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Anyone got any stories of chumps who can only poop at their "home base" and end up making GBS threads their pants as a result? I love those. Posting this from the john
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Only poop on the clock and at your place of employment, don't waste your own time and money
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Dec 25, 2020 19:04
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Colonel Cancer posted:Only poop on the clock and at your place of employment, don't waste your own time and money Work doesn't have a bidet, and the TP is the thinnest, cheapest stuff the can afford.
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Dec 25, 2020 19:21
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its all nice on rice posted:Work doesn't have a bidet, and the TP is the thinnest, cheapest stuff the can afford. Don't get addicted to 3ply TP, for you will resent its absence. With basic engineering skills your works lovely 1ply can be turned into as many plies as you want!
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Dec 25, 2020 20:38
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I have a regular pooping schedule which I follow quite rigidly but the stools themselves are great
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Dec 25, 2020 22:02
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Colonel Cancer posted:What do they call popping a squat in France? The literal translation of the French phrase for that is "Giving birth to an American".
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Dec 25, 2020 22:15
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BigBadSteve posted:The literal translation of the French phrase for that is "Giving birth to an American". Popping le squat 
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Dec 25, 2020 22:18
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sudonim posted:Anyone got any stories of chumps who can only poop at their "home base" and end up making GBS threads their pants as a result? I love those. My friend would always notify us and ask permission regarding his bowel movements. He'd been known to clog toilets. As a result he'd drive home and back just to relieve himself.
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Dec 26, 2020 20:11
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i think bidets should be more popular. or those rear end hoses they have in thailand. wiping your poo poo covered rear end in a top hat with paper and calling it good seems weak
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Dec 27, 2020 04:23
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I'm on the bog now and I can strongly recommend pooping. But if you poop more than three times a day, or you always have diarrhea or there's blood in your stool or your poop is black, see a doctor ffs.
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Dec 27, 2020 05:11
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zaepg posted:My friend would always notify us and ask permission regarding his bowel movements. He'd been known to clog toilets. As a result he'd drive home and back just to relieve himself. The plumbing-safe way with a huge poop is to courtesy-flush after every large log or two (or after every large load of small/medium logs). I do this when I'm pooping at a friend's who I want to stay friends with. And them asking you why you flushed so much is a great conversation starter.
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Dec 27, 2020 05:15
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I still do it every day, OP. But it feels really monotonous now. It's like I'm only doing it because I'm supposed to. It has become a routine instead of something I really enjoy. I miss the excitement, you know? The thrill. Can anyone ITT recommend ways to make pooping exciting again?
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Dec 27, 2020 05:26
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I knew a guy who somehow always clogged the toilet with his large poops. He was a habitual toilet clogger and he always denied it was a malicious act but then, just like old Saint Nick, with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye he would go into another bathroom
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Dec 27, 2020 05:30
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I stopped pooping back in 2016.
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Dec 27, 2020 07:12
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Colonel Cancer posted:Popping le squat L'esquatte-du-poppe
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Dec 27, 2020 07:36
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I still do it every day, OP. Eat foods containing very hot chili. Also, post while making GBS threads.
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Dec 27, 2020 08:27
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i dont even own a toilet
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Dec 27, 2020 08:35
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Gentle Autist posted:i think bidets should be more popular. or those rear end hoses they have in thailand. wiping your poo poo covered rear end in a top hat with paper and calling it good seems weak Agreed. You seen the toilets in Japan? Now those are some advanced toilets. Also, toilets should be changed to a squat style toilets, which are apparently better for pooping
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Dec 27, 2020 19:40
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I am making GBS threads as I type this. I quite enjoy it.
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Dec 27, 2020 19:47
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It's time to drag pooping screaming into the 21st century! We need to abandon old antiquated toilets of our forefathers and install new technologically advanced toilets that will literally suck the poo poo out of your rear end in a top hat!
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Dec 27, 2020 19:56
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's time to drag pooping screaming into the 21st century! We need to abandon old antiquated toilets of our forefathers and install new technologically advanced toilets that will literally suck the poo poo out of your rear end in a top hat! It'll be like making GBS threads in space!!
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Dec 27, 2020 22:57
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*runs into thread all sweaty* POOPULAR!!
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Dec 27, 2020 23:00
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Motherfucker posted:*runs into thread all sweaty* 
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Dec 27, 2020 23:05
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Way back in the day my friends and I went to this German restaurant on a work night and just went to town on beer, cabbage, and beef. The next day, I knew the upcoming dook was gonna be Serious Business so I went to one of the biggest bathroom in the giant office building I worked in, and took the stall furthest from the door. Fifty feet, easy. Entire bathroom to myself. As I sat there, doing my dark work, I heard the bathroom door open, someone took two steps, said ”Jesus Christ!”, turned around and walked out. It remains my both proudest accomplishment and deepest shame.
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Dec 27, 2020 23:11
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I'm grunting one out riiigght, hrrrrnnggh, now. 
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Dec 27, 2020 23:11
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Way back in the day my friends and I went to this German restaurant on a work night and just went to town on beer, cabbage, and beef. Its better than them coming in and picking the stall right next to you, while you both sit there in awkward silence waiting for the other to leave because you're both afraid to let loose.
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Dec 27, 2020 23:18
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Shame on y'all if you don't make DBZ transformation grunts while making GBS threads in public This but pooping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdlBxdqv8s
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Dec 27, 2020 23:36
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Into The Mild posted:I poop on the reg. I've never been regular. All those people taking nice quick poops whenever they please makes me insanely jealous.
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Dec 27, 2020 23:42
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Way back in the day my friends and I went to this German restaurant on a work night and just went to town on beer, cabbage, and beef. You should have no shame
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Dec 28, 2020 00:33
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https://twitter.com/WeirdestMp4s/status/1336798241762004997
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Dec 28, 2020 02:09
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I had a date like that. Super hot actually. 
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Dec 28, 2020 02:11
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wesleywillis posted:It'll be like making GBS threads in space!! But not in a spacesuit, I hope. I've never considered the issue before, but I suppose astronauts on a spacewalk or walking on the moon wear adult diapers under their suits? If so, certain fetishists would surely pay hundreds of thousands of $$$ each for the used adult nappies, if they could be smuggled back to earth. But that would be very hard to do without creating a stink.
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Dec 28, 2020 07:02
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hopefully in the future we'll have tiny robots that can transport poop out of our bodies for us
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Dec 28, 2020 09:32
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Pooping is pretty problematic tbh, and ngl I’m low-key side-eyeing anyone who’s still doing it in 2020
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Dec 28, 2020 17:44
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Is that thread icon new? Nice butt
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Dec 28, 2020 18:30
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Colonel Cancer posted:Popping le squat Poupon le squat
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Dec 28, 2020 19:02
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It's gotta be popular with how many people do it.
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Dec 28, 2020 19:03
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1-3 Significant logs a day. Pretty regularly scheduled. Some people say thats taking all of the fun out of it, but I like having something I can depend on.
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Dec 28, 2020 19:06
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Evil Bob posted:1-3 Significant logs a day. Pretty regularly scheduled. Some people say thats taking all of the fun out of it, but I like having something I can depend on. Being regular is great. Posted while ramming out a poo poo.
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I have managed to not have to take a poo poo at worm for the past 2 years.
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