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cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Pennywise the Frown posted:

:agreed:

It's bullshit. It's like $1 per wing at the cheapest. And wings are one of the cheapest cuts of meat.

The only reason "wings" exist at all is because chicken wings were the cheapest cut of the chicken and would generally just be discarded or processed into animal feed. Once Buffalo wings became a thing, they became a marketable commodity (like chicken feet for Chinese export) and price rose with demand.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

cult_hero posted:

and price rose with demand.


Truly :911:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

They should genetically modify a chicken so that it has like 6 pairs of wings.

Also it constantly makes a noise that sounds just like an old man screaming in agony.
It's not actually IN any pain it just never stops making that noise, even while it sleeps

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
The perfect chicken is an orb containing all the requisite mammal parts to just grow, surrounded by as many wings, thighs, and legs as geometrically possible. The body being a minimized orb would probably meet your noise making requirement while we were at it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
No, that's inefficient. It should be like a millipede only with wings instead of legs. Force grown upside down in a cage.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
apparently wing tips are now going to China, too.

but yeah, it's like flank steak: someone influential shows how to cook it, it becomes popular, the price becomes commensurate

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



goatface posted:

No, that's inefficient. It should be like a millipede only with wings instead of legs. Force grown upside down in a cage.

and only the drumette portion

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

zedprime posted:

The perfect chicken is an orb containing all the requisite mammal parts to just grow, surrounded by as many wings, thighs, and legs as geometrically possible. The body being a minimized orb would probably meet your noise making requirement while we were at it.

Mammal what lol

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Empty Sandwich posted:

apparently wing tips are now going to China, too.

but yeah, it's like flank steak: someone influential shows how to cook it, it becomes popular, the price becomes commensurate

I'll keep eating my chicken hearts and gizzards and beef tongue, prices will stay steady on those.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Cloks posted:

I'll keep eating my chicken hearts and gizzards and beef tongue, prices will stay steady on those.

beef hearts are holding steady at $2.50/lb if you want to branch out a little

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

One time I ate Ike's Wings at Pok Pok in Portland and that poo poo had me seeing the lord almighty. It's fried fish sauce wings. Ridiculous.

https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/ikes-vietnamese-fish-sauce-wings



My wife and I have been trying to replicate these wings for almost 10 years. We have failed. I’m pretty sure we’ve tried that recipe and it just isn’t the same.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Empty Sandwich posted:

beef hearts are holding steady at $2.50/lb if you want to branch out a little

what am i, an animule?

duddits
Dec 22, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

They should genetically modify a chicken so that it has like 6 pairs of wings.

Also it constantly makes a noise that sounds just like an old man screaming in agony.
It's not actually IN any pain it just never stops making that noise, even while it sleeps

I'm wishing science had the authority to pull a stunt like this. All scientific advancements should have to come with a punishment to offset mans hubris.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The single thing I'm looking forward to most now that I've gotten both my 5G shots is going to the local sports bar for their bigass chicken wings drenched in sauce. I have missed them dearly.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Kaddish posted:

My wife and I have been trying to replicate these wings for almost 10 years. We have failed. I’m pretty sure we’ve tried that recipe and it just isn’t the same.

Maybe the wings were really the friends we made along the way.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Kaddish posted:

My wife and I have been trying to replicate these wings for almost 10 years. We have failed. I’m pretty sure we’ve tried that recipe and it just isn’t the same.

The secret is probably not changing the oil for frying as much as they should. It adds flavor

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I wonder if I can use the air fryer on that recipe

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
You want crispy baked wings? Shitloads of baking powder. No idea how that works but it gets them so crispy.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The single thing I'm looking forward to most now that I've gotten both my 5G shots is going to the local sports bar for their bigass chicken wings drenched in sauce. I have missed them dearly.

:hellyeah:

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



uber_stoat posted:

i remember these ugly things being present at all our Christmas gatherings when i was a kid.



My mom still makes these a few times a year and they're delicious.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Big Beef City posted:

They should genetically modify a chicken so that it has like 6 pairs of wings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FoaomccQJY

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

cult_hero posted:

The only reason "wings" exist at all is because chicken wings were the cheapest cut of the chicken and would generally just be discarded or processed into animal feed. Once Buffalo wings became a thing, they became a marketable commodity (like chicken feet for Chinese export) and price rose with demand.

Indeed, wings are trash food for chumps.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006
How does the thread feel about dogs?

E:

steinrokkan posted:

Indeed, wings are trash food for chumps.

You need to get the gently caress out of this thread, every 3 pages you cause a stupid loving derail.

spookykid fucked around with this message at 09:59 on Apr 13, 2021

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006
That was too harsh, if it was a good derail, I'd think "meh, good add", but yours are just driveby garbage.

up your game.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's a bad opinion don't feel bad

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
It's not just a terrible opinion but it's delivered in an unconstructive and unfunny way.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Outrail posted:

You want crispy baked wings? Shitloads of baking powder. No idea how that works but it gets them so crispy.

This works great BUT you have to get the non aluminum baking powder or your wings will taste like metal

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHP83vJ8Wr4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz-bFn5tH7E


Turbo america

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

spookykid posted:

How does the thread feel about dogs?


Like hot dogs, or the furry kind?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

never fails to make me chuckle darkly when i remember the heart attack grill has had a series of fat guy mascots that they keep having to replace because they all die of heart attacks.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
They have body bags instead of doggy bags which is cute but they make you put your leftovers in the ground??

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Hello, my name is Accretionist and I used be a Wing Nibbler.

But then I learned there was better way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRcOY-PvOC8&t=30s



steinrokkan posted:

Indeed, wings are trash food for chumps.

You are a bad man!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
the best way to eat wing flats is to put the whole thing in your mouth and pull out two perfectly clean bones

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

the best way to eat wing flats is to put the whole thing in your mouth and pull out two perfectly clean bones

Ok i did but I got three bones?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Aardvark! posted:

the best way to eat wing flats is to put the whole thing in your mouth and pull out two perfectly clean bones

yeah, wing pro mode is when you just jam it in your mouth and pull out the bones like you're a cartoon cat eating a whole fish.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Eat the bones you cowards.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I know other places do this, but the Sierra Nevada brewery restaurant frenches* all of the wings, viz:



(no idea while it's all drumettes in that pic... the flats are treated the same way, iirc)

it seems an incredibly fussy preparation for a bar food that's still impossible to eat without looking like a sloppy doofus

*heh

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
My girlfriend made wings in the air fryer last night. Cajun style with extra hot red pepper, garlic and a bit of feta topper, holy gently caress they were so good. Funny since I can't even remember the last time she made those, if she ever has

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
is frenching where you make chicken lollipops by like pulling the meat inside out? hosed up

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