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AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

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AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Crossposting from the bad tattoo thread.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Hasturtium posted:

separated from a drinking water aquifer by a fractured sandstone.

In my experience fractured sandstone doesn't separate anything?

Ah...that was the joke. I see.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

You've hit on a wonderful intersection regarding Americana and environmental science. I have just the thing.

AKZ fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Sep 29, 2021

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Subpar Miniature Golf

That looks like it would have been fun as heck.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Play posted:

the meth pipe really puts it over the top

Dirt-crank Terry runs Ashland Heights SD with an iron fist.

Speaking of Americana anyone ever hang out on a boathouse? Not a house boat, but a boathouse?

AKZ fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Feb 4, 2021

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Last I checked internetkhole had a private instagram account, but they accepted follow requests.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009



AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

manero posted:

Nightmare fuel



Hahah that loving thing is wrapped in an american flag!

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

If I had any photoshop skills that hotdog would have a punisher skull, thin blue line, and trucknuts hanging off of it.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Americana tax

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

CPL593H posted:

Is this a Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum? I know they all have wacky facades like that. I went to the Orlando one when I was a kid and it was really fun.

I don't think so, but maybe? I was in Panama City Beach FL a while back and saw it.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Oh poo poo speaking of Ripley's the Wisconsin Dells is peak weird Americana. My neighbor calls it Sconnie Vegas.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Yo this dude dines and sups GET HIM!

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

screaden posted:

I did this and I have questions like what the hell do people do here? Most of the houses look boarded up and abandoned but there were cars parked out the front

https://youtu.be/pNBNRFTxSKk

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Accretionist posted:

Whole article's nuts.

Checks out. I worked with a guy from the Smelterville area and it tracks pretty closely with what he had to say.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Anyway Spokane isn't big enough to have a big leagues team but we do have a minor league team called the Indians. About 15 years or so ago they went "hey, should we rebrand to be something less racist?" and they ended up working with the Spokane Indians tribe to come up with branding that was inclusive to the tribe.

The name Spokane is written in Salish on the uniforms and instead of having a caricature of a human they have a regional trout as the mascot now.

This is the first time the native words/language have appear on the uniforms of a baseball team.

This kicks so much rear end! Hell yeah!

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Warren Zevon does a great job at skewering country living fetishization in his song Play it All Night Long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W07dFdGadE

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Got mail meant for the neighbors again.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

how do I sign up for Beef Semen Magazine

https://www.progressivedairy.com/magazine








AKZ fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Feb 27, 2021

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

I would love to know what everything in this photo means

I got you. Nascar's stats.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

goatface posted:

They mean about as much as the figures on any personal ad you find in the back of a specialist magazine.

Is your specialist magazine for people who drain the fun out of things like goddamn lampreys?

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009


Dat rear leg side :drat:

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Play posted:

Have you ever heard of the beef and dairy podcast? It's exactly like this, except entirely a joke. Pretty drat funny actually

Beef teats, udder shudder, and hoof ham is no joking matter fella. Making light of serious dairy conundrums is distasteful af.

:tizzy:

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Rush Limby where Waldo

AKZ fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Sep 29, 2021

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Hey cowpokes we got business and business is cows and business is booming idfk I keep getting other people's mail.
















AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Tex Avery posted:

Finally escaped Alabama. Made it back home to Texas. It's nice to be back in the land of sanity and familiarity and -

:chloe:

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Babylon Astronaut posted:

America, but with the sentry guns from aliens, is far too horrifying to imagine.

Sure, but the gated communities that have will be called fun things like "Meadow Parks Reinforced Zone" and "Shady Lane Claymore Pond" and poo poo.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

BIG DRYWALL MAN posted:

What in the gently caress is this

I'm glad someone else was wondering.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

Where is my twink-lax?

You mean poppers?

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Hasturtium posted:

Don't eat at places that feel uninspired

I only eat at places that emotionally bully their employees into a rictus-grin hollow-eyed facsimile of enthusiasm and happy servitude.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Oh I got your intent I just like to feast on dead dreams coated by a sheen of hostage-like economically driven desperation.

I'm joking.

For real though if I saw someone working in a restaurant who could be described as visibly inspired I would be suspicious.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Is that meat? I thought it was dog poo poo.

Doobie dogshit special

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

feedmegin posted:

France I will give you but I suspect America cares more about kobe beef than Japan does.

It frustrates us because it's our basketball guy but also their beef. Cognitive dissonance.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Gutter Phoenix posted:

What a pioneer!

When my sister and I were very young, my dad mixed together a can of pork n' beans with a can of tuna and fed it to us for dinner. My mom made fun of him for it for years.

A very dad dinner.

*plunks down a can of beans and a bud heavy*

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

"Midwest sushi"

No need to try and church it up.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I saw that. Pig in a blanket doesn't mean the blanket is made of pigs.

Midwest sushi is a great name for it though.

Good effort on :ninja: edit.

Hahaha yea I had a moment of "wait I bet I'm misremembering poo poo from weird potlucks."

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Zoop

AKZ fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Sep 29, 2021

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AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Why are you always so riled up? Is it a food thing?

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