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I'm gonna let him continue to use the spare room for all his junk and he takes money off my rent
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I bought him a nice piece of yellowfin tuna belly.
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before i bought my house i lived in one of those apartment complexes run by a faceless real estate holding company i tipped the dude who worked at the leasing office though. i tipped him off to the fact that i wasnt going to be living there and then he got all pissy and said he had to do a walkthrough and hed mark what was damaged out of the deposit. then quarantine happened and i left the key in the envelope saying i had covid but he was free to check out my apartment like anytime i dont think he did because he gave me my full deposit back lol
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Dec 23, 2020 07:19
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My property management company sent me the lease renewal offer and raised the rent by 10%. I pointed out that I've never missed rent and we've been model tenants and the market doesn't support that much of a raise and they've never done anything even close to that, and they knocked $20 off. I think we're moving out, but I gotta call my buddy Mao first.
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At first I thought this was a serious Three Olives thread, though someone told me he's reformedsome from his old ways.ClamdestineBoyster posted:What kind of stupid jerk tips their landlord? Yeah, and the poll is skewed because there's no "tipped 0%" option. OP, fellow traveller of LANDMONSTERS.
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Dec 23, 2020 07:23
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my mortgage sits at around 2.2% interest so I guess that's my tip i'll be my own landlord in 2037 if i'm not dead by then
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Dec 23, 2020 07:58
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Whatever tribute they demand. They're not my landpeer.
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Dec 23, 2020 08:03
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/\ actually, a peer is a type of lord. :goonface: Regarding the RIDICULOUS poll, 10% of what? Monthly? Yearly? How am I supposed to answer this poo poo?
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Dec 23, 2020 08:14
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I may leave the good copper in the walls and, if he’s very nice, I won’t smear my own feces on the walls before I vacate
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Dec 23, 2020 08:34
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they're not my land EQUAL angryface
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Dec 23, 2020 08:35
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spouse posted:My property management company sent me the lease renewal offer and raised the rent by 10%. I pointed out that I've never missed rent and we've been model tenants and the market doesn't support that much of a raise and they've never done anything even close to that, and they knocked $20 off. lmbo that's exactly why they're raising your rents by 10%. They figure you've been there long enough you're too lazy to move and because you haven't missed rent that means you're rich, and so they think they can take you to the cleaners. but yeah ring the mao hotline first
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Dec 23, 2020 08:47
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My landlord is pretty good about not raising rent and fixing things extremely quickly and packed all the poo poo he keeps on the property in one preagreed location and donated a few hundred bucks worth of lumber for my charity project. So I'll probably tip him off and hide him in the basement when the revolution comes.
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Dec 23, 2020 18:19
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My last place tried raising the rent $50/mo with like a month's notice, I tipped them off to that being illegal as gently caress, and by the time the amended "sorry, the rent increase will be in 6 months actually" notice came around, I'd already given them my notice I was leaving. Neighbourhood sucked anyway, I was only living there because it was close to the job I didn't have anymore. Joke ended up being on me, I had to move during the beginning of the pandemic. Got a sweet discount on my current place that they probably won't offer me again because they know I won't want to move during the pandemic again.
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Dec 23, 2020 18:38
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I'm going to poop in the elevator and call them on christmas morning and complain about the poop in the elevator. I hope they put me on speaker phone and I ruin their family's christmas with my psycho meltdown
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Dec 23, 2020 20:03
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I'm more of a gift giver.
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Dec 23, 2020 20:08
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i live in one of those gigantic complexes so my landlord is an ever changing cadre of managers none of whom have ever talked to me in 3 years op
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Dec 23, 2020 20:38
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Does anyone tip their mail carrier in December? I thought about doing that for the first time but it raises questions. I have USPS, UPS, FedEx, and Amazon trucks that come by. Do I tip them all or just usps?
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Dec 23, 2020 20:53
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LuckyCat posted:Does anyone tip their mail carrier in December? I thought about doing that for the first time but it raises questions. I have USPS, UPS, FedEx, and Amazon trucks that come by. Do I tip them all or just usps? I work for Fedex and we're not "allowed" to take tips or gifts but given the complete shitshow we've dealt with for the last 8 months, it might be nice to leave out some snacks or drinks or something. Also yes tip them all because they're all dealing with the same poo poo.
