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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Chinatown posted:

i must have it

Forget it

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Tarkus posted:

I think Americana is pretty interesting in a way. It's like a memory of a memory of a culture that once existed that is now mass produced in China or sold piecemeal at Michaels. Nothing new created, just a slavish adherence to an aesthetic that is comical in its mimicry.

The man in the high tower?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

TheAardvark posted:

This is actually one of my favorite Americana things!

Almost every town in the American Heartland has a small ice-cream/fast food place called something like The Dairy Barn or Purple Cow.

Hell, I can actually post an image of a Purple Cow I've eaten at:



The thing that makes these places so interesting is that they're totally independent, and the locals always treat it as this real unique attraction of their city.

It's not though!!! they're always exactly the loving same !!!!!!!







Are crazy golf/driving ranges/batting cages also usually part of the package?

Also, re: small town Chinese food - fuckin crab Rangoon lol. A "Chinese" dish with cheese named after the colonial name for a Burmese city.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Why not just add a pinch of salt to the coke?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Big Beef City posted:

...because then you don't get coke peanuts at the end you IDIOT
haha WOW can you believe this MORON!?
*the planters peanut mascot leads a marching band out onto the stage where the drums spell out 'F-U-C-K-I-N-G-M-O-R-O-N' and slowly circle around as confetti shaped like coke bottles rains down on you from above and every screams and hoots at you*

Are the peanuts not all soggy and gross though?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I don't like cold potato dishes so I don't like potato salad.

It's also good with still warm potatoes.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Dear Watson posted:

Do other countries do an equivalent to the all American state fair? Or are we the only ones that celebrate prosperity with such a grotesque display of food abominations?




Look at that mouthwatering tray of Krispy Kreme donuts hamburgers from an American state fair

Fuckin would ngl.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

What's the restaurant chain that gets its customers to stand twice a day to salute veterans? loving peak Americana right there.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Your dad is awesome.

E: do you remember what gibberish you said?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

If it's damaged it's supposed to be burned. I poo poo you not.

Though tbh, it makes sense to me in a way. Quick death Vs rotting around in rubbish.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

My mum is American and living in the UK. She brags to friends back home about how she doesn't pay for her healthcare. Yet she is opposed to Obamacare because "socialised" healthcare = death panels and 'bortions.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

"People would just abuse free healthcare".

*Gets world's biggest opioid crisis anyway*

E: not "anyway"- directly as a result of a healthcare system run purely for greed.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

So was Rush getting high off his own supply?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Bar Ran Dun posted:

Yeah that’s my big miss from being able to take a train into NYC pickled tongue deli sandwiches. You can get tongue in the south in more rural grocery stores. I’ve also gotten tongue and roasted head meat tacos in taquerias in rural areas with immigrant farm workers.

Is roasted head meat anything like head cheese?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Milo and POTUS posted:

If you want to complain about american food, complaining about how many americans are total babies about lamb and quite a few other proteins. My sister won't touch it because it's "too strong"

What other proteins are we talking about here.

Also lol at lamb being too strong.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

gently caress you drat Americans and your bad food anywhere here’s the traditional urine soaked fermented owl organs of my European homeland it is traditionally best enjoyed while wearing blackface.

It's actually a hood to hide your shame from God.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Bismuth posted:

One of my (least) favorite parts of the Columbine cultural aftermath was the christians making up that story about cassie bernall, making her a martyr, and then painting themselves as the targets/victims of these scary dangerous atheists. Its like any time american christians can even make up a reason to paint themselves as opressed they leap to it, reality be damned.

Columbine happened when I was still in elementary school and boy did I feel the effect it had as one of the few kids in town that wasnt vocally/obviously christian. By not going to church and dressing goth (occasionally) I got a big "DANGER" stamp on my forehead that lasted until I graduated HS. I know a lot of internet atheists are big blubbering pissbabies but even as a 10 year old girl I got treated weird about it

Its a bit funny how much they harassed my small friend group despite not a single one of us fitting the usual "straight white male" school shooter profile.

