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BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
they had a long career, lots of works tell you what

listen to this song, tell me what you think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYgKCekzcec

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cnut
May 3, 2016

gently caress you I won't do what you tell me!

J/k, it was a good song, op, that's what I think.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Ultra Carp
I think their 2001 album "Violence has arrived" is, in many ways, the peak of the band's output. The brutality and speed combined with the witty lyricism, perversity, and of course the wild stage shows makes for as enjoyable a listen as you ever get with GWAR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trNLLn8Ubq0

Beauteous rot always amuses me. Careful listeners will discern a positive message of self-determination and empowerment couched in the ever present veneer of sadism and gross out humor.

quote:

Your beauty makes me sick
I'd rather gently caress a troll
Kick you in the head
Vomit in the hole

Face turns to snot
You used to be hot
Beauty is Rot

You spend hours smearing cream on your face
What you need is to be hit with a mace
Tied to a horse and get dragged through the streets
Hung by the heels and pelted with beets

But still you are smearing cream on your face
What you need is to be reduced to paste
Wander the countryside blind in one eye
Sucking the dicks of dead dogs to survive

Who decides what is beautiful?
Nobody but you
I find fascination as your guts are turned to stew

Who decides what's beautiful? Nobody but you. As Oderus tells us, acceptance of the self can only truly be attained after a harsh journey through the travails of life.

The wise know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But you know that. If you made a habit of letting other people tell you what is good you wouldn't be listening to GWAR

Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Dec 25, 2020

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
First time I saw them I got a pretty good sustained blast from the blood hose and my contact lenses were pink for about a week

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Ultra Carp

Haverchuck posted:

First time I saw them I got a pretty good sustained blast from the blood hose and my contact lenses were pink for about a week

My friend got a cumshot from the cuttlefish of cthulu and said it was pina colada flavor

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
isnt that a vtuber

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
I have a white shirt, stained with blood, that I've worn every time I've seen them. I feel like they haven't really been the same since Cory and Dave died.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
GWAR, you're the worst, I'll put an end to you

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I saw gwar in 2006 or so and got gwar'd right in the face

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

Thought Gwar was a joke band until some Two Minutes to Latenight cover showed up on my youtube feed with a couple of the members in it and I liked it. Went and checked out their albums and realized I've been ignorant for decades.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
GWAR owns and their spaceship runs on crack

sd6
Jan 14, 2008

This has all been posted before, and it will all be posted again
Took me two - three days to get the green completely out of my skin and hair after seeing them at a fest last year. GWAR does indeed rule

freeman
Aug 14, 2018
Saw them in 2006 in Philly. One of the best live shows I've ever been to and I regret not seeing them again before Oderus passed.

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.




Living in DC means at one beautiful time in history I was close to not one but two GWAR-themed bars :unsmith:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Oderus didn't die, he just went home

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lordi better imo

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

gwar rules, rip dave brockie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6HIifwp4MM


Colonel Cancer posted:

Lordi better imo

lol

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



I just realized Trump is the first president of my adult life that I never got to see dismembered on stage by aliens. Sad.

Cyber Punk 90210
Jan 7, 2004

The War Has Changed
Has anyone mentioned that time they were on The Joan Rivers Show?

It's what I show people when they ask what Gwar is

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
rip in piss oderus

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
gwar owns, i like the one with the beartrap face lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4DhamRlNaA&t=1241s

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




no more gwar, only gpeace

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
GWAR is a lot of fun to listen to and Battle Maximus is my favorite album, even though it’s missing Flatus Maximus after he decided to fly back to the cannabis planet and left everyone else here like a loving dick.

He left them to play bars. :mad:

Edit: fun fact: Oderus taught me what “jenkum” is and that’s valuable information I can use!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Getting tired of these gwars

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I was introduced to Gwar by Beavis and Butthead, which is probably fitting.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
I must've seen GWAR at least a dozen times and every show was awesome. the side project X-COPS was fun too but I think they only did one album

RIP Oderus

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
sad whale, baby.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

i'm gwar

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Gwar are the power ranger villains we always wanted but never got.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Do they do shows outside the US? I've never seen them anywhere unfortunately.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RYRcztHvYw

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Here's a great interview with Dave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYsAL8VrlOk

It's pretty obvious that he's in some financial straits considering how he brings up not getting any money from anything like 3 times

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Oh Gwar? How about Gnarkill? A very classy song that's not safe for work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y-UaVG-ews.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=2J16kjOZ4ac

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

https://youtu.be/bMkA76KpWO8

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Gwar was on Jerry Springer back in the late 90s. Some kid was on there with his mom, and his mom was trying to talk poo poo about how gwar was bad.
Gwar basically out smarted that stupid bitch and by the end, she was agreeing with what they said.

Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJuBxeRrv9A

They were also homies with Green Jelly.

I also made a glory hole themed parody of one of their songs (the road behind) in the glory hole thread a few months ago.

E: also, the thread tag should read GWAR not Slayer.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Shamelessly quoting myself:

wesleywillis posted:

music:
https://youtu.be/R-JgCIbt2UE?t=3

Lyrics:


Well I'm at the glory hole
Gonna shoot a hot heavy load
Stagger around in a stupor
Horny, wanna shoot my load
Drop my pants to the floor
Hope that I get some back door
I put a 20 dollar bill through
Then chubbed up right away
Shoved my dick through to get this poo poo under way
So horny horny
Started with a blow and it really made my day
Give me a blow job baby make my dick really hard
Get that poo poo wet then please stick it in your arse

So baby
All that cream keeps flowing
coming from my hairy dong
Shot my load on to your behind

O can't you hear me moaning
blasting out my ropey load
Shot my load on to your behind

Well there you have it baby
I'm just a really horny guy
been to a million of these bathrooms
but I still like to sodomize
Because theres more to sex
than getting loads in the eyes

I'm at the local glory hole baby
put it through that dirty little hole
Blow jobs baby old fashioned oral sex
Doesn't really matter cause I'm horny anyway
Give me a blow job baby then i'll stick it in your arse
Another load shot through the old glory hole

So baby
Baby take the cash and C'mon lets get it on

All that cream keeps flowing
coming from my hairy dong
Shot my load on to your behind

O can't you hear me moaning
blasting out my ropey load
Shot my load on to your behind

OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

All that cream keeps flowing
coming from my hairy dong
Shot my load on to your behind

O can't you hear me moaning
blasting out my ropey load
Shot my load on to your behind

All that cream keeps flowing
coming from my hairy dong
Shot my load on to your behind

O can't you hear me moaning
blasting out my ropey load
Shot my load on to your behind

Well the cream keeps shooting
From inside my hairy dong
Baby can't you hear me cumming

In that bathroom stall
In that bathroom's stall

Sodomy baby

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Why does GWAR keep coming up? This like how threads about shaving your pubes would get.posted like clockwork.

Any week now we'll get another bad thread about Whiskey.


Edit: vvv you know on second thought, I think it just comes up a lot instead of it having lots of threads. We deserve a thread about GWAR.

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Dec 26, 2020

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Why does GWAR keep coming up? This like how threads about shaving your pubes would get.posted like clockwork.

Any week now we'll get another bad thread about Whiskey.

People seem to mention there being a weekly GBS rear end eating thread. I've never seen more than one or two. Where are all these Gwar threads?

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