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nuketulsa
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram




If you ever drive through the texas pandhandle with drugs drive approx 4mph under the speed limit. The people that live out there and especially the cops are absolute fuckin psychos.

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Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013


Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Colonel Cancer posted:

What's stopping you from doing that in the safety of your own home

its the experience u nerd

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Devils Affricate posted:

Come on down to South of the Border!*

*not actually south of the border, don't drive too far south!

It is immediately south of the border, in fact

The NC SC border

And it's wonderfully, hilariously terrible. I wish I could have seen it in its heyday

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


South of the (Mason-Dixon) Border.

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002









Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe


i must have it

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016
Not Orange?





Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012



Chinatown posted:

i must have it

Forget it

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?





College Slice

Luna
May 31, 2001

A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt




The Bananana posted:

drat, you know that dude in the tie pulls major tail.

Second from the left is hung like an old mans arm.

Muk Dumpster
Jun 27, 2020


Text Here


Old people eating disgusts me

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




Devils Affricate posted:

Come on down to South of the Border!*

*not actually south of the border, don't drive too far south!

it actually is, just not the border you're thinking of

e: badly beaten

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019







Something tells me this coon hunter doesn't hunt racoons at all.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Muk Dumpster posted:

Old people eating disgusts me

Yeah they're really past best before date lol

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Bronze Fonz posted:

Something tells me this coon hunter doesn't hunt racoons at all.

When I was a kid, I used to think that the "Coon Hunters Club" near the town where I grew up was a Klan cover. I'm still not sure.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon


Nap Ghost

I checked out Paul Bunyan’s Famous Cook Shanty on Google and I dunno it looks kinda good.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014




Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

we stopped at south of the border once when i was a kid. the enchiladas were about half as good as schwan's, which is weird because they were also obviously microwaved

John Yossarian
Aug 24, 2013


Small town America always makes me depressed. Is that weird?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

It's the proper reaction really

Professor Latency
Mar 30, 2011



John Yossarian posted:

Small town America always makes me depressed. Is that weird?

Not weird at all. Small town America is very depressing. I grew up in a small town and like 90% of my high school class still live there despite having grand ambitions as a teenager.

I'm sure they're relatively happy or whatever, but small towns are kind of a trap that's very hard to escape when your entire family, friend group and career prospects have never left. And the cycle continues.

Of course this isn't a universal experience, just my Midwest poo poo hole

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

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Professor Latency posted:

Of course this isn't a universal experience, just my Midwest poo poo hole
I heard someone talking about not having any time to date a woman who still hung out at her mother's house all the time, and that led me down an introspective rabbit hole where I eventually realized there is seemingly a direct and nearly perfect correlation between "people I know who went to college beyond four years" and "people who moved out of our small Midwestern hometown." Again hardly saying it is impossible to be happy staying in your hometown, but I even wanted to stay there and had to accept there was absolutely nothing there for me

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



It's definitely a mixed bag of feelings. Being raised in small towns makes a lot of the poo poo I've posted give me nostalgia, but my life is unquestionably better having gotten out.

I don't know that I really want to move back, I'm sure it's rose tinted glasses, but it grows ever more tempting now that remote jobs are more acceptable.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

goatface posted:

It means everything in the wasteland between the coasts.

IE all of America.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You're all I think, this thing set troublin


Professor Latency posted:

Not weird at all. Small town America is very depressing. I grew up in a small town and like 90% of my high school class still live there despite having grand ambitions as a teenager.

I'm sure they're relatively happy or whatever, but small towns are kind of a trap that's very hard to escape when your entire family, friend group and career prospects have never left. And the cycle continues.

Of course this isn't a universal experience, just my Midwest poo poo hole

That's not what the numbers are saying. I've talked to them and they say that rural areas are dying pretty much everywhere in the developed world. The MAGA revolution is basically a last desperate attempt to make these places relevant again before they become totally depopulated wastelands and shooting locations for horror movies about inbred mutants abducting campers or whatever

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

TheAardvark posted:

It's definitely a mixed bag of feelings. Being raised in small towns makes a lot of the poo poo I've posted give me nostalgia, but my life is unquestionably better having gotten out.

I don't know that I really want to move back, I'm sure it's rose tinted glasses, but it grows ever more tempting now that remote jobs are more acceptable.

If you can make NYC money and live in BFE you've got it made, as long as that slow, sparse lifestyle appeals to you

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013



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The Bloop posted:

If you can make NYC money and live in BFE you've got it made, as long as that slow, sparse lifestyle appeals to you

This is actually a big problem right now because corona has allowed for exactly this to happen. now rural america had to compete with nyc and la for housing.

People from NYC are buying things sight unseen cash money for tens of thousands over asking out in the country and you can't even dream of competing against it because you don't make nyc wages.

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011



Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006




looks sick, on my way

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcw326PJuDw
https://www.google.com/maps/place/W...1!1BCgIgARICCAI

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ


sorry but neil young is canadian

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


Truman Peyote posted:

looks sick, on my way

Reminds me when I went to Kalispell Montana there was a pub called Moose’s kalispell was a poo poo hole but that gross pub loving rocked

Atticus_1354
Dec 9, 2006

Don't you go near that dog, you understand? Don't go near him, he's just as dangerous dead as alive.


other people posted:

sorry but neil young is canadian

Cananda can be Americana.jpg

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?



Weird tribute to floyd but whatever

HOMO ERECTUS posted:

I snuck a cat into that place once

whats the story here

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



Atticus_1354 posted:

Cananda can be Americana.jpg



I almost called the thread "Small Town.jpg"

Honestly I would be fascinated by the Other Country equivalents of the poo poo ITT.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






TheAardvark posted:

I almost called the thread "Small Town.jpg"

Honestly I would be fascinated by the Other Country equivalents of the poo poo ITT.






Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Dec 25, 2020

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon


Nap Ghost


Dunno this looks kinda cool

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002



what is going on with that huge ball building??

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Gatts posted:

Dunno this looks kinda cool

It's a cabane à sucre and it's where you eat some pretty amazing traditional food and lots of maple.



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