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Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



Nipples protruding- very disrespectful!

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Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


ELI PORTER posted:

If you ever drive on I-75 in Florida between Ocala and Gainesville, you will have the opportunity to see ads for the world famous Cafe Risque, a combination strip club/trucker stop/porn shop



imagine the smell

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Phthisis posted:

God bless you











such powerful energy here

I could get lost in this archive for hours (and will)

The carnies at the Houston Rodeo are always Australians. Always wondered what the deal is with that

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



“Don’t eat pork? gently caress off!”

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



I’d like to think that this is patrolled by an elite clown honor guard 24/7

every few hours they go though an elaborate shift change that involves a series of somber honks and the transfer of a 20ft long handkerchief

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


CPL593H posted:

I don't really know anything about guns but if I had to guess I'd say that osteoporosis and the recoil of a shotgun are a bad combination.

Anyway, 70s old people and their families getting absolutely loving destroyed is the best poo poo in this thread so far.

Shotgun recoil depends a lot on the load. Birdshot or clay loads don’t really kick that hard

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



Mixing Juoforez and Goleador is just asking for trouble imo. Jolimame and Crasat are fine, Fablo and Harpon JB not so much, but if you start combining Peldib and Kwondal subtypes, let alone a Goleador or Joyland, sooner or later you’re gonna end up with a Chihuahua in your stable.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



God’s Not Dead 2: Not Dead and Loving it

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Outrail posted:

Calling them hush puppies seems like a really odd marketing choice.

I’ve always heard that they originated as dog treats; people would toss them to their dogs to keep them from begging while the humans ate the “real” food. No idea if that’s accurate though

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


halokiller posted:

Alright son, pack your things we're flying to Orlando tonight. No we're not going to Disney or Universal, but it's even better than those!



What’s up with the shirts; is this some Eastern Orthodox poo poo?

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


The Bloop posted:

Narrator Voice: There was no actual barrel, nor crackers.

I think you’re pretty loving likely to find plenty of crackers at any given location, actually

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



Dude if you’re gonna go after the mother of Horus you’re gonna need more than a pair of over/under bird shotguns

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Construction-grade mayonnaise

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


The Bloop posted:

Pancakes and sausage YES
Pancakes with chocolate YES
Sausage and chocolate NO

Sauscolate
Chosage

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


JonathonSpectre posted:

There was a "Trump Store" in my neck of the woods that was just wall-to-loving-wall moron poo poo, flags, shirts, just the whole gamut of "I'm a loving idiot" advertisements.

3 days after the election it had become an ATV store. Just $799 for your own ATV!

IIRC there was one of these in EWR for a while

E:

Bouillon Rube fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Apr 20, 2021

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Fish of hemp posted:

Now wait a minute. Even in 1965 50% of American men were at least overweight? How?

Butter. Lots of butter.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Yellow dog.
Raw dog. :wink:

HardMan Community Center

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Michaeldim posted:



Imagine going to Manhattan for this

do they at least call it The Big Applebees?

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Aardvark! posted:

im kind of fascinated by American restaurants in other countries that lean in to Americana hard


lollin at the unlikely situation of a texan eating green vegetables

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



BEST BAR-B-Q
*in Indiana

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Aardvark! posted:







And the only pictures from inside the restaurant:



I’ve never been to WV but I have to assume that it’s an entire state of Resident Evil towns

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



I…uh…would not choose to follow that truck

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Is it possible to get beef ribs anywhere at this point? All the bbq places in Houston haven’t had it since the pandemic started and I don’t eat pork :(

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Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


You aren’t actually supposed to eat the brisket; it’s merely a desiccant to keep the salad crisp.

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