Listen, we gotta talk about Lifesavers Gummy candy

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

It's because if you are eating gummy lifesavers you don't deserve pineapple flavor OP.

# ? Jan 4, 2021 17:38

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

It's because if you are eating gummy lifesavers you don't deserve pineapple flavor OP.

suck my drat gummy you frumpy hard candy bittch

# ? Jan 4, 2021 17:47

GetDunked: Dec 16, 2011; respectfully

HOMO ERECTUS posted:

Wait, they have another purpose besides cock ring?

do they come in a smaller size. asking for a friend

# ? Jan 4, 2021 17:49

Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

Lifesaver gummies? lets talk about lifesaver cummies

# ? Jan 4, 2021 18:10

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

gently caress, original lifesavers are so loving good. I need to go buy some of them.Hope you are getting paid for this OP

# ? Jan 4, 2021 19:21

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

1redflag posted:

gently caress, original lifesavers are so loving good. I need to go buy some of them.Hope you are getting paid for this OP

well the gummies have the exact same flavors as the original hard candies so give 'em a whirl! And yes I'm being paid 1 (one) saver per purchase that is confirmed as a result of this thread.

# ? Jan 4, 2021 19:26

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

Paul Zuvella posted:

Lifesaver gummies? lets talk about lifesaver cummies

I;m listening op

# ? Jan 4, 2021 23:43

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Big Beef City posted:

well the gummies have the exact same flavors as the original hard candies so give 'em a whirl! And yes I'm being paid 1 (one) saver per purchase that is confirmed as a result of this thread.

I hope they pay you in the white pineapple ones

# ? Jan 4, 2021 23:50

Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

Big Beef City posted:

Now, I know that Lifesavers come in many varieties.
There are mints of various types.
There's even butterscotch lifesavers if you're into that freak-nasty poo poo.
But in original, hard lifesavers, there is the rarest gem of them all, the white 'pineapple' lifesaver.

Anyone who's made or done anything with their life on this stupid gently caress of a planet will tell you that this rarest beast is the best of all the 'savers.

Now I want it explained to me, explicitly, why it was NOT included in the list of flavors of 'Lifesavers Gummies' candy, which, frankly, are otherwise excellent. Having both wonderfully soft gummy texture and very matching flavors to their original counterparts. It's a good candy, and you should try it if you haven't. However, the lack of pineapple enrages me to no end and I spend days thrashing about in a delirium destroying my own home and others, ranting about this issue as I set fire to nearby wood lots.

The Pineapple one is second, maybe third. Everyone knows Cherry is the best flavor.

In any candy.

# ? Jan 5, 2021 05:34