a great defender in like a decade anyway

Gasol was still really good on defense last year despite being slow

He's looked demonstrably more slow already though, not a good sign.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

AggressivelyStupid posted:

there's a long and storied Cavs <-> Lakers pipeline, join us

Lord knows the Lakers front office can't draft.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Yeah they drafted him for defense and for the flashes he's shown on the other side. His handle and jumper in preseason were better than expected, SAS draft nerds said he was good, all things considered I'm pleased and hope he keeps it up.

https://twitter.com/ComplexSports/status/1342978481064435718?s=19

Didn't Steve Nash release a like 40 minute workout vid where he didn't miss for longer than that.

Seeing all the Steph coverage while he and his team stink it up has been incredibly funny, it's over ESPN you can give it up.

Under Armor spends way too much money on ESPN for them to not cover their poster boy constantly. A shame he will miss the playoffs again.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care
Lol they just maxxed him too. The optics are very poor.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

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Lockback posted:

I'd rather be 2-1 having just lost by 51 than be 1-2 having just won by 51 though.

I don't think it would be as big of a deal but PG can't quit saying dumb poo poo to the media so it looks much worse.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

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Declan MacManus posted:

i gotta imagine kawhi's gonna bail after this season

Mark Cuban? Do your thing.

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

euphronius posted:

Luka and KL would be incredible

I meant the "we were THIS close to signing him" thing

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Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

Dejan Bimble posted:

It sounds like he was afraid someone was going to rob him. 18 pounds of weed is a pretty big charge. That's awfully nice of his girlfriend to take for him.

Good thing he very publicly cheated on her a few short months later

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