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Pennywise the Frown posted:When I think cruise ships, I don't think America. But it's all designed to cater to the worst of America, those who fear the foreign, crave the familiar, demand excess, and love to be able to show others that they are better. Cruise ships are the microcosm of Americana distilled, with a little bit of norovirus to show what it really all amounts to....
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Outrail posted:Brits just go to Spain and other Europeans visit other eurotrash's colonies for a laugh. Pretty sure looking at the super lux boats in europe I could see a lot of super tan old dudes hanging dong from the shore but I guess they could have been floridians
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Pretty sure looking at the super lux boats in europe I could see a lot of super tan old dudes hanging dong from the shore but I guess they could have been floridians I'm just spitballing, and yeah it would make more sense that the super rich euros just hang around on their boats looking like naked gremlinesque sex offenders. Similar to most other countries.
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Aardvark! posted:that place in Idaho Springs is the only place I've ever seen honey with pizza it's a mountain west thing if not everywhere, it's a thing in Colorado too. Beau Jo's being the best example, they call it a mountain pie.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:When I think cruise ships, I don't think America. Most of their real headquarters are in Florida. There is the nationality of the company, where the actual poo poo is run (Ft. Lauderdale for several of them ) and then the flag states of the vessels ( BAH, PAN, LBR, etc).
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i'm from vermont and actually we prefer putting yogurt on our pancakes. syrup is tree piss we sell to idiot flatlanders. keep buying it though. also come skiing.
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Empty Sandwich posted:I v much want to try that Most mainland Hawaiian restaurants carry them, give it a try! PHIZ KALIFA posted:i'm from vermont and actually we prefer putting yogurt on our pancakes. syrup is tree piss we sell to idiot flatlanders. keep buying it though. also come skiing. Vermont, reaching the grand heights of 4,395 ft ![]() Play fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Apr 16, 2021 |
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There's a fair few cruises round here. Venice had to ban cruise ships coming close as they were causing damage to the city (which is sinking fast enough without assistance)
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i'm from vermont and actually we prefer putting yogurt on our pancakes. syrup is tree piss we sell to idiot flatlanders. keep buying it though. also come skiing. I like syrup alright but I really prefer honey.
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Play posted:
Mountains so short they're green and not white
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Still confused about how that is not Eurotrash af too Eurotrash version is the one where you buy an overnight ticket to the next country over, don't pay for a cabin and get so drunk on tax-free beer/booze (which you aren't supposed to drink while onboard) that you end up in the ships jail before it makes landfall next morning. During the 90's depression some people made a living by buying the cheapest ticket, buying all the tax free booze they could and selling that when they came back. One dude did that for three years, it used to be (and might stille be) that you would get a free cheaper cabin ticket if you bought stuff for more than 100€ from the tax-free in one go.
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Play posted:Most mainland Hawaiian restaurants carry them, give it a try! I'm a ways off, but I'll keep my eyes out Play posted:Vermont, reaching the grand heights of 4,395 ft I am enjoying learning that NC has significantly higher mountains than VT
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Play posted:Spam musubi is one of my favorite foods on earth. And it is Americana, just not the standard white person kind The Hawaiians have perfected Spam that the Mainlanders took decades to figure out. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Lmao east coasters talking about mountains and others being “flatlanders”. Sorry I cant hear you at living elevation of 5,400 feet, let me drive 10 minutes west and get to 9000 feet real quick.
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lmao at anybody bragging about elevation of all things. As though they had something to do with it
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i'm from vermont and actually we prefer putting yogurt on our pancakes. syrup is tree piss we sell to idiot flatlanders. keep buying it though. also come skiing. uh i'm from/in vt and i'll take your syrup if you don't want it (grade b only, none of that aaa bs)
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The Bloop posted:lmao at anybody bragging about elevation of all things. As though they had something to do with it Bud I personally took a poo poo so high they named it Mt. Massive.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:In about a week the vaccines will have fully kicked in, which means I'm going on a grand tour of my local breakfast places. “We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the vaccines began to take hold."
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:In about a week the vaccines will have fully kicked in, which means I'm going on a grand tour of my local breakfast places. “We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the vaccines began to take hold."
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There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Pfizer binge.
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His Divine Shadow posted:“We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the vaccines began to take hold." His Divine Shadow posted:We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the vaccines began to take hold." I'm guessing that the vaccines took hold somewhere around Oulu
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ExecuDork posted:
A cruise ship is essentially a floating self-contained mall where the passengers get to spend more money on goods and services for a week after paying a huge cover to get in, which is really the height of the American experience if you think about it.
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cult_hero posted:But it's all designed to cater to the worst of America, those who fear the foreign, crave the familiar, demand excess, and love to be able to show others that they are better. Cruise ships are the microcosm of Americana distilled, with a little bit of norovirus to show what it really all amounts to.... This is also why it's more expensive to visit Disney World's recreations of world destinations than it is to actually just visit the world destination.
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BIG DRYWALL MAN posted:Bud I personally took a poo poo so high they named it Mt. Massive. Ah yes the legend of old BIG DRYWALL MAN, I know it well. It goes a little something like this: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll there was a man who had to poo poo and he
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