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Dec 23, 2020 20:55
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TheAardvark posted:i live in one of those gigantic complexes so my landlord is an ever changing cadre of managers none of whom have ever talked to me in 3 years op "That's the third building manager to go missing in two years. Weird."
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Dec 23, 2020 21:08
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This tip: 
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Dec 23, 2020 21:09
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Tip your amazon driver a pitchfork.
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Dec 23, 2020 21:09
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A Fancy Hat posted:I work for Fedex and we're not "allowed" to take tips or gifts but given the complete shitshow we've dealt with for the last 8 months, it might be nice to leave out some snacks or drinks or something. Well, I set the money out by my door so I wouldn't forget, and then remembered my house has COVID so I'm gonna go ahead and save the tipping until January.
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Dec 23, 2020 21:18
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A gobby
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BigBadSteve posted:Yeah, and the poll is skewed because there's no "tipped 0%" option. This. I can't imagine tipping my landlord for any reason. MAYBE I'd tip the super, if he donated an organ to me or something.
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Dec 23, 2020 21:28
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i remember my parents giving christmas gifts, usually foods of various kinds, to their super
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Dec 23, 2020 21:37
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Love the buried lede. Can someone remember to save a spot on the wall for this chick, preferably next to their family.
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Outrail posted:Love the buried lede. Pfft, like landlords are important enough to get the wall. They get the field and a mass grave and can be happy were not charging them rent for the space. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 23, 2020 22:28
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Vince MechMahon posted:Pfft, like landlords are important enough to get the wall. They get the field and a mass grave and can be happy were not charging them rent for the space. dang thats edgy
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Dec 23, 2020 22:30
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FatCow posted:I'm more of a gift giver.
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Methanar posted:dang thats edgy Go tongue your landlords rear end if it bothers you so much.
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Vince MechMahon posted:Go tongue your landlords rear end if it bothers you so much. how would that help
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Methanar posted:dang thats edgy No, they get the blunt shovel.
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Every landlord should get the tip of a guillotine for Christmas, god bless
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LuckyCat posted:Does anyone tip their mail carrier in December? I thought about doing that for the first time but it raises questions. I have USPS, UPS, FedEx, and Amazon trucks that come by. Do I tip them all or just usps? I certainly did this year. I don't know when our regular post lady last had a day off as she was even delivering post on Sunday and looks completely shattered all the time.
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:how would that help Might make you feel better.
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I rent out a house to a nice young couple and while I enjoy them building equity for me, I'm thinking about getting out of the whole arrangement though because if I took all that house equity and instead put it into TSLA I'd make more money. Most of the money made being a landlord is property appreciation and its not just happening for me. I recently refinanced the mortgage on the house to take advantage of the rock-bottom interest rates. I only charge them 350% the mortgage's new interest payment which I think its a fair deal for them in not having to supply a full house down payment and being able to leave on a dime without dealing with the hassle of having to sell the house if they owned it. It's kind of irritating to have to regularly check the property to make sure it's not being wrecked and going through all the trouble of getting paid in cash. The property taxes are killing me too.
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Methanar posted:I rent out a house to a nice young couple and while I enjoy them building equity for me, I'm thinking about getting out of the whole arrangement though because if I took all that house equity and instead put it into TSLA I'd make more money. Most of the money made being a landlord is property appreciation and its not just happening for me. ah, there it is
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Here's a tip for all the landlords and ladies out there: Eat poo poo!
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Vince MechMahon posted:Might make you feel better. Methanar posted:I rent out a house to a nice young couple and while I enjoy them building equity for me, I'm thinking about getting out of the whole arrangement though because if I took all that house equity and instead put it into TSLA I'd make more money. Most of the money made being a landlord is property appreciation and its not just happening for me. he's his own landlord, so really he'd be sucking the poo poo straight out of his own rear end in a top hat which feels p good
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