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I will be donating my body to science, so that it may be used for the noble pursuit of knowledge and the betterment of mankind. (jk the military will use it for IED tests or shoot cannon rounds at it or target practice who cares)
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coat me in a seasonally appropriate sauce and dump me in a national park as a tasty treat to the wildlife
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Jan 5, 2021 12:47
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"Eh, it's a living."
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Jan 5, 2021 15:33
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It’s not up to us. Remember Lowtax put language in the TOS that we all get buried with him when he dies. I’m pretty sure that all that transferred to Jeffrey when he bought the site so I hope he’s made arrangements.
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Jan 5, 2021 17:16
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Slow cook me while the meats still good and stipulate that my inheritance can only be collected once you've had a pulled-me sandwich.
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Jan 5, 2021 17:36
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I’m gonna die with a big boner so they have to drill a hole in the top of the coffin in order to close the lid.
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Jan 5, 2021 18:11
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I want norman reedus to tie me to his back and hike over a mountain to carry me to an incinerator in the middle of nowhere
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Jan 5, 2021 18:13
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please use my corpse and body fluids in satanic rituals (only real satanic rituals, no fakes)
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Jan 5, 2021 18:15
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Balance my corpse on top of a door, so that when someone enters the room it falls all over them and scares the heck out of em
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Jan 5, 2021 20:27
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Smugworth posted:I will be donating my body to science, so that it may be used for the noble pursuit of knowledge and the betterment of mankind. (jk the military will use it for IED tests or shoot cannon rounds at it or target practice who cares) Wow! America keeps finding new ways to show me that every aspect of life here is part of some despicable scheme.
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gleebster posted:"Eh, it's a living." “Welcome to the hall of presidents”
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Jan 6, 2021 00:48
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whatever body snatcher puppet i become sounds reasonably fine
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Jan 6, 2021 02:41
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fry me but as my mother is shrieking bigotry and voter fraud bullshit in my ear right now, shoot my bone spurs at her
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Jan 6, 2021 03:22
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DickParasite posted:Donated to a medical school to train future doctors. This. My step-father already is; my mom's next, and I'm running the paperwork through Temple University since they saved my life & waived most of the fees. My wife may also. It's cheap, too. My step-father died at home and the funeral home came after the EMTs pronounced, picked him up, processed all of the government paperwork, and Temple University took it from there, total cost was under $400. (my mom ran the diagnostic imaging library at Temple for 30-years)
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Jan 6, 2021 03:36
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Feed me to strangers without telling them what they’re eating until they’ve already eaten it. Upload their reactions.
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Jan 6, 2021 05:29
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It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people. Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, "Ethics for Tomorrow"
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Jan 6, 2021 06:25
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I want to be cryogenically frozen. Then, in the distant future when it becomes technologically possible to revive me, they can pull my corpse from suspension, have a good laugh, and toss it into the incinerator.
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Jan 6, 2021 06:34
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Please launch my corpse from a catapult directly at Marine Force 1 as whichever ghoul is president is waving to the press from the door
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Jan 6, 2021 06:42
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I told my wife that if she needs to eat me to survive, not to hesistate. I'm the biggest in the family, I buy the most time.
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Jan 6, 2021 06:43
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I don't give a gently caress I'll be dead, but maybe one of those things where they turn you into tree fertilizer?
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Jan 6, 2021 06:46
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Wanna be preserved in a cool jack off position like that pompeii dude only preferably the ash would make my dick look way bigger than it actually is
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Jan 6, 2021 07:19
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ive never been to everest so i think it would be a beautiful gesture if a sherpa came to get my corpse so he could bring it back and carry it up that mountain to the very top
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Jan 6, 2021 11:06
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i want my skeleton used for a highschool science classroom. feed my organs to the dogs
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Jan 6, 2021 15:04
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:
I want my phylactery to be this cool.
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Jan 6, 2021 15:23
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I don't give a poo poo what you do to my body as long as when you do it there is a sick heavy metal guitar solo blaring in the background.
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as long as kenshiro turns his back and tells me im already dead
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