Was that the girl who said yes when they asked whether she was a Christian so they shot her (or so the story goes)? We got told her story as "inspirational" as if she was an example to follow. I mean surely the more Christian thing to do would be to lie since it's preventing a greater evil? I went to school in the UK too fs.


Animal-Mother posted:

They believe they're literally in a holy war. It's why there's so much crossover between fundies and Q.

My mum is a regular visitor to "spiritual warfare" websites. And yeah, they're cringe.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Weka posted:

Next you'll be telling me many Hispanic people are white.

They'll be co-opted before long to preserve white hegemony imo. Cue a lot of celebration of "Spanish-American" history.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

BrigadierSensible posted:

All this garlic talk is again ignoring a very tasty part of the garlic plant. The stalk.

Again, not America, but in Korea I always loved the chopped up garlic stalks that would be put out as part of the side dishes.

Ngl, did not even know they were edible.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

steinrokkan posted:

You call them freedom fries, yet you speak like the Frenchman's even more freedom-hating cousin, the Belgian?

Mayo is far too basic for Belgians to put on their frites.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

I don't like that sign because they spelled SEUSS wrong.

I thought their way of spelling it was cute.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Aardvark! posted:

im kind of fascinated by American restaurants in other countries that lean in to Americana hard



Pakistan leans into America hard?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Pennywise the Frown posted:

That was a really fun video. Made me smile. :)

Yeah that video was recommended to me for so long and I avoided it thinking it was going to be really cringey and patronising but it wasn't at all. Glad I clicked.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Lazy Robot posted:

Yeah, he gives all his videos awful clickbait titles, but they are mostly wholesome videos of people being really happy to hear their native language from an unexpected source.

As a native English speaker it's kind of sad that I'll never really experience that. Otoh, it's all the better for being the one doing the nice surprise.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

halokiller posted:

Chicken sandwich places that use thighs really are the pro move. The breast is the worst part of the chicken. Even the feet have more flavor.



Looks like it's from a chippy in Scotland

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Buttermilk is good for heartburn. It's also nice with fruit added.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Dandywalken posted:

As a Maryland native, Floridas abundance of crabs that they either wouldnt catch, or when caught were directly boiled rather than steamed seemed really odd to me.

Never thought I'd hear Floridians accused of not catching crabs.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Does Maryland actually have an identity? The map of it always looks so hosed up like just the leftovers from other states. There's one part of it is literally only a town wide.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

halokiller posted:

The god tier Asian fusion however is Viet-Cajun and I shall hear no other rebuttals. :colbert:

Vietnamese food is already a kind of fusion. That just sounds like your fusing more French in (not to say it wouldn't be awesome).

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

DamnCanadian posted:

My neighbor’s driveway when he had some friends over for 4th of July. Sorry it’s not food-related:

Are those NH plates? Small town new England really is samey

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

TotalLossBrain posted:

I remember having similar school lunches in East Germany. Milk noodles - basically just macaroni and sweet milk.
In retrospect, a lot of what I ate as a kid back then was likely poverty food.

Sounds like something Wessis would mock you for but then spend good money on at a Turkish restaurant if they gave it a fancy name and sprinkled cinnamon on top.

Anyway, did you get a sliced up banana on your milk noodles at Christmas?

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

TotalLossBrain posted:

We did get bananas on very rare occasions - maybe a couple times each year. It was unpredictable enough to not get it for Christmas.
But never on the milk noodles.
It was extremely common for kids to receive oranges & nuts for Christmas, though. That stuff was also hard to come by, but apparently not as hard as bananas.

Found some pictures of these school lunches because they were standardized across the country.












and because people are nostalgic, they like recreating those recipes even now:







not gonna lie, I would demolish some of those meals even today :( Nostalgia is a powerful thing.

Those Königsburger klöpse do look good to be fair.

Also, speisung does not sound like a real word to me.

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