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Hasturtium posted:I dunno, that'd merit inclusion in the Great Texas Mosquito Festival's parade in Clute. I miss laughing at the Yankee Chili Cook-Off, where the winner one year was a pot of ketchup and green beans and every entry is a deliberate travesty. The mosquito legs contest is won by the contestant with the longest, skinniest legs, and frequently awarded to a local in a wheelchair. It's apocalyptic in its drunken self-loathing but it happens every single year. Except 2020, but it's roaring back in 2021 for its 40th anniversary. Well, I know where I'm spending a vacation some day.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2021 22:45 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:52 |
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I'm guessing somewhere in eastern California/western Nevada. It can get pretty bleak in places.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2021 09:37 |
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Mr. Wiggles posted:To answer the location question, this is a photo of Mina, Nevada. Called it.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2021 00:52 |
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I don't like cold potato dishes so I don't like potato salad.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 16:11 |
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CPL593H posted:That is me and I can't believe people remember this video. It's a work of art. RIP Building 19.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2021 14:24 |
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CPL593H posted:What the hell am I even looking at? Is this one of those well pump things? Pretty much. A rural house needed running water so they built an ad hoc system to connect their house to an old water well on their land. Presumably the original well dug for the house dried up and this was cheaper than deepening the existing one.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2021 05:16 |
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CPL593H posted:I wonder how poo poo like this spread like that pre-internet. Kids who moved between schools, gossip when relatives visited.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 06:01 |
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drat I miss going to restaurants like this.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 08:24 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:the third has pretty much disappeared entirely in favor of chains. rural america gets super loving excited when a subway moves into town I actually thought the third photo was a place I've eaten several times, except I'm pretty sure it isn't. So they still exist, sometimes with this exact decor.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 11:23 |
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Zero One posted:People have already identified themselves in the photos: https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/rediscovered-alaska-photos/index.html Glad to see something genuinely heartwarming like this.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 11:55 |
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Zero One posted:Pick your name. I'm Hock Thickness. Rear Leg Rear View
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2021 05:18 |
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Gentle Autist posted:the food in the UK is vastly better than in america ahahahahahahahahaha
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 07:18 |
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I lived in the UK for close to a decade you muppet. The only thing edible sober was breakfast. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Mar 7, 2021 |
# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 11:24 |
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steinrokkan posted:Two poo poo-covered morons beating each other over whose dwarves are the biggest. aren't you from one of those scandinavian countries were everything edible that isn't berries is either fermented fish or sour milk?
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 14:03 |
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Remulak posted:Straightup Angostura is the the greatest hangover cure, it's either get a hair-of-the-dog going or you puke out the bad stuff. So you're from the Upper Midwest, you say?
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 05:18 |
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Blue crabs > lobsters.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 17:30 |
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DrPossum posted:"you cannot dress like the person at the top of this notice" See, I don't think anyone would've complained if that place's dress code had been "you cannot dress like Hulk Hogan" because that's just the restaurant practicing responsible hygiene guidelines.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 06:21 |
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Tex Avery posted:Some pure, fresh, and uncut Americana from a little town in Alabama that I have to stay in for a few days. I can't wait to get out. Is this Doobie's truck?
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2021 04:09 |
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bellows lugosi posted:the california burrito is also an incredible example of the american innovative spirit.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2021 19:28 |
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bellows lugosi posted:read the book Nah. I don't need a dead European to explain the secret deep philosophical meaning of bullshit tourist traps.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 22:47 |
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:I wish the Basques would continue to colonize the wasteland states. Please don't spoil the plot of Fallout 5.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 00:10 |
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how the gently caress do you even make a "vegan" "cheesesteak" without exhausting the world's supply of quotation marks
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 01:17 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:There's decent plant protein that apes beef iirc, like the Butler Foods soy curl stuff. I'm not questioning that tasty vegan food exists, you dolt. I'm questioning calling a sandwich a cheesesteak when it contains neither cheese nor steak.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 01:42 |
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This is some drat fine Americana.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 01:52 |
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Paladin posted:Well, that's a nice holster and outfit combination. I mean, you would say that wouldn't you?
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 07:40 |
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Porfiriato posted:Now there's an Americana.jpg detail that's been missing from most of these shots of small-town restaurants: the TV in the corner that is 100% tuned to Fox News* all day, every day. Unless it's a Mexican restaurant, then it's CNN or any one of the Spanish-language stations.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 07:43 |
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A bit of good real mayonnaise is a perfect addition to a burger. This is distinct from slathering the cheap substitute stuff on everything, although that's admittedly very much Americana.jpg.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 03:21 |
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If eating too much garlic is a thing I'll probably be dead real soon.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 04:43 |
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Blue Moonlight posted:Edit: and here’s Emmaline, apparently. Wait, Weird Al is a time traveler?
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 05:02 |
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My favorite thing about ranch dressing is that it was invented in California.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 01:50 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:well jesus loving christ you thought you'd find sanity in texas how bright can you be He's comparing it to Alabama, so really we're grading on a curve here.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 13:41 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I’ve never had cherry wine but it sounds like it would taste pretty good I've had the German version and it's very nice.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2021 15:15 |
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Is it possible to eat too much garlic? Because I really loving love it.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2021 10:21 |
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The Voice of Labor posted:saying that lenin was responsible for countless deaths and is comparable to churchill and hitler and stalin is dumb as hell. you carrying out your weird vendetta against me perpetuates that dumbness. find a project appleseed for your posting. shut the gently caress up
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2021 03:03 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:It's pretty middling southern-esque chain food. Eat there once to buy the puzzle then you can generally go without I'm from Maryland. If I want southern food I ain't eating at a goddamn Cracker Barrel.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 00:01 |
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"All orders come with chips and salsa" is a blessed phrase.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 04:12 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Nah, you get that poo poo when you sit down or GTFO This has always been what the phrase meant in my experience.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 04:24 |
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Cheese anybody who hates gently caress balls
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 08:36 |
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The single thing I'm looking forward to most now that I've gotten both my 5G shots is going to the local sports bar for their bigass chicken wings drenched in sauce. I have missed them dearly.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 03:31 |
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spookykid posted:but like a hamburger, when they are done right, they are done right well done with a bottle of J&B on the side? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Ztewn_KwM&t=1094s Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Apr 14, 2021 |
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