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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Hasturtium posted:

I dunno, that'd merit inclusion in the Great Texas Mosquito Festival's parade in Clute. I miss laughing at the Yankee Chili Cook-Off, where the winner one year was a pot of ketchup and green beans and every entry is a deliberate travesty. The mosquito legs contest is won by the contestant with the longest, skinniest legs, and frequently awarded to a local in a wheelchair. It's apocalyptic in its drunken self-loathing but it happens every single year. Except 2020, but it's roaring back in 2021 for its 40th anniversary.

All hail Willie-Man-Chew.



Well, I know where I'm spending a vacation some day.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm guessing somewhere in eastern California/western Nevada. It can get pretty bleak in places.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Mr. Wiggles posted:

To answer the location question, this is a photo of Mina, Nevada.

Called it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I don't like cold potato dishes so I don't like potato salad.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

CPL593H posted:

That is me and I can't believe people remember this video.

It's a work of art. RIP Building 19.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

CPL593H posted:

What the hell am I even looking at? Is this one of those well pump things?

Pretty much. A rural house needed running water so they built an ad hoc system to connect their house to an old water well on their land.

Presumably the original well dug for the house dried up and this was cheaper than deepening the existing one.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

CPL593H posted:

I wonder how poo poo like this spread like that pre-internet.

Kids who moved between schools, gossip when relatives visited.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

drat I miss going to restaurants like this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

the third has pretty much disappeared entirely in favor of chains. rural america gets super loving excited when a subway moves into town

I actually thought the third photo was a place I've eaten several times, except I'm pretty sure it isn't. So they still exist, sometimes with this exact decor.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Zero One posted:

People have already identified themselves in the photos: https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/rediscovered-alaska-photos/index.html

Glad to see something genuinely heartwarming like this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Zero One posted:

Pick your name. I'm Hock Thickness.

Rear Leg Rear View

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Gentle Autist posted:

the food in the UK is vastly better than in america

ahahahahahahahahaha

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I lived in the UK for close to a decade you muppet. The only thing edible sober was breakfast.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Mar 7, 2021

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

steinrokkan posted:

Two poo poo-covered morons beating each other over whose dwarves are the biggest.

aren't you from one of those scandinavian countries were everything edible that isn't berries is either fermented fish or sour milk?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Remulak posted:

Straightup Angostura is the the greatest hangover cure, it's either get a hair-of-the-dog going or you puke out the bad stuff.

Fernet is good but Malort is god.

So you're from the Upper Midwest, you say?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Blue crabs > lobsters.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

DrPossum posted:

"you cannot dress like the person at the top of this notice"

See, I don't think anyone would've complained if that place's dress code had been "you cannot dress like Hulk Hogan" because that's just the restaurant practicing responsible hygiene guidelines.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Tex Avery posted:

Some pure, fresh, and uncut Americana from a little town in Alabama that I have to stay in for a few days. I can't wait to get out.




Is this Doobie's truck?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

bellows lugosi posted:

the california burrito is also an incredible example of the american innovative spirit.

:hmmyes:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

bellows lugosi posted:

read the book :colbert:

Nah. I don't need a dead European to explain the secret deep philosophical meaning of bullshit tourist traps.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

I wish the Basques would continue to colonize the wasteland states.

Please don't spoil the plot of Fallout 5.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
how the gently caress do you even make a "vegan" "cheesesteak" without exhausting the world's supply of quotation marks

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

There's decent plant protein that apes beef iirc, like the Butler Foods soy curl stuff.

Speaking as someone who hasn't been cooking meat at home for years now, it's probably best to just learn to enjoy plant base foods on their own instead of trying to chase meat analogues.

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I'm not questioning that tasty vegan food exists, you dolt. I'm questioning calling a sandwich a cheesesteak when it contains neither cheese nor steak.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

This is some drat fine Americana. :911:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Paladin posted:

Well, that's a nice holster and outfit combination.

I mean, you would say that wouldn't you?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Porfiriato posted:

Now there's an Americana.jpg detail that's been missing from most of these shots of small-town restaurants: the TV in the corner that is 100% tuned to Fox News* all day, every day.

*in TYOOL 2021 OANN is also an acceptable option.

Unless it's a Mexican restaurant, then it's CNN or any one of the Spanish-language stations.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
A bit of good real mayonnaise is a perfect addition to a burger. This is distinct from slathering the cheap substitute stuff on everything, although that's admittedly very much Americana.jpg.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
If eating too much garlic is a thing I'll probably be dead real soon.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Blue Moonlight posted:

Edit: and here’s Emmaline, apparently.



Wait, Weird Al is a time traveler?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
My favorite thing about ranch dressing is that it was invented in California.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Milo and POTUS posted:

well jesus loving christ you thought you'd find sanity in texas how bright can you be

He's comparing it to Alabama, so really we're grading on a curve here.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I’ve never had cherry wine but it sounds like it would taste pretty good

I've had the German version and it's very nice.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Is it possible to eat too much garlic? Because I really loving love it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

The Voice of Labor posted:

saying that lenin was responsible for countless deaths and is comparable to churchill and hitler and stalin is dumb as hell. you carrying out your weird vendetta against me perpetuates that dumbness. find a project appleseed for your posting.

shut the gently caress up

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Milo and POTUS posted:

It's pretty middling southern-esque chain food. Eat there once to buy the puzzle then you can generally go without

I'm from Maryland. If I want southern food I ain't eating at a goddamn Cracker Barrel.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
"All orders come with chips and salsa" is a blessed phrase.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Nah, you get that poo poo when you sit down or GTFO

This has always been what the phrase meant in my experience.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Cheese anybody who hates gently caress balls

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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The single thing I'm looking forward to most now that I've gotten both my 5G shots is going to the local sports bar for their bigass chicken wings drenched in sauce. I have missed them dearly.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

spookykid posted:

but like a hamburger, when they are done right, they are done right

well done with a bottle of J&B on the side?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Ztewn_KwM&t=1094s

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Apr 14, 2021

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