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KonMari DeathMetal
Dec 20, 2009


I've lived in Florida my entire life, never once have I actually seen snow or experienced cold below 50F degrees. I am about to gently caress all that up and move to Pennsylvania during winter because I am a stupid piece of poo poo. I have no idea what to expect from winter other than it will be cold and my balls will shrink.

What do I need to do/know to not gently caress up more than I have already have?

What does my car need?

What the gently caress is a furnace?

What are the stupid cold weather house chores I need to care about? Shoveling snow?

How do I avoid freezing to do death? Shorts and sandals are all I own.

Please help me frozen goons of winter, I am stupid and don't know which snow is safe to eat.

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