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Now, I know that Lifesavers come in many varieties. There are mints of various types. There's even butterscotch lifesavers if you're into that freak-nasty poo poo. But in original, hard lifesavers, there is the rarest gem of them all, the white 'pineapple' lifesaver. Anyone who's made or done anything with their life on this stupid gently caress of a planet will tell you that this rarest beast is the best of all the 'savers. Now I want it explained to me, explicitly, why it was NOT included in the list of flavors of 'Lifesavers Gummies' candy, which, frankly, are otherwise excellent. Having both wonderfully soft gummy texture and very matching flavors to their original counterparts. It's a good candy, and you should try it if you haven't. However, the lack of pineapple enrages me to no end and I spend days thrashing about in a delirium destroying my own home and others, ranting about this issue as I set fire to nearby wood lots.
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I organized this lack just to spite you.
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Dec 22, 2020 13:04
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The pineapple chemicals refuse to be gummy. They have standards.
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Dec 22, 2020 13:11
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Try lifesavers gummy collisions, there’s a pineapple punch. Admittedly, it’s not pineapple in its purest form, but it’s better than nothing.
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Dec 22, 2020 13:21
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yeah im pretty pissed about it too op
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Dec 22, 2020 13:55
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For a tasty treat put pineapple life savers on your pizza
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Dec 22, 2020 14:06
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Are these the ones that make you poo poo constantly
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Dec 22, 2020 14:17
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Are these the ones that make you poo poo constantly i dont need candy to make me poo poo constantly
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Dec 22, 2020 14:18
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Me making GBS threads uncontrollably has NOTHING to do with gummy lifesavers brand candy not including white pineapple flavor in their selection and I'll not take further questions on this.
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Dec 22, 2020 14:26
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Just because I eat enough of them to fill my toilet with runny black stool, blood, and cum does NOT mean I don't want sincere answers NOW
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Dec 22, 2020 14:27
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Well here I was in a perfectly fine mood but now I am really loving RILED UP ABOUT THEM LIFESAVERS. Just thinking about the fact that I could have the wonderful flavor of pineapple in a gummy form so’s I don’t cut my mouth all up but BIG CANDY won’t allow it to be so.
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Dec 22, 2020 16:32
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Seriously hootin and hollerin over here now.
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Dec 22, 2020 16:33
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No we do not gotta talk about this OP.
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Dec 22, 2020 16:34
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The pineapple lifesavers aren't any rarer than the other ones, your little brother was probably just stealing them all
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Dec 22, 2020 16:43
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goatface posted:The pineapple chemicals refuse to be gummy. They have standards. its this op. the chemical for fake pineapple and the chemical for Gummy react to form Poop molecules. It's a tragedy but what can you do. Topic locked.
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Dec 22, 2020 16:44
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I think gummy is the real division between Gen X and Gen Y. I grew up eating candy bars and while we did have some gooey crap it was solid American gooey crap like circus peanuts and orange slices. When I got to high school all the younger kids were eating this stuff that glowed in the dark and tasted like rubber erasers.
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Dec 22, 2020 16:53
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I feel you OP, one of my favorite candies ever are Sunkist Fruit Gems. The best flavor amongst them were the green lime ones. But a few years ago they updated the lineup, and my beloved green lime was replaced with a foul Blue blueberry. The tanniny bitterness of them was reflected in my soul at this heinous change.
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Dec 22, 2020 17:29
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Haribo gold bears are the best pineapple gummy candy but the green is unfortunately apple instead of lime What I really miss are the Christmas “books” of lifesavers that had like 12 different flavors with maybe one duplicate. Then they got lovely and low effort and stopped putting any good flavors in and by the end it was just a bunch of the original rolls 
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Dec 22, 2020 17:51
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I'm pretty sure the white ones tasted like poo poo that's my recollection
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Dec 22, 2020 18:34
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Have a Reese's peanut butter cup and cheer up
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Dec 22, 2020 18:35
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Can you even get a tube of lifesavers anymore? Pineapple was good af. The jolly rancher gummies are chronic man. Like the flavor mashup ones. Holy moly. 
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Dec 22, 2020 18:49
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Spinz posted:I'm pretty sure the white ones tasted like poo poo that's my recollection Spinz posted:Have a Reese's peanut butter cup and cheer up 
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Dec 22, 2020 18:58
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Finally, somebody with the courage and character to stand up to the Wrigley division of Mars, Incorporated. I'm with you 100%
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Dec 22, 2020 19:41
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Sorry that you're pineable to get your candy's op
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Dec 22, 2020 19:45
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I think I prefer foam over gummy tbh
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Dec 22, 2020 19:59
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Could go for some gummies right now tbh
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Dec 22, 2020 20:06
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tropical lifesavers kicked rear end and now they dont make them anymore, also they changed lime to watermelon, in short gently caress you lifesavers
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Dec 22, 2020 20:20
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Life hack: You can use gummy Life Savers as an impromptu cock ring
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Dec 22, 2020 20:36
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Life hack: You can use gummy Life Savers as an impromptu cock ring Wait, they have another purpose besides cock ring?
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Dec 22, 2020 20:41
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Wedding proposals. If you get refused you still have a tasty treat.
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Dec 22, 2020 20:43
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I'm concerned that the gummy Lifesavers, due to their flexible shape, will fail to maintain their structural integrity and unlike the hard version, will not save your life if you choke on one. Has the Lifesavers corporation ever addressed this?
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Dec 22, 2020 21:00
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Sucrose posted:I'm concerned that the gummy Lifesavers, due to their flexible shape, will fail to maintain their structural integrity and unlike the hard version, will not save your life if you choke on one. Has the Lifesavers corporation ever addressed this? no. they all choked to death on their terribly unsafe product
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Dec 22, 2020 21:55
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It is due to the croc 2 tie-in, croc was deathly allergic to pineapple.
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Dec 22, 2020 23:14
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Is that in the lore book or were there hints in the game?
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Dec 22, 2020 23:15
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The gummy Lifesavers used to come wrapped in a little plastic tray but now they come all loose in a bag and I’M PISSED
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Dec 22, 2020 23:28
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If you choke on a gummi lifesaver you’re hosed but if one gets stuck in your rectum it’s ok, the poop will go right through it like another sphincter.
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Dec 23, 2020 00:04
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op I just tried sour lifesavers gummies. honestly a very solid showing and I’d put them in the top tier of sour candy. no pineapple, tho
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Jan 4, 2021 16:29
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Thank you for sharing this information. I too have had these and enjoyed them. IN GENERAL LifeSavers Brand Gummy Candies get a passing and recommended with reservations grade with the caveat that there's no loving pineapple which remains an affront to God and Man. Barring that, consume them.
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Jan 4, 2021 16:45
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doesnt make a spark when you bite it: not a real lifesavers
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Big Beef City posted:Now, I know that Lifesavers come in many varieties. I put pineapple savers on pizza
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