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Every Christmas, I remember the worst holiday song I've ever heard in my life. I heard it here on SA in a "Worst Christmas songs" thread, but I haven't been able to find it since. The singer sounds like he has a cold and he's drunk off his rear end. The lyrics are weird poo poo like "Ho ho ho, here comes Santa, wise old man. The cold and snow he can stand". The singer occasionally goes "ho ho ho", but he emphasizes it really strangely so he sometimes goes "ho HO HO ho". Please help me, goons! I cannot spend Christmas without this lovely rear end song! I give you another godawful Christmas song as an offering. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT5noclsXS4
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Dec 24, 2020 17:25
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This is probably not the song you are looking for. However, my go-to album for terrible Christmas songs is Bob Dylan's Christmas in the Heart. Every song on there is amazingly awful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8qE6WQmNus If you want to torture yourself further I recommend Hark the Herald angels Sing: https://open.spotify.com/track/6CDaKcArUgWTeeTK5d8dMI
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Dec 24, 2020 18:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYbh4Blwh6Q
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Dec 24, 2020 18:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li8GrxE1jfg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_CubpdMxcs
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Dec 24, 2020 19:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kxHdIOA44
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Dec 24, 2020 19:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV-eP8K6bhw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34
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Dec 24, 2020 19:42
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https://youtu.be/yZ2sa3tyvkI It’s this piece of poo poo or the Christmas Shoes. Both attempt to be emotional and deep but come off as loving stupid.
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Dec 24, 2020 20:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k4yjCo8JWs
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Dec 24, 2020 20:26
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No one mentioned the early 2000s internet gold that was that horrible "O Holy Night" song? For shame, goons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ
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Dec 24, 2020 20:40
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every Christmas song written after 1890
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Dec 24, 2020 20:59
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Here are some. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3946206
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Dec 25, 2020 01:31
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there's a whole album of this guy out there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcPRo2lHlEY
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Dec 25, 2020 02:46
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and, of course, the irreplaceable treasure that is Jan Terri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Ng1HbOAKs
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Dec 25, 2020 02:49
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thread title made me wonder if icejjfish did a Christmas song, and https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NEqHPjiP7Pk
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Dec 25, 2020 06:12